The thread about support bands got me thinking... There have been some real stinkers released over the years, and with christmas coming we're in for another pile of steaming "quality" merchandise. Waddaya think guys and gals?
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Most annoying song EVER!?
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Which is the most annoying song ever to get airplay?
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"Ooh stick you" 1 (5%)
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"Barbie Girl" 6 (27%)
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"Bob the builder" 2 (9%)
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"Doop" (Remember THAT shite???) 0 (0%)
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"Hanky panky" (Madonna at her least sexy) 0 (0%)
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Anything by Jive Bunny 2 (9%)
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"Blue Monday" (Just for DMB - no multiple voting!!) 2 (9%)
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Other (Let us know...) 9 (41%)
22 votes · voting closed
Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche You guessed it
I somehow knew how you might vote..... :D
Originally posted by Spotnick Without ANY doubt... MACARENA........
Ooh. Nasty! Have you seen young kids dancing to it at a wedding? 
There's a routine and everything....
Originally posted by Spotnick Without ANY doubt... MACARENA........
OH MY...this one has to be the absolute biggest pile of manure ever...thanks, I had forgotten about this abomination...aggggghhhh
now it's stuck in my head!!!
Originally posted by NObabe You forgot to mention that COCO JUMBO shit.As bad as Macarena.
How does that one go?
Originally posted by Jeff The Chef > Originally posted by NObabe> You forgot to mention that COCO JUMBO shit.> As bad as Macarena.
How does that one go?
Ya ya YEAA COCO JUMBO Ya ya YEEAAHHH...(repeat)
As a proud collector of the Euro Cheese most people are nominating, I'd have to nomitate "Tipsy" by J-Kwon as the more moronically annoying song of all time
Just hope the US authorities get the bastard for underage drinking...
Originally posted by Jeff The Chef > Originally posted by Spotnick> Without ANY doubt... MACARENA........
Ooh. Nasty! Have you seen young kids dancing to it at a wedding? There's a routine and everything....
I know, I did it once while very VERY drunk at an engineering faculty party... 
"Barbie Girl" is close, but I'd have to nominate The Archies' "Sugar Sugar". After all, that's almost the pioneer of the genre.
Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by Jeff The Chef> > > > Originally posted by Spotnick> > Without ANY doubt... MACARENA........>
Ooh. Nasty! Have you seen young kids dancing to it at a wedding? There's a routine and everything....
I know, I did it once while very VERY drunk at an engineering faculty party...
Only once?
I've never done the dance fully myself, but I've played the track a few times when DJ'ing and encouraged the floor to do it...
I only ever DJ over the summer, I think it shows in my choice of music - cheesy, generally European dance.
Originally posted by Jeff The Chef > Originally posted by Spotnick> Without ANY doubt... MACARENA........
Ooh. Nasty! Have you seen young kids dancing to it at a wedding? There's a routine and everything....
I'm surprised kids still dance to it. When I was in middle school, everyone at a school dance did the moves. At least it's not as bad as the lambada.
Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre Old time, Honey by Bobby Goldsboro, no question about that. That song by Ja Blows, errrr Rules, with the female singing "I love the way that you look at me baby" makes me cringe. Ashlee Simpson's first single as well. Another strong contender is the theme song from Titanic.
Originally posted by Green Another strong contender is the theme song from Titanic.
I'll be in Las Vegas next year - I've a good mind to chuck rotting seaweed at her if she's still performing there....
Even though "Hanky Panky", "Barbie Girl" and those Jive Bunny mixes are hard to swallow, I'd say The Beatles' "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" always make my stomach hurt.
Remembered today that awful trio of J-Ho songs: the one where her love don't cost a thing (yeah, right 
), the one where she's still Jenny from da block 
, and the one where she begs the DJ to play her record (hint: get on your knees first).
right now i'm really pissed off at ashlee simpson's 'pieces of me,' although the all-time most-annoying award would probably go to the entire back catalogue of the vengaboys. or maybe the teletubbies song.
by the way, i own the 'barbie girl' CD single. with the CD-ROM of the video. :)
Originally posted by AgentWood right now i'm really pissed off at ashlee simpson's 'pieces of me,' although the all-time most-annoying award would probably go to the entire back catalogue of the vengaboys. or maybe the teletubbies song.by the way, i own the 'barbie girl' CD single. with the CD-ROM of the video. :)
I agree with you about both. Every time that Ashlee Simpson song came on in the summer, I found myself cringing. As far as the Teletubbies go, my sister used to watch that show twice a day a few years ago, and their song drove me insane, for it meant I'd have to listen to their inanities for yet another half hour.
OH SUPERMAN by laurie anderson. the biggest pile of shite ever dedicated plastic in any form. close runners up are the smiths with practically their entire back catalouge.
Barbie Girl, definitely. If I'm out somewhere and it comes on, it's all I can do not to go find the stereo and break it.
Boys Will Be Boys - The Ordinary Boys
Any Michael Jackson.
Nine Million Bicycles - Katie Melua.
Christopher Owens wrote:
BALDRICK wrote: Every song by Catatonia,what a terrible voice..
What happened to them?
i'm glad they have'nt been around.
"babababababy you ain't seen nnnnnnnuthin yet"
I hate that tune! It makes my skin crawl. :angry2:
Bob The Builder, mainly because having 2 small nephews, I get the pleasure of listening to it so fucking much... Any track which involves sampling a 'classic' in full and then just having some joker 'rapping' over the top pisses me off as well - Kanye West being the latest culprit... But have to say listening to the Community submission at the moment - there is some fantastic stuff out there that deserves to be listened to much more than it ever will be...
Snorri xxx
My vote goes to "Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen. Was sitting in the pub yesterday and realized how shit it is. It's the same line over and over and over and over, whilst some guy bangs a simple drum beat. It's basically the whole song minus a few faint guitar chords and a little bit of synths at the end.
Marc wrote: My vote goes to "Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen. Was sitting in the pub yesterday and realized how shit it is. It's the same line over and over and over and over, whilst some guy bangs a simple drum beat. It's basically the whole song minus a few faint guitar chords and a little bit of synths at the end.
it may not be the greatest song, but it has a profound message that frat boys and republicans all over america completely missed--and still do.
ronald reagan used it in his 1984 re-election campaign...until someone told him what it was about.
Spotnick wrote: Without ANY doubt... MACARENA........
once i read the title of this thread the first song that came to mind was, the macarena!
2nd was "i'm too Sexy"
and the 3rd was "Informer" by snow , a white guy from canada that sings reggae
frank smarra wrote: oh and "Gloria" by Laura Branigan
that's a great song! and don't speak ill of the dead, mr. smarra. :(
AgentWood wrote:
Smarradona wrote: SHUT UP! she isnt dead?! is she!?!?!?!
last year. brain aneurysm.
GLOOORRRRIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
Barney Army wrote: Did you have to let it linger - Cranberries
Frankly I'm disappointed; not angry; just disappointed:( Given the choices and all.............
Words need to be said........up against Jive Bunny? In the words of a professional...........pur-lease!
currently it has to be james blunt's big one, as it is always on the radio at work. at least its not on mine.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: currently it has to be james blunt's big one, as it is always on the radio at work. at least its not on mine.
James Blunt's big one, now there's a horrible thought...
Snorri xxx
The Boy wrote: Fiesta by The Pogues
Because upon hearing this it means we've just scored again eh Thomas. 
must be - achy breaky heart !!!
i fucking hate country and western music with a passion but that was even bad for them stop off diners,motorbike riding,pool playing,dukes of hazzard type twats
Mmm Bop- Hanson Rock Your Body- Justin Timberlake Cry Me a River- Justin Timberlake Because You Love Me- Backstreet Boys Tearing Up My Heart- N Sync Bye, Bye, Bye- N Sync Sugar, We're Going Down- Fall Out Boy Dance, Dance- Fall Out Boy Anything by Britney and Christina
I have some more, but I could not think of them anymore, plus the post would be too long. Hope it inspires you guys to come up with something more annoying. Actually, any music deemed as teen pop sux.
pumped full of drugs wrote: "Friday I'm in Love" by the Cure...
I LOVE OTHER CURE RECORDS MUCH MORE OF COURSE,BUT THAT'S A NOT ANNOYING.VERY GOOD HAPPY TUNE TO HEAR WHEN YOUR NEAR FINISHING WORK ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON
