Where am I? :confused: — Forum Archive

13 Feb 2004, 13:27

I don't think I have been in here before? :scratch:

13 Feb 2004, 13:29

Do you come in through the door marked "Authorized Personnel only!"? :shrug:

If so, I can't help ya :D

13 Feb 2004, 14:15

did you present your credentials to the security personnel???

13 Feb 2004, 20:57

Did the body cavity search hurt?

13 Feb 2004, 22:20

what... :uhoh:

13 Feb 2004, 22:21

A more important question is:

Where are you?

13 Feb 2004, 23:11

Most important...who are you??? :confused: :D

14 Feb 2004, 15:10

Did you pass the retinal scan? What items were found in your person upon completion of the rectal exam? :skeptic:

14 Feb 2004, 15:59

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 What items were found in your person upon completion of the rectal exam?

I'm guessing marijuana or a gerbil

14 Feb 2004, 17:53

:laugh: :laugh: Lemmiwinks!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

14 Feb 2004, 19:50

Kalamazoo!!! :nuts:

14 Feb 2004, 20:00

Winesburg, Ohio

:shrug:

14 Feb 2004, 20:02

Did the team of Japanese hotties at the security gate in Naha International Airport in Okinawa jam their hands down your trousers too?!!

Why did that always happen to me?? Me so scared... :nuts:

14 Feb 2004, 20:04

Did you find yourself uncomfortable at the large number of African-American youths congregated around the exit? If so, you may be a bigot... :nonono:

14 Feb 2004, 20:25

Is this that 1923 black & white porno movie?? The one with no sound...just a cheesy pit orchestra?? If so, you may wanna consider the fact that you are funked!!

14 Feb 2004, 20:34

Did the pink furniture in the lounge area catch fire when you lit your cigar? If so, you have five seconds to exit the premises and no one gets hurt.

14 Feb 2004, 21:09

If you were up the Drunken Monkey's Arse, you'd know!!!

...errrr, I've Got A Clock Like The M1's Arse...

...errrr, FREE JEFF THE CHEF...

...or whatever his damn name is!!!

:wink: :laugh:

14 Feb 2004, 21:12

Did Winston Churchill fondle your poodle when it came through the baggage retrieval system? :p

Was "The Sounds of Silence" properly synchronized with your exit from the airport to reflect the existential loneliness you felt as a recent collage graduate who had no real idea of what you wanted to do in the world? :skeptic:

14 Feb 2004, 22:02

This post is solely for the purpose of attempting to halt the babble of Chunks and Tabs :evil4:

15 Feb 2004, 13:22

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol This post is solely for the purpose of attempting to halt the babble of Chunks and Tabs

Good luck :p

15 Feb 2004, 19:27

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol This post is solely for the purpose of attempting to halt the babble of Chunks and Tabs

...and you shall fail miserably sir!!!

Meanwhile...Sir Chunks is making chunks at the local brunch by the bay...hey!! isn't that Yani???

15 Feb 2004, 19:32

Was the seat returned to the upright position? If not, you might have to deal with the spinning razors a little sooner than expected...

15 Feb 2004, 19:37

YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

15 Feb 2004, 20:30

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

In that avatar you look like an Italian partying on the Jersey shore :evil4:

15 Feb 2004, 20:33

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

In that avatar you look like an Italian partying on the Jersey shore :evil4:

Possibly, but I'd rather think of myself as a drunken sailor at a spinning carasel bar in Thailand!!

:barf:

15 Feb 2004, 20:38

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

In that avatar you look like an Italian partying on the Jersey shore :evil4:

Possibly, but I'd rather think of myself as a drunken sailor at a spinning carasel bar in Thailand!!

:barf: you should be a drunken pirate instead :Pirate:

15 Feb 2004, 20:48

Ahhhhrrrrggggg!!! Avast ye maties...fer half a score me have beena salin the 7 seas in this man's navy sonny!! :nod:

I may have pirate blood runnin' through me veins...

Now, if you'll scuse me, I have some wenches to meet for drinks!! at the local watering hole.com!! :evil4:

15 Feb 2004, 21:36

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

In that avatar you look like an Italian partying on the Jersey shore :evil4: Nothing's wrong with partying on the Jersey Shore.

15 Feb 2004, 21:37

So, to recapitulate the thread's topic: where am I? Well, sir, you're hopefully on neworderonline and no where else.

15 Feb 2004, 21:41

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

In that avatar you look like an Italian partying on the Jersey shore :evil4: Nothing's wrong with partying on the Jersey Shore. Jersey is filthy; the beaches in VA, FL and CA are much better

15 Feb 2004, 21:43

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS YyYyYy...the chicken never stops!!!

In that avatar you look like an Italian partying on the Jersey shore :evil4: Nothing's wrong with partying on the Jersey Shore. Jersey is filthy; the beaches in VA, FL and CA are much better Considering I haven't been to any of those states, the Jersey shore isn't bad.

16 Feb 2004, 00:03

You need to try the beaches in Maui or Cebu Island, Philippines...thems the shizznit!!

16 Feb 2004, 08:18

Guayabitos, Pacific coast Mexico ... 'kin perfection,

16 Feb 2004, 11:39

Were any of these beaches still there when you survived the nucelar holocaust? :evil4: