FAO: Terrorists

Terrorists:

I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, and will be there for a week. That's right, the 4th of July holiday. So if you want me and New York in one shot, now's your chance!

NOOLers:

While I'm gone, it will be up to somebody else to carry on with the following activities:

1. Bush-bashing;
2. Sophomoric entendres of various numeric values;
3. Seemingly endless Cure postings;
4. Hmmm, that seems to be the extent of my abilities.

Very well, carry on...I'll be here for a few more hours, and then it's off to that paradise on Earth!

"Paradise on Earth?" I thought you said you were going to New York, not Alabama....