Walter the Wheat Bread: "I'll Clean Your Colon Out Pronto!"
Harry the Hairdryer: "You Can Count On Me for A Good Blow!"
Lonnie the Laxative: "Nothing Else Leaves You This Empty!"
Dave the Detergent: "When You Absolutely, Positivly, Need to Get Rid of Tough Blood Stains!"
Tony the Tampon: "You Won't Have That ' Not So Fresh' Feeling When I'm Between Your Legs!"
Steve the Sex Toy: "Now With Motion Control!"
