Better Than Sex? :nuts:

Last night I had the most incredible late night meal. Nothing intricate, just a very good wine (Vernaccia di San Gimignano), some very expensive rocquefort ($24/pound), and some fresh strawberries. While I was enjoying this gastronomic delight, I actually had the thought that that meal was better than sex.

Am I ? Is sex the best there is, or is there something else that's better?

Anyway, while the pleasures I received from that meal were incredible, I'm willing to keep an open mind. If there are any women out there who want to prove me wrong, I'm willing to submit myself to your best efforts. ;)

Well when you get to your age maybe food is better than sex.

Just kidding.

I get plenty o sex and its really good but there are things I'd rather do or have than a night of sex. I probably say this since I have a safe steady supply of sex. Consider this German study.

10 May 2004

HAMBURG - Most men in Germany would rather spend a weekend with a flashy car than with a sexy female celebrity, according to a new survey released Monday.

Given the choice between having their hands on a Ferrari Enzo or on Pamela Anderson, 86 percent of German males in the survey chose the car, said the survey for Men's Car magazine.

And only 25 per cent of respondents chose Britney Spears over a Lamborghini Gallardo.

Kylie Minogue, however, scraped by with 53 percent when put up against a Porsche Carrera GT, the survey showed.

German women, in contrast, nearly always opted for a weekend with a hot male celebrity over a car. A whopping 75 percent said that, given a choice between two classy Brits, they would choose songster Robbie Williams over a Bentley.

Yes, I'd take the ferrari, too, even if Pam Anderson was disease free. Well, maybe. Then again, I'd like rather do a hit of acid then get laid this weekend.

:car: I'd take the car, any day, although right now, considering I'm 20 and don't even have my permit, I have neither

Originally posted by Spotnick Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here?

Originally posted by Casey Ryback > Originally posted by Spotnick> Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here?

AAAARRGGHH!! Shug, lock this thread before the paedophile squad arrest us all!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead > Originally posted by Casey Ryback> > > > Originally posted by Spotnick> > Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know >

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here?

AAAARRGGHH!! Shug, lock this thread before the paedophile squad arrest us all!!!!!!!!!

They`re legal now...

Originally posted by SP1 > Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead> > > > Originally posted by Casey Ryback> > > > > > > Originally posted by Spotnick> > > Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know > > >

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here?

AAAARRGGHH!! Shug, lock this thread before the paedophile squad arrest us all!!!!!!!!!

They`re legal now...

Yeah, but you can just tell people have been lusting over them for years: as soon as they hit the age of consent, the floodgates open...

age of conscent is older than that! christ, it came out on PCL!!

Now sex with Juliette Binoche would be something, licking Chablis from her body mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why would anyone want to have sex with two gremlins???

Originally posted by Michael Chandler Why would anyone want to have sex with two gremlins???

I'd like to have sex with Phoebe Cates, and she was in "Gremlins." Does that count?

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Now sex with Juliette Binoche would be something, licking Chablis from her body mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I bet her wrinkles and crevices would hold a lot of Chablis.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> Now sex with Juliette Binoche would be something, licking Chablis from her body mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I bet her wrinkles and crevices would hold a lot of Chablis.

Originally posted by Casey Ryback > Originally posted by Spotnick> Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here? Why do people actually think they're hot? They remind me of overgrown troll dolls that have been clothed in high fashion. And, despite they grew up on TV, they still can't act worth a dime.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Casey Ryback> > > > Originally posted by Spotnick> > Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know >

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here? Why do people actually think they're hot? They remind me of overgrown troll dolls that have been clothed in high fashion. And, despite they grew up on TV, they still can't act worth a dime. They are worth hundreds of millions of dollars; that is why they are hot.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > Originally posted by Casey Ryback> > > > > > > Originally posted by Spotnick> > > Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know > > >

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here? Why do people actually think they're hot? They remind me of overgrown troll dolls that have been clothed in high fashion. And, despite they grew up on TV, they still can't act worth a dime. They are worth hundreds of millions of dollars; that is why they are hot. Yes, but so is Carrie-Anne Moss, and she can act and doesn't look like a troll doll. Plus, how hot do the Olsen twins look on a motorcycle?

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> > > > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > > > > Originally posted by Casey Ryback> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Spotnick> > > > Sex is good, but sex with twins might even be better you know > > > > > >

Are you thinking Mary-Kate & Ashley here? Why do people actually think they're hot? They remind me of overgrown troll dolls that have been clothed in high fashion. And, despite they grew up on TV, they still can't act worth a dime. They are worth hundreds of millions of dollars; that is why they are hot. Yes, but so is Carrie-Anne Moss, and she can act and doesn't look like a troll doll. Plus, how hot do the Olsen twins look on a motorcycle? Nay, she's mannish. I'd not want to stick it to any of 'em. Give me them damn Italians any day (if you've been attentive, you know the ones).

Originally posted by Spotnick Oh I've seen them on a magazine once, but I have no idea what they did to be on top of those...Anyways, I must be getting old ;)

They were on Full House once. But, that means they should have disappeared about a decade ago.

Well, they started out looking like this when they where on TV, then they got hot, and now they've just turned 18.

...which, according to my calculations, means when they were born, I was...OH MY GOD...

OOPS! Looks like I've jumped the gun a bit, eh? They're much too young, to mess around with me.

Until June.

Would it change your outlook any if you knew that listening to New Order gets them moist?