Careful what you swallow...:eek3: — Forum Archive

11 Feb 2004, 16:55

About a week ago a 20something year old greek girl almost chocked to death by a ... (you'll find out below ;) )

The young lady was attending a sexual orgy at the beautiful island of Thasos.

Seems she was a bit too eager to perform... ahem... oral favors; while devouring a certain part of the male anatomy an almost fatal condom found its way deep down her trachea. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ( :nonono: )

Her life was saved thanks to the emergency tracheotomy the medics performed before moving her to the closest mainland hospital in Kavala where she underwent an operation to remove that filthy little plastic thing...

The story made it to the local newspappers, too bad "The News of Kavala" can't be found online :shrug:

Anyway, what do you think the moral of this story is? :evil4:

11 Feb 2004, 17:05

uhm...don't practice safe sex?!?!?! :shrug:

11 Feb 2004, 17:14

One swallow doesn't make a summer ?

11 Feb 2004, 17:32

"so suzie, what did you do on vacation?"

hmmm...wonder how she will answer that one!!!

11 Feb 2004, 18:27

Originally posted by Drunken Monkey "so suzie, what did you do on vacation?"hmmm...wonder how she will answer that one!!!

"I was having a great time till I decided to join some ppl at a party there.... One of them offered me a meat sandwich and I almost chocked by the plastic wrapper thingy it was covered with!" :rofl:

I guess she'll probably try to practice safe "safe sex" from now on...

11 Feb 2004, 18:36

Cell Phone Oral Sex!!! In the same room!!! :nuts:

11 Feb 2004, 18:58

Sophia...aren't you a twenty-something???

are you sure you READ this?!?!?!:p

11 Feb 2004, 19:18

I didn't know Greeks did oral favours. :skeptic:

11 Feb 2004, 19:22

Not much chance of me swallowing anything.

Come to think of it, not much chance of me losing a condom that way...or even needing a condom...either.

However, one of the advantages of monogamy is not needing a condom in the first place. :D

11 Feb 2004, 19:28

Originally posted by The Man Up North I didn't know Greeks did oral favours.

what...did you think that only the French do that kind of stuff?!?!?!

11 Feb 2004, 19:54

Originally posted by Drunken Monkey Sophia...aren't you a twenty-something???are you sure you READ this?!?!?!:p

"Twenty-something" stops at 24. Then there's 25. After that there's "the wrong side of 25" which is where I happen to be.... Never been to Thasos btw, I'm a good gal:D

11 Feb 2004, 19:56

Originally posted by feline > Originally posted by Drunken Monkey> Sophia...aren't you a twenty-something???> > are you sure you READ this?!?!?!:p

"Twenty-something" stops at 24. Then there's 25. After that there's "the wrong side of 25" which is where I happen to be.... Never been to Thasos btw, I'm a good gal:D

HA!:D Suuuuuuuure you are Sophie....

Big Smile! BIIIIIIG Smile!!

11 Feb 2004, 20:01

Sir Chunks...you have an evil mind...

and I like that kind of thing...it reminds me of someone very close to me...now if I could just remember who it was...

ahhhh, that's it...you remind me of me...that's it...now I know I hate him!!!:p

11 Feb 2004, 20:11

Oi!! Here goes ye old Tay-Haus Vs. Cali battle again!! :clap:

And yes...I do have an evil mind. Thank you for your insight Mr. Pissed Ape :laugh:

11 Feb 2004, 20:15

I would have thought such a thing could only happen on the isle of Lesbos (tis many available women there, yar! ) :p

Jim Rome had a similar story, about a month or two ago, about a woman who found a used rubber in her "clam chowder"...:barf:

11 Feb 2004, 20:29

or that couple in Taiwan a few months past who had to go to the emergency room to get vibrating cell phones removed from their, a-hem...'orifaces'

:nuts: & :D

11 Feb 2004, 20:40

and which orifaces would those be???

forgive me, but I am a wee bit dense...just ask Rocket Mick!!!

11 Feb 2004, 20:41

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 and which orifaces would those be???forgive me, but I am a wee bit dense...just ask Rocket Mick!!!

...in the lower extremities. You do the +-x/=whatever...math!!

11 Feb 2004, 20:56

so they had put the vibrating phones up their bums??? :eek3:

11 Feb 2004, 20:59

I'll let you take a guess:

Prospector #1 - Bum Prospector #2 - Holiest of holies

:eek:

11 Feb 2004, 21:01

note to self...never...ever...visit Taiwan...

oh...and don't buy a used cellular phone from said island either!!!

11 Feb 2004, 21:02

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 note to self...never...ever...visit Taiwan...oh...and don't buy a used cellular phone from said island either!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :clap: :clap: :clap:

11 Feb 2004, 21:34

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 and which orifaces would those be???forgive me, but I am a wee bit dense...just ask Rocket Mick!!!

When did Rocket Mick get back from Taiwan?

11 Feb 2004, 21:36

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1> and which orifaces would those be???> > forgive me, but I am a wee bit dense...just ask Rocket Mick!!!

When did Rocket Mick get back from Taiwan?

Oi!! :laugh:

11 Feb 2004, 22:12

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr However, one of the advantages of monogamy is not needing a condom in the first place. :D

And also one of the advantages of being 48?

:D

12 Feb 2004, 09:52

I just had a thought for the poor medic who practiced CPR on the girl after she had oral sex with so many guys...

:\puke:

12 Feb 2004, 10:17

well...they do have those tubes that they use now days!!!

12 Feb 2004, 10:24

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 well...they do have those tubes that they use now days!!!

But any male medic would not give up the chance t perform CPR on a pretty woman, would he?

12 Feb 2004, 10:32

I don't recall seeing anywhere that said victim was attractive...

and being that shade of blue that the lack of oxygen turns a person, I can't imagine she would have been all that pretty!!!

12 Feb 2004, 10:34

Sorry i only have just read this.I was stuck on the phone! :rolleyes:

12 Feb 2004, 11:02

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 I don't recall seeing anywhere that said victim was attractive...and being that shade of blue that the lack of oxygen turns a person, I can't imagine she would have been all that pretty!!!

blue you say? I always thought smurfette was quite attractive

12 Feb 2004, 16:11

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 I don't recall seeing anywhere that said victim was attractive...and being that shade of blue that the lack of oxygen turns a person, I can't imagine she would have been all that pretty!!!

Are you racist against blue people?