3 word story Redux

The rules for those who don't know: add to the story with three words. I'll start:

Once upon a...

time three little

glue-sniffing teenage punks

were posing for

an issue of

a skanky, dirty

pornographic magazine named

Trevor's hot Ewes

(inspired by Ron

Reagan's degenerative illness)

, which last issue

featured a money

grubbing whore believed

to be related

to famed record

producer Martin Hannett

who secretly wanted

cold war secrets

of Byelorussian nuclear

transvestite rock stars

like Rocket Mick.

KFC is made

in a cardboard

hut on Broadway

Street, San Francisco

by a geriatric

former bartender named

Bongo, brother of

rest-home arsonist Sam

the Kettering sheep

fucker Smith (retired).

What the fook

am I doing

in your bed

wet all over

His middle finger

screamed the ugly

little 4ft dwarf

before he went

starkers in the..

priests private bathroom

orgasmically screaming, "Vicar!"

Blessed the big

radish, he did,

pull out his

belly from the

dirty arse and

U S A

boxer shorts, spraying

white,sticky,salty

sea monkeys across

the Aral Sea

which slowly dried

up like a

puddle of semen.

However, before all

from down below

was lost forever

in my dream's

psychosexual broom closet

behind closed door's

musty fruit cellar

and moldy bread

, I suddenly realized

my hand was

in Camilla's crotch

pulling a tampon

out the packet

of salty crisps

flavored like dung

when along came

three wise men

(Moe, Larry, & Curly),

U S A

board certified gynecologists

treating Paris Hilton

nil by mouth.

Sterilised instruments ready,

they plunged forward

and then Paris

burned while German

men in thongs

Wanked over Krafty

since anorexic people

like Blue Monday

I suggest they

Leave Me Alone

with my vibrator

ALL DAY LONG

behind closed doors.

Later that night

their foreskins burned

It was friction

without any lubrication

Said PETER NORTH

and stuck his

rusty egg beaters

down upon FRIENDS

with greatly enlarged

prostate glands, screaming

"Give Me Liberty,

Mary you little

Slut, Suck THIS

big dirty cock

that stinks of

year-old cheese, so

listen, goddamn it."

Naturally, people were

invigorated by this

virtually sheepless display

The little slut

figured, so she

devised a scheme

for WORLD DOMINATION

(borrowed from Bush)

that required Jenna

Bush (professional whore)

to nuke IRAN

after tea time

as he doe's

his best to

leave it alone

for five minutes

for fook sake

(to no avail).

The Smug Git

swallowed some bile

causing him to

choke like a

A Monika Lewinsky

wearing Clinton's 'splash'

as vivid memory

Bernard Sumner said

look, my yacht

is rather heavy

Where's Helen McArthur

, the old tart,

Floats my Boat

It's called Titanic

and it's broken

into a SONG

"...World in Motion

sounds like shit

(2008 ibiza remix)"

meanwhile,in Amsterdam

somebody lit up

their greasy pubes

and poured acetone

onto their hamster

Twas Richard Gere

as he often

played with his

Ferrari 308 Gti

fetish relic like

his pleasure zone

located in Bucharest

at Kitty land.

com, the premier

Kitten Natividad fansite.

OOOOhhhhh Errrrr Missus !!!

OOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh EEEErrrrrrrrrrr Missus

said Richard to

his beautiful slut

who had crossed

her hairy legs

revealing a pair

of glistening wet

Big hanging BALLS

-to-the-wall

"Let's play wall-ball!

" W incoherently said.

As he grasped

his nostril hair

With rusty pliers

OUT POPPED CROW

and shouted out

Where's ROCKET MICK

Having a KFC

and is he

Walking the Dog

To the offliceince

alone at night

a voice said

"Mick, you are .."

The CHORLEY ORACLE

with no job

But TOP GEEZER

awake at night

drank red wine

as I do

with Digital Mike

only on thursdays

at a bar

mitzvah for Jacko's

pet chimp Bubbles.

who he'd molested

in the Biblical

sense of course

, not that there

was any prosecution

although the monkey

was witness to

Superman's molestastion file

which included grisly

, a beautiful young

Maragret Thatcher lookalike

dubbed "The Iron

Penix" entering the

golden gates of

San Francisco's famous

Rice-A-Roni trolly car

ONLY FOR IT

is love, and

it belongs to

a friend of

mine, Steve Morris.

His tank is

full of petrol

, unleaded of course

and smelling of

chicken fried steak

That Rocket Mick

got free from

KFC's dumpster in

FINSBURY police station

Chorley, up North

, definitely not down

there near Crawley

book depository where

Simon is alive!

and leading a

trite flagship toward

transexuality with a

girl named FRANK

RIGHT SAID ROCKET

that's enough of

musical allusions for

for more than

Fat Pregnant Women

with green hair

Working at KFC

with BIG breasts

and nipple rings

covered with pus.

and chip fat

allover the floor

like a vagrant

and contains ingredients...

not unlike love

but including MSG

(Martha Stewart Gazongas)

and fried cats

with worms in

lovely smooth silken

low fat oil

for frying chips

and VIP's and

Kylie's lovely arse

RIGHT IN FRONT

of my face

SMELLING great and

feeling a big

long step ladder

creeping upon her

from left to

Hugh Grant's tiny

member of Parliament

MAGGIE THATCHER,deceased

Sir Gary Glitter

and Michael Jackson

, a handsome couple

with Bubbles beside

himself with laughter

formed the fellowship

known by others

As BRAZILIAN POSTMEN

blue monday fans

got pissed in

/ out like flipping

over to the

weathergirl with big

fat smelly arse

called FRANKIE NOBABE

and she wasn't

nice at all

with her bad

evil dirty mind

she was actually

a real man

who fought ROCKET

to the death

(his, of course)

In her Dreams

of Digital Mike

she wet herself

and wanted more

His love ROCKET

which was BIG

As Glastonbury pillows