I killed an old man. I cut him into small pieces with a knife. Dunno why. I didn't even know the guy.
Next scene: My family and me having dinner and I'm having kinda very delicious piece of meat. The irony is that I really hate meat in the real life. Anyway, there's someone else in that room with us. An old man in his wheelchair and he's sitting right next to me just looking at me. Shit! I'm having that bastard for dinner. And then I look in his face and say 'Oh my, you're soooo tasty!'
Disgusting!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Seeing the Cure supported by Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode Awfull
Each covering BM?
Disc is excellent thanks Mike "...Yorkshire?...might've guessed!' I'm sure there was a rare smirk there. 
The resurrgence in popularity of the Smurfs or GI Joe, but only as an ironic "statement" on the part of the younger generation 
Having my serious investigative novel about the horrors of what goes on behind closed doors at the nation's many grocery store chains being printed with Fabio embracing some dime-store floozy on the book jacket 
Having to wash the dead skin and detritus off of Carol Channing's mid-section :barf:
Sitting through a screening of Battlefield Earth, Stepmom, or The Matrix: Revolutions 
Waking up Christmas morning to find that this had all been a dream, and that I'm actually Paris Hilton 
