THE SPIDER NEEDS TO STAY ALIVE. — Forum Archive

6 Feb 2004, 23:39

I don't want the spider to be dead.

What would a land of meat be without a proper spider?

:thumbdown:

7 Feb 2004, 02:36

why would we kill spiders? We kill penguins..

7 Feb 2004, 03:58

And Flocks of Seagulls ..... :evil4:

7 Feb 2004, 07:38

Spider was killed on accident after a anal search at the Brazilian airport. He was mistaken for an American.

8 Feb 2004, 15:52

And did they find something ?

:uhoh:

8 Feb 2004, 15:59

Probably an American asshole, if it was an anal search ! Answers to the name Dubya.

8 Feb 2004, 17:14

Derp :laugh:

8 Feb 2004, 19:19

Originally posted by Low-Life Probably an American asshole, if it was an anal search ! Answers to the name Dubya.

It's been a few rough weeks, boy, but I still got enough gumption left in me to put ya on my Enemas list. Yee-ha, the Pride is back!

Sincerely, Duyba :cowboy:

PS -Even though Saddam didn't have them there weapons, he sure was a big ole threat to everything ('specially my daddy)

8 Feb 2004, 20:21

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Low-Life Probably an American asshole, if it was an anal search ! Answers to the name Dubya.

It's been a few rough weeks, boy, but I still got enough gumption left in me to put ya on my Enemas list. Yee-ha, the Pride is back!

Sincerely, Duyba :cowboy:

PS -Even though Saddam didn't have them there weapons, he sure was a big ole threat to everything ('specially my daddy) Enemas? :nonono:

8 Feb 2004, 21:38

Originally posted by Spike why would we kill spiders?We kill penguins..

leave the penguins alone!!!!

8 Feb 2004, 22:22

YESSSS!!!!

Or I shall send my armies of killer penguins and make you pay the ultimate price!!!

ON THE GROUND...

IN THE AIR...

AND UNDER SEA...

BEWARE!!! OR WE SHALL USE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!!

(DON'T...... PUT..... YOUR... FINGER... ON... THE ... BUTTON....)

9 Feb 2004, 00:23

Led, of course, by the mighty Opus!!!!!!!!

10 Feb 2004, 23:26

Still no spider ?

11 Feb 2004, 02:40

of course there is no spider...your rengade penguin vaporized him with an atom bomb!!!

11 Feb 2004, 09:39

The Pogues had a Spider who could play the penny whistle

11 Feb 2004, 13:14

And big wuss Peter Andre was scared shitless of a few iddy biddy spiders. Awww.

11 Feb 2004, 18:33

Originally posted by The Man Up North Still no spider ?

Dead spiders can have vacations like we do.

11 Feb 2004, 19:22

What a strange time to go on vacations, just as I come up with a funny thread.

Ah, damn...

:nonono:

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12 Feb 2004, 12:26

Originally posted by The Man Up North What a strange time to go on vacations, just as I come up with a funny thread.Ah, damn....

Well, it's summer out there :D

Feels weird to take vacation in February, for us, Northerners ;)

12 Feb 2004, 12:44

hey...it's February, and I'm on vacation, what does that make me?!?!?!

but I was maxed out on the vacation account...and after dealing with all the MORONS that shop in the United States...I FOOKING needed some time off...

12 Feb 2004, 13:54

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 hey...it's February, and I'm on vacation, what does that make me?!?!?!but I was maxed out on the vacation account...and after dealing with all the MORONS that shop in the United States...I FOOKING needed some time off...

Is there 6 feet of snow in your backyard? :skeptic:

So yes then you can take a vacation! :lol:

Although it's also typical to go south this time of the year, my parents spent a whole month in Florida, they just got back...

12 Feb 2004, 18:51

:rolleyes:

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15 Feb 2004, 12:22

Is the (dead) spider back from vacation YET ?

17 Feb 2004, 00:19

Hey, what's this? Can't a dead spider take vacations without hearing its name being shout in the streets?

Nice to see that my death brought such an intelectual controversy with the good friends at NOOL... even though Nic has ressurected my old crazy-dancer Avatar, which I personally find a heresy.

Seb, even lawyers deserve some vacation, don't you think? I will be back for good in March, probably in another body, but with the same spirit, that's for sure.

Please behave yourself at my absence, folks. :wink:

17 Feb 2004, 16:14

Well, the avatar ressurection is an error from myself.. talk about stupities you do when you are rushing things :nonono:

17 Feb 2004, 17:30

Originally posted by Garymac And Flocks of Seagulls .....

Great band

23 Feb 2004, 23:00

I can't believe the damn spider is still on vacation... do they ever work in Brazil ?

(NO JULIO, I'M NOT SPEAKING ABOUT YOU, EVEN IF IT FITS)

23 Mar 2004, 20:41

It seems the spider is now back from vacation and...

..HAS TURNED INTO A BURGER !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Can anyone confirm this ??? :confused2: :confused: :jawdrop:

24 Mar 2004, 09:59

Well, Seb, I must admit it's true.

You can know more about this story here

24 Mar 2004, 23:05

Will I ever see the spider again ?

:uhoh:

25 Mar 2004, 10:29

Originally posted by The Man Up North Will I ever see the spider again ?

You probably will. Keep the faith, my friend. :wink: