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there was a

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a drunken woman

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languorously caressing her

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hamster with cucumber

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-scented personal lubricant

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itching when applied

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inside the rectum

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(external use only) :nono:

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said the nun

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with a mouthful

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of sperms in

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of sperms in

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kept with care

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on a saucer

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with the words

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Derp You All

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inscribed on its

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with KY jelly

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left over from

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"What the hell

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was that on

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my Jesus Juice?

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It wasn't marmalade,

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