ONLY 11 KRAFTY threads on THE SANE SIDE via KRAFTWATCH UK Rocket Division

Hello you Kraftwatcher! ;)

If you see any more UFK's hovering please alert immediately. This should make MINTY MINT redundant and replace with CRAFTY KRAFTY.Answer threads with CAUTION.If in doubt WAIT FOR A SIRENs CALL or log on MINIDISC 2!

Originally posted by NObabe Hello you Kraftwatcher! ;)

WE ARE NOT ALONE-but we usually are!The 3 of us ALONE ,BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.What goes on here then.We should get a life or a DISHWASHER.Do not venture out without your ANORAK!:D

Krafty Sod !

But I like doing my dishes. And I even did some cooking today... and went to a gym ... and here I am now behind closed doors and I do have a life, I mean you and Mike are still alive, aren't you?

Beam us up SCOTTY!

Maya. I have a Washing Machine with a spin cylce of 1600rpm, you are welcome to sit in it

or on it even

The pleasure is all mine!

Originally posted by NObabe The pleasure is all mine!

Bet you SCRUB UP well FRANK!

Well your only HUMAN, err she is ain't she MICK?

Stop calling me Frank. I ain't wearing a dress tonight.

You naked Babe?

Yeah I'm only human of flesh and blood I'm made. Mike, are you listening to Human League for God sake?

Well I like being naked behind closed doors

HOUSTON We have a PROBLEM! FRANKS wearing a DRESS. The BALD EAGLE(Rocket) has LANDED DM PHONE HOME They came from OUTER Yugoslavia!(sic) ONe small step for MAN,one giant leap for FRANK! Fly me to the MOON Close Encounters of the THIRD clown!

Starship Shugster The Day the Krafty threads stood still Close encounters of the Rocket kind Fireball 586 Behind closed doors, the final frontier.

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Hillage Binoche Bet they are looking at Babe's new lesbo site :D

Where's the link to this? :D

Is Kraft Foods getting a cut from sales of the new single?

I smell another Sunkist-type commercial coming on....

What will happen in Corrie tonight?

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Hillage Binoche What will happen in Corrie tonight?

Bez climbs over the back wall of the Rovers for that piss up he's been promising himself!!!

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Hillage Binoche What will happen in Corrie tonight?

I say there young ASHLEY,you're on the WRONG THREAD,i said the wrong thread!:D

How many Krafty threads tonight, Kraftwatcher?

Originally posted by NObabe How many Krafty threads tonight, Kraftwatcher?

14 only if you include KRAFY threads but this is on first page ONLY,unable to determine if these are REAL of UFK's.One has been spotted in CHORLEY and another hovering over DERBY.Will keep you posted in there is a spate of NORMAL,SENSIBLE threads.And i have just heard there is a 34 date tour of SERBIA!

Who by? OTWAY?

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Hillage Binoche Who by? OTWAY?

NO The TRIBUTE BAND for RIGHT SAID FRED,,,,,,,,,, Right Said FRANK!:D

11 only now on the FIRST page.Is the CRAFT landing?:D

Right said Frank!

I'm more sexy than Barney, I'm more sexy than Barney , so sexy I am me - by right said FRED

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat