Re: ROOM 101

Please place three items or NOOL'rs in here and give your reasons WHY. 1.NOBABE-gets on my NERVES! 2.KRAFTY threads.......give me STRENGTH! 3.The boredom of having TOO much time on ones hands! Now please participate and remember you can have a DIFFERENT choice the next day! Good eh?

1. BERNARD SUMNER
2. BERNARD SUMNER
3. BERNARD SUMNER

Daft Cow

The SANE side - far too serious The Cure - TWATS Coathangers - I cannot use them

May i just explain this is for the items or people you want to GET RID OF.Maya i sometimes wonder about you,i really DO!

Respect MICK

1. Barney's wife - no explanation necessary
2. Guilt is an useless emotion - shite
3. sex smilie - can't seem to find it anymore

Rocket Mick Digital Mike NOBabe

for hijacking multiple threads with their tomfoolery ;)

Winston Smith: "What's in Room 101?" O'Brien: "The worst thing in the world."

Thanks for that POPE

1. 2 birthdays this weekend and I'm broke
2. Sir Chunks - for not posting here anymore
3. Barney's wife

things to get rid of?

1. George W. - do i have to explain it~
2. crap movies - why don't movie types just close up shop and leave when they realize the film they're making sucks? why finish it and then put it into distribution so unsuspecting movie goers lose their $8.00 just to watch 104 minutes of crap?
3. realtors or estate agents - it's a bloody scam. i'm paying my realtor how many thousands of dollars to do what? bring someone over to my house? did they clean while they were here, did they goldplate the faucets, did they make me dinner? - no, no and no.

Three to bin:

My boss Queues Chavs

ShugZV© wrote:

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Winston Smith: "What's in Room 101?"O'Brien: "The worst thing in the world."

I'm confused....would that be Depish or Rangers fans?

Good to see you've brought up one of my old threads Rocket, here are today's nominations.....

1 Old people who think they can dance 2 People who listen to jazz 3 Fox Hunters.

And remember, you must reply to everyone, with the reasons their choices have succeeded or failed to make Room 101. I think I gained about 400 posts from this back in the day

Got the idea from a BOWIE site though i DO remember now you did this. 1.A dig at ME.How cute but who would be able to remind you HOW TO ENJOY LIFE before getting OLD if i DIDN'T.So i STAY. 2.Goes OK 3.Well i never had you down for this .Well done and as you KNOW i have done my bit for the cause(wrote to my MP-not go WILD IN THE COUNTRY).So these go too.2/3 ain't BAD!

oldmonkey wrote: Three to bin:

My boss Queues Chavs

3 choices ALL go in ROOM 101 I hate BOSSES. I am too OLD to queue. CHAVS-well what can i say?

Digital Mike wrote: The SANE side - far too serious The Cure - TWATS Coathangers - I cannot use them

The SANE side stays-HUNTSMAN is back! CURE-gone. Coathangers STAY.I'll send you on a COURSE!

lowbranches wrote: things to get rid of?

1. George W. - do i have to explain it~
2. crap movies - why don't movie types just close up shop and leave when they realize the film they're making sucks? why finish it and then put it into distribution so unsuspecting movie goers lose their $8.00 just to watch 104 minutes of crap?
3. realtors or estate agents - it's a bloody scam. i'm paying my realtor how many thousands of dollars to do what? bring someone over to my house? did they clean while they were here, did they goldplate the faucets, did they make me dinner? - no, no and no.

All THREE get in. GEORGE is annoying. FILMS sometimes need NOT be seen! Estate agents.........make a sign,hire a cleaner and save yourself a LOAD of HASSLE!Just hide that underwear also!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Rocket Mick Digital Mike NOBabe

for hijacking multiple threads with their tomfoolery ;)

Winston Smith: "What's in Room 101?" O'Brien: "The worst thing in the world."

Sorry but we have exploited a HOLE in the market i.e. NO ONE else bothers POSTING anything ANYMORE. So without US this side would be like a bithday party at TABBY's!

NObabe wrote:

1. 2 birthdays this weekend and I'm broke
2. Sir Chunks - for not posting here anymore
3. Barney's wife

1.GO IN DEBT-they stay! 2.Tough call- he just got BORED so he HAS to STAY! 3. I don't know her but i think she may be WONDERFUL.So i can't let her go!

1 The fact that my head can play football but my feet can't 2 People who smoke whilst I'm eating 3 Stupid ringtones on phones

Dave Algeo wrote: 1 The fact that my head can play football but my feet can't 2 People who smoke whilst I'm eating 3 Stupid ringtones on phones

1.Stays-proves you are HUMAN! 2.Out with smoking FULLSTOP-Room 101 now 3.Why do people think they are cool..just get a geeky FRIEND. In they go especially that fcuking PRETEND BIKER FROG.Die!

i'd get rid of

1.indoor bowl's 2.Shania twain 3.people who write in to point's of view

indoor bowls bore me to tears... Shania twain,she dont impress me much.. 3.these moaning foookers,get a life..

baldrick wrote: i'd get rid of

1.indoor bowl's 2.Shania twain 3.people who write in to point's of view

indoor bowls bore me to tears... Shania twain,she dont impress me much.. 3.these moaning foookers,get a life..

1.Sorry but it is SAFER to have these people INDOORS! 2.YES.......she get 's on my NERVES. 3.Leave MIKE out of this.So NO

Now thn , I SAY Now then !

Very quiet in here too!

They must all be over on the SANE side

They must all be over on the SANE side

Tonight i am putting in 1.SORE THROATS 2.Job applications 3.Internet BUDDIES

You beat me to it

Absolutely have to get rid of:

1. Ashlee Simpson, sister of Jessica and with quite limited talent, at least Shania Twain is halfway decent to look at.

2. Star Jones, "celebrated" American TV "personality" who tried to blog her entire "celebrated" wedding (to a gay man, no less), for free, in return for giving out promos to all companies on her TV show, The View.

3. Jose Mourinho. Didn't take long for me to dislike him.

Green wrote: Absolutely have to get rid of:

1. Ashlee Simpson, sister of Jessica and with quite limited talent, at least Shania Twain is halfway decent to look at.

2. Star Jones, "celebrated" American TV "personality" who tried to blog her entire "celebrated" wedding (to a gay man, no less), for free, in return for giving out promos to all companies on her TV show, The View.

3. Jose Mourinho. Didn't take long for me to dislike him.

1.IN -agree 2.Sorry i can't comment-don't know said person.OUT. 3.YES YES YES SMUG git!

George Bush is also a SMUG GIT

1.EVERTON 2.EVERTON FANS 3.Everton fans throwing CRAP mobile phones and coins on the PITCH.Keep em and buy some DECENT players you MUPPETS!:D

1. tomatoes--they suck, yet they're omnipresent. why?

2. people who talk on their cell phones while driving--stupid and dangerous.

3. bunchy socks--for as long as i can remember, one of the worst sensations imaginable.

Originally posted by AgentWood 1) tomatoes--they suck, yet they're omnipresent. why?2) people who talk on their cell phones while driving--stupid and dangerous. 3) bunchy socks--for as long as i can remember, one of the worst sensations imaginable.

2.Pretend friends for lonely drivers..IN 3.Never thought about these...IN

1.Love em so SORRY i will keep in as a JUICE with WORCESTER SAUCE!

1.Fox Hunting 2.Roxette crap music 3.door to door salesmen

1. Serbian folk shitty music
2. 98% people who actually listen to that shit
3. Celine Dion

Fake Plastic American Women America George Bush

Originally posted by baldrick 1.Fox Hunting2.Roxette crap music3.door to door salesmen

1.Well done---IN 2.NAh my son used to like them!OUT 3.Do you still get them.Funny but no one EVER calls me.I wonder WHY? OUT

Originally posted by NObabe 1. Serbian folk shitty music2. 98% people who actually listen to that shit 3. Celine Dion

1.YES IN 2.YES in and YOU! 3.Give the girl a break .Sorry we are FULL.OUT!

Originally posted by Digital Mike Fake Plastic American WomenAmericaGeorge Bush

HAT TRICK IN and what about BLUE MONDAY?

OK, I'll nominate:

1. Simple Plan - whiney little American middle-class fcukers who's lives are just so much harder than ours, set to bog-standard kiddy-punk by numbers. Piss off, you lot 2.People who say they understand when they don't. Shits me.
2. Threads about "New NO album in June 2006". FFS. CTB

Originally posted by CTB OK, I'll nominate:1. Simple Plan - whiney little American middle-class fcukers who's lives are just so much harder than ours, set to bog-standard kiddy-punk by numbers. Piss off, you lot2.People who say they understand when they don't. Shits me.3. Threads about "New NO album in June 2006". FFS.CTB

1.IN 2.I understand HONEST-OUT! 3.Yeah come on this is TOO MUCH TOO SOON.I am still listening to LOW LIFE and living IT.IN

Well it looks like THIS THREAD,RECORD READINGS and the royal family THREAD are NEXT! YOUR CHOICE!

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Mick, I've already posted this in Mike's 3 everyday things thread. If you wanna know why, check ASK ROCKET thread. :D

NObabe wrote: Service Unavailable Server Too Busy Server Error

Mick, I've already posted this in Mike's 3 everyday things thread. If you wanna know why, check ASK ROCKET thread. :D

Yes all 3 go in.

Can i just add that i have gone COLOUR on here today!

Please can YOU too.

THANKS

Rocket MICK

My picks for Room 101:

1. Bus fares. How bloody expensive?
2. Not being able to get the colour to work on here. I need a bit more time to get my head around this new interface!
3. Cold weather.

Miss Disco wrote: My picks for Room 101:

1. Bus fares. How bloody expensive?
2. Not being able to get the colour to work on here. I need a bit more time to get my head around this new interface!
3. Cold weather.

1.Yes i agree -IN

2Nice -OUT

3.The wather is the weather.If you don't like it COLD you can't ENJOY it HOT.

Sorry it stays OUT.

Please try again when  you get WARMER!

1. people bitching about New Order not touring America.

2. people bitching about the people bitching about New Order not touring America.

3. me, bitching about the people bitching about the people bitching about New Order not touring America.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

1. people bitching about New Order not touring America.

2. people bitching about the people bitching about New Order not touring America.

3. me, bitching about the people bitching about the people bitching about New Order not touring America.

Let them bitch-OUT

IN -should KNOW better !

You are IN too.Get a dishwasher PAL!

Alan Wise

No room left for anything else

Digital Mike wrote: Alan Wise

No room left for anything else

Sorry ONLY DENNIS

Rocket Mick wrote: [

2Nice -OUT

3.The wather is the weather.If you don't like it COLD you can't ENJOY it HOT.

Sorry it stays OUT.

Please try again when  you get WARMER!

First of all, I didn't complain about the colour, only about my own inability to work it. Second, what do you mean "If you don't like it (the weather) cold you can't enjoy it hot?" That doesn't make sense! Of course you can enjoy the hot weather and hate the cold stuff! Honestly, any excuse to pick someone's post apart...

Miss Disco please don't get HOT under the collar.I am rather cold her but enjoying your RANT anyway.Would you like some ICE with your DRINK.

Btw i am feeing a bit under the weather and OFF colour TONIGHT.So go easy  on me!

Rocket Mick

1. people who slurp whn they drink

2. people who insist that america is the greatest country in the world when they've never even left the country...so how the hell would they know? (courtesy of lewis black)

3. doo rags

AgentWood wrote:

1. people who slurp whn they drink
2. people who insist that america is the greatest country in the world when they've never even left the country...so how the hell wouldthey know? (courtesy of lewis black)
3. doo rags

1.IN

2.IN-but don't want them to visit PLANET ROCKET.We have enough NUTTERS here already!

3. what the HELL is one of them.I shudder to think!?

They DOO RAN RAN.Not here they bloody DON"T.

Please note i cannot be responsible for any of you here with severe MENTAL problems.I have enough to cope with!

Rocket Mick wrote: Miss Disco please don't get HOT under the collar.I am rather cold her but enjoying your RANT anyway.Would you like some ICE with your DRINK.

Btw i am feeing a bit under the weather and OFF colour TONIGHT.So go easy  on me!

Rocket Mick

No worries, Mick. I'm just pissed off with life in general at the minute. They're piling on the work at uni (so I'm having to severely cut down on the Saturday nights out) and certain members of my family are being twats (don't ask), so I feel the need for a bit of a rant sometimes. Just smile and nod if I go off on one again.

BTW, if you're still offering: yes, I would like some ice with my drink, thanks! :)

I just WROTE a bloody essay here to make MISS DISCO feel better,POSTED it and the bugger VANISHED?Just gives a BLANK Replying to thread  message format  page.

How annoying.

i dont understand this thing EXPLAIN so where tellin what we want gone?

Spike wrote: i dont understand this thing EXPLAIN so where tellin what we want gone?

It is from a book but someone else may explain better.

ROOM 101 is the place where the 3 most annoying items or things you just want to get rid MAY go.You name them and then i decide if they  GO IN or STAY OUT,explaining my reasons  WHYeg you may want to put NOOL's  in who are  always taking the piss out of the  way you  SPELL.

Spike wrote: i dont understand this thing EXPLAIN so where tellin what we want gone?

there once was this man named eric blair. he decided one day to change his name to george orwell and write a book. he called it 1984....

basically, in 1984 room 101 is where people are sent to be tortured by being subjected to their worst nightmare. here it's a euphemism (look it up) for anything that seriously pisses you off.

mick: a doo rag is one of those irritating nylon 'handkerchiefs' which rappers and pseudo-gangstas wear on their heads.

Well explained about 101.

And thanks about a DOO RAG.I honestly HAD NO IDEA.

We should start an ASK AGENTWOOD thread!

Spotnick's icon looks disturbingly similar to Winston's Room 101.

1. Umbrellas that constantly blow inside out (end up feeling soaked and looking stupid)

2. Animal cruelty

3. The Tyne and Wear Metro system (have a knack of never being on time. They even decided to run the trains two minutes earlier than scheduled time so that they could be late and still on time. It never helped, they're still always at least 5 minutes late whilst I stand in the rain with my inside out Umbrella (you've probably got the picture :( )

I wish I could have four because I really want to put Freddy Shepherd in there too. I suppose I can put him in on another day.

Julie wrote:

1. Umbrellas that constantly blow inside out (end up feeling soaked and looking stupid)
2. Animal cruelty 3) The Tyne and Wear Metro system (have a knack of never being on time. They even decided to run the trains two minutes earlier than scheduled time so that they could be late and still on time. It never helped, they're still always at least 5 minutes late whilst I stand in the rain with my inside out Umbrella (you've probably got the picture :( ) I wish I could have four because I really want to put Freddy Shepherd in there too. I suppose I can put him in on another day.

IN -all four.

The fact that number TWO was mentioned gives you a EXTRA one.Indeed there is NO NEED

on this EARTH for it.ANIMALS cannot be harmed.It really is NOT on.When you hear tales of this  it is a  reminder about just how MANKIND has not really  progressed since  the  beginning

of  ADAM and EVE!

Freddy- TWANGO!

Rocket Mick wrote: I just WROTE a bloody essay here to make MISS DISCO feel better,POSTED it and the bugger VANISHED?Just gives a BLANK Replying to thread  message format  page.

How annoying.

Thanks for thinking of me, Mick. :) And yes, it is a pain when stuff goes wrong like that! Nic, anything you can do?

No more takers?

1. tomatoes--they taste like crap, yet people insist in putting them in everything in some form or another. why assume that everyone likes tomatoes, damn it?

2. the colour pink--an abomination.

3. people who pee on toilet seats and don't wipe it off before they leave. i am not a hoverer, and as a result i spend precious time inspecting toilet seats (and often wiping them down) when i should be relieving myself. shameful.

George Bush People that post about The pissing Cure The Osbournes/Reality TV

AgentWood wrote:

1. tomatoes--they taste like crap, yet people insist in putting them in everything in some form or another. why assume that everyone likes tomatoes, damn it?
2. the colour pink--an abomination.
3. people who pee on toilet seats and don't wipe it off before they leave. i am not a hoverer, and as a result i spend precious time inspecting toilet seats (and often wiping them down) when i should be relieving myself. shameful.

YES YES YES

And the whole bloody WORLD too!

SteveOne wrote: George Bush People that post about The pissing Cure The Osbournes/Reality TV

YES YES YES

AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!

Sorry just having a BREAKDOWN!

Are you OK?

NObabe wrote: Are you OK?

YES