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Well, it's almost a week from now when the world will be celebrating the supposedly romantic holiday of Valentine's Day....I say "supposedly" because it can't be romantic if you're by yourself (no, Rocket Mick, your right hand doesn't count ;) )
Anyway, who else is flying solo this year? Any hopes of last-minute luck with the opposite sex? 
It's just a ploy to get the gullible to spend and then spend some more in the pursuit of a shag...
V-Day is also my youngest son's 7th birthday. Perhaps take him out for lunch and then lock them up so Mrs. Twist and I can do something.
Flying solo, as always. Girls avoid me, but that is old news. I've never taken the holiday seriously, anyway, and from the fact that I continue to remain invisible to the female sex, I don't think I'm ever going to take it seriously.
Erm, the on-again, off-again relationship is swinging back to the former, though their have been no hints at presents being bought for her, like their were for Christmas.
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be Flying solo, as always. Girls avoid me, but that is old news. I've never taken the holiday seriously, anyway, and from the fact that I continue to remain invisible to the female sex, I don't think I'm ever going to take it seriously.
don't be so down on yourself, man. your time will come!
as for me, as my relationships move in cycles that avoid the month february, i will either be out with friends getting drunk or sitting at home with my roommate, watching DVDs and getting drunk.
What did this Valentine fella do to become the patron saint of greetings cards and poor rhyming couplets ?
I am taking the wife to Brussels for the weekend, 5 star hotel and all the trimmings. May even do an impromptu solo show in the Grand Place, so will be taking the 335.
Since the closest thing to a relationship right now is living in Moscow unless this weekend I get extremely lucky, love is not on the cards. Then again Shelley's right: who needs it. An extremely complicated and often painful way of perpetuating the species if you ask me.
Originally posted by Shelley Blair I'm flying solo too. I'll be out clubbing with my mates, though. Love? Who needs it?
Only who loved once and lost it knows why do you need it.
i'll be drinking with the lil' lady... then maybe, if we don't over-do the drink, i may get lucky. but then again, we always seem to over-do the drink, so i think a game of "monopoly" is all that is in the cards for me.
Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application > Originally posted by Shelley Blair> I'm flying solo too. I'll be out clubbing with my mates, though. Love? Who needs it?
Only who loved once and lost it knows why do you need it.
But what's the point of love if you're just going to lose it eventually? Better not to bother with it and save yourself all the hurt. That's what I reckon, anyway.
Shelley...you can't be serious?!?!?!
it's the most powerful drug ever concocted by man...or woman...or whatever...
maybe she's right...I should just buy a dog!!!
My dog always loved me no matter what...through life's ups, and its downs. Whenever a relationship ended, my dog still loved me. Then she died.
Jesus...so what you are telling me is that the dog would even leave me...crap...
I give up...tonight I think I'll walk alone...
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr My dog always loved me no matter what...through life's ups, and its downs. Whenever a relationship ended, my dog still loved me. Then she died.
Did you buy a new dog?
Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> My dog always loved me no matter what...through life's ups, and its downs. Whenever a relationship ended, my dog still loved me. Then she died.
Did you buy a new dog?
No...gonna wait until I graduate and have some stability in my life before I take on that responsibility.
My girl will plan something sappy that will make my head spin and I will, as per usual, forget all about it...to which she will chock up on the list of things to never let me live down.
Oh well...at least I was free on Male-entine's Day (Super-Bowl Sunday)!!! 
Saturday is just going to be like any other for me; son goes to basketball, daughter goes swimming, I hang about watching the football scores, and Deek will be, will be ... 
whatever. Never really bothered with this soppy crap anyway. We've been together 19 years, and I get the odd bunch of flowers for no reason at all. That's much nicer me thinks :)
Originally posted by Drunken Monkey Shelley...you can't be serious?!?!?!it's the most powerful drug ever concocted by man...or woman...or whatever...maybe she's right...I should just buy a dog!!!
I'm perfectly serious, Monkey (call me cynical if you want). And yes, buying a dog, or some other pet, would be a better idea.
Originally posted by Shelley Blair > Originally posted by Drunken Monkey> Shelley...you can't be serious?!?!?!> > it's the most powerful drug ever concocted by man...or woman...or whatever...> > maybe she's right...I should just buy a dog!!!
I'm perfectly serious, Monkey (call me cynical if you want). And yes, buying a dog, or some other pet, would be a better idea. I like your robotic appeal/mood/attitude. But somehow I turned out to be on the opposite side of it.
I agree with Geri there... why only make one day of the year "romantic?" My hubby and I have been together in various stages of togetherness (ie. dating, engaged, married...) for 13 years, and truthfully, the impromptu things DO make things much better!! So those "without" someone, don't lament just on February 14! I guess... feel alone... everyday? (That did NOT come out right!)
Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 thanks Rachel...just kick all of us lonelyhearts right in the groin...:D
No shit!
Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 thanks Rachel...just kick all of us lonelyhearts right in the groin...:D
I think I'm gonna go write some nocturnes....:(
Aahh... that's only for schoolboys and schoolgirls anyway... I mean it's pretty childish. And the only ones who want is are lassies. So why bother then? To be up to their expectations? No way. Oh okay, say, let's do it. Off I'm confused. I'm not a schoolboy anymore. I'm exhausted and betrayed young man in his mid-20s. I guess it's time for beer.
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1> thanks Rachel...just kick all of us lonelyhearts right in the groin...:D
I think I'm gonna go write some nocturnes....:(
Don't forget Tabsy Numero Ciete, I'm sending you that Warsaw CD for V-Day...so you're kinda loved...
Sorry so late in coming (The CD that is)
Originally posted by Texas hooligan Aahh... that's only for schoolboys and schoolgirls anyway... I mean it's pretty childish. And the only ones who want is are lassies. So why bother then? To be up to their expectations? No way. Oh okay, say, let's do it. Off I'm confused. I'm not a schoolboy anymore. I'm exhausted and betrayed young man in his mid-20s. I guess it's time for beer.
as I said in the post that I had to delete since that knighted Chunkster got in my way!!!
now here's a lad with a good head on his shoulders!!!
beer it is...and plenty of it... 
Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS I'm allredee way ahed of 'imin the beir departmant...
See above line.
I was in Mikasa Town, Okinawa and a bit pissed...so it seemed like a good idea at the time...
ahhh...drunkeness...it always leads us to great things!!!
took me long enough to figure out what the hell that was a pic of...
Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 took me long enough to figure out what the hell that was a pic of...
Sadly...me too. Sigh....
Oh well, what can ya do?
now that made me fooking laugh out loud...thank fook I didn't have any beer in my mouth when I read it!!!
Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1> > thanks Rachel...just kick all of us lonelyhearts right in the groin...:D>
I think I'm gonna go write some nocturnes....:(
Don't forget Tabsy Numero Ciete, I'm sending you that Warsaw CD for V-Day...so you're kinda loved...
Sorry so late in coming (The CD that is)
Is it in the mail? I hadn't much thought about it since last week, when every day I had to check the mail just in case 
Anyway, looking forward to it (the CD, not the love) 
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1> > thanks Rachel...just kick all of us lonelyhearts right in the groin...:D>
I think I'm gonna go write some nocturnes....:(
Don't forget Tabsy Numero Ciete, I'm sending you that Warsaw CD for V-Day...so you're kinda loved...
Sorry so late in coming (The CD that is)
Is it in the mail? I hadn't much thought about it since last week, when every day I had to check the mail just in case
Anyway, looking forward to it (the CD, not the love)
Tomorrow...sealed with saliva!! 
I know, I know!!! I'm sorry!!! Not very nice of me to put it that way, I 'spose. *sigh* Oh, well... maybe you'll all get lucky soon??
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Yes, and maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt.
And Burt Reynolds will lose his toupee in a tornado
Well, I've had an okay week thus far, not gonna let a little thing like being completely alone on the most romantic day of the year get me down.......damn, I just bummed myself out :(
:p
eh...I'll just dress up in some frilly women's knickers and masturbate...hell, I might even buy myself a box of chocolates...or go have a fancy dinner...
oooh...that's it...go to some romantic place...and while all those happy couples are having a nice dinner...do something as disgusting as possible...
Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 oooh...that's it...go to some romantic place...and while all those happy couples are having a nice dinner...do something as disgusting as possible...
I suggest wearing a vinyl mini skirt and stilettos
Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 eh...I'll just dress up in some frilly women's knickers and masturbate...hell, I might even buy myself a box of chocolates...or go have a fancy dinner...oooh...that's it...go to some romantic place...and while all those happy couples are having a nice dinner...do something as disgusting as possible...
Strange. But hey, if that helps to make you feel loved and special on a day that Hallmark pulled out of it's arse, then go fer it!!
Originally posted by Texas hooligan I like your robotic appeal/mood/attitude.
I don't understand what you mean; please explain!
Originally posted by Shelley Blair > Originally posted by Texas hooligan> I like your robotic appeal/mood/attitude.
I don't understand what you mean; please explain! I mean I like your unhuman appeal to human relations (hurt!), so could it be called robotic then? Well, don't take offense. I meant in a good way. Think Kraftwerk ;)
Are you a quirkyalone?
A score of somewhere between 88 and 94 for me, depending upon how I answer. Hmm, I wonder if that explains things...
More here
By the way, I found the site while cruising through Morrissey's site... ;)
Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1> oooh...that's it...go to some romantic place...and while all those happy couples are having a nice dinner...do something as disgusting as possible...
I suggest wearing a vinyl mini skirt and stilettos How about just going to an S&M club, like I'm doing tonight?
Bit boring for Valentine's, just went cruising this afternoon and (contrary to my hopes) found no single and desperate women anywhere I went :(
I just haven't really met anyone who I would really like to be with lately. The last girl I really lusted for was way back last summer, and since then there hasn't been much of anyone else around to be interested in. :( :(
Then again, there's always my Russian mail-order bride, I guess I could try and please her this evening :p
that's okay...I spent quite a bit of my day waiting for the electricity to be restored in my neighborhood...
you can't imagine how boring life can be when you can't turn on the tv...the radio, the computer...
I was ready to bash my head in for entertainment...
OKay! Sat'dy night, innit? And Valentines to boot, innit? And here I am, as promised, posting on NOOL. Had a fight with my best friend-- the one I'm hopelessly in luurve with-- so I haven't talked with her at all today. Well, to be fair, she did call and wish me a Happy Valentines day, but I wasn't home, and didn't feel like calling back, so here I sit, broken-hearted...
Valentines day? Bah, humbug!
