What are you eating right now?

Kit Kat

puss.....er...a tuna sandwich

Nothing, but drinking Chablis

Crisps

What flavour?

I think I have peanuts in my keyboard. :\ohwell:

Salted or Dry Roasted?

Salted. Yummy!

What? You're in love with my peanuts?

I think we both know what SALTED may mean !

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Shall we go to bed now?

Digital Mike wrote:

I think we both know what SALTED may mean !

sexually assaulted?

Turn the light off Maya

and go to bed with ...

Me. ;)

Digital Mike wrote: What flavour?

Onion

Now I have breakfast. Bread and milk.

coffee time for me :)

I don't drink coffee

Who cares? I don't drink tea.

Bacon , Egg, Sausage, Mushrooms, Toast with HP Brown Sauce, with a cuppa PG Tips

me neither

Mike, you gotta keep fit!

Going for a run now

after that breakfast/lunch?

:o

his body's a temple

Kit Kat for me

NObabe wrote:

his body's a temple

Kit Kat for me

Toast only!

Does anyone know the easiest way to peel an orange?

Lasagne

Yummy

A cherry Klondike bar.

Chicken fillet in batter, covered in chilli sauce, in a 'blaa' (a bap/barm/soft bread roll type of thing). Yum!

roast tatties and chicken

EDIT: Baldrick, you may edit too but I know there was Radio 5 Live

CHIPS

White wine

Quality English Cuisine

NObabe wrote: EDIT: Baldrick, you may edit too but I know there was Radio 5 Live

sorry i got the wrong thread..

Living life to the max.MIKE she is drop dead beautiful,great body and ............

baldrick wrote:

NObabe wrote: EDIT: Baldrick, you may edit too but I know there was Radio 5 Live

sorry i got the wrong thread..

No prob, it's just that I spit on my monitor when I read that.

I'm not eating right now.  Just trying to get rid of the hair stuck between my teeth.

i'm eating maya......i mean....my uh, dinner

I just ate dinner. Tofu, broccoli, and rice. With another cherry Klondike bar after.

wheat thins......

Just about to cook a Bacon Sandwich

Digital Mike wrote: Just about to cook a Bacon Sandwich

are we surprised?

On a DIET!

NObabe wrote: On a DICK!

No change here then!

A banana

Banana? Ew!

Would you like one?

Ben wrote: Would you like one?

Why is yours BENT?

Not the REAL one

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote: Would you like one?

Why is yours BENT?

EU-rules

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote: Would you like one?

Why is yours BENT?

Specially patented curvature, for better G-spot sensation.

Ben wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote: Would you like one?

Why is yours BENT?

Specially patented curvature, for better G-spot sensation.

And tested on MONKEYS?

LOL!

NObabe wrote: LOL!

That's not what you said before.  It was more like glp.

I'll soon eat a pizza. Calsone :)

Ginger NUTS.

No offence FRANK!

Tesco finest lasagne in the Oven

Whe i say that i mean it is heating uo in the oven, not that i am in the oven eating it

banananananananananananananananananananana + biere trappiste

just for the occasion.

clam chowder

What the fuck is that ?

peanuts

Don't IN SALT me

lol

Just had chicken chasseur and chips and a couple of beers.It is hard on the dole!

Hello hello.

Not been online at home for couple of days - the internet police at werk won't let me play on here and Mrs OIL is in town, so loads of JOBS to do at the weekend.

Just had roast beef for dinner, in case anyone was wondering

Hiya BIG!Where do you LIVE?

In a town called Liberty.

I work hard...

(I live in Manchester but I have a place in Aberdeen 'cos I werk here)

Why?

BIGINOIL wrote:

In a town called Liberty.

I work hard...

(I live in Manchester but I have a place in Aberdeen 'cos I werk here)

Why?

You often mentioned flying between MANCHESTER and ABERDEEN.Just wondered which is your HOME.

Manchester is my home.  Wherever I live.  I bore everyone I meet to death about that.

A carrot, but after I take a nap I'll probably go make some turkey chili or a meatball samdwich.

Dick Nixon wrote: A carrot, but after I take a nap I'll probably go make some turkey chili or a meatball samdwich or shag  next doors 17 year old daughter MANDY.

No wonder you don't post much here you randy rabbit!

Just finished eating noodles and tofu.

Bacon and Toast

Toast

Egg on bread With mayo.

peanuts.....not the greatest of breakfast foods, but i'm not used to waking up this early

Wot is the time in WA then POPEY?

Coffee grounds!

Brie

Big you having any wine with that ?

Digital Mike wrote: Big you having any wine with that ?

I hope he does. A Brie needs red wine

Yummy

Wrong thread.  I will update you on the drink situation via the correct channel.

I've finished the brie now and will now create a masterpiece with chicken, white wine and single cream.  The bloke in the Spanish restaurant told me how to make it.

Mmm!

Fair play

Italian style chicken and pasta!With some bread and butter cos i am HUNGRY!

Sounds Ace, all i got is a packet of QUAVERS, my son will not be pleased

A large 3 piece K.F.C it went down a treat...

a party pizza

Large salted peanuts

ROCKET MICK wrote: Large salted penis

NObabe wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: Large salted penis

I've got one of them.

NObabe wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: Large salted penis

why i have heard it makes you go GINGER!

What's GINGER?

Ginger ale?

Confused, again

Just had a strawberry milkshake.

Toffy

Just gonna pop out for a Cornish Pastie

orange and choclate mega muffin from me local petrol station.

I'm starving. Can't wait to get home and have fish and potatoes. Yum!

Easter chocolate eggs.

Tasty fried carne asada quesadillas with sour cream and salsa on the side.

homemade vegetable beef soup and some bread

His Holiness the Pope wrote: homemade vegetable beef soup and some bread

Vegetable beef? What the heck is that? Both veg. and beef?

???

Just gonna order a Chinky from the local Tiddly Wink Takeaway

Starter

Yuk Sung for2

Me

ChickenCurry Egg Flied Lice and portion of vegetable spring rolls

Missus Diggy

Chicken in Black Bean Sauce with Egg Flied Lice

Rian wrote:

His Holiness the Pope wrote: homemade vegetable beef soup and some bread

Vegetable beef? What the heck is that? Both veg. and beef?

???

yep....beef chunks, lettuce or cabbage (not sure which it was), onion, carrot, etc.

Kit Kat

NObabe wrote: Kit Kat

again?

Eat 5 bars a day

NObabe wrote: Eat 5 bars a day

You'll get fat, girl..

tsk tsk tsk

But I'm pregnant.

PLANTERS nuts!Don't know what he is PLANTING.

Bum Bum

NObabe wrote: But I'm pregnant.

Really?

Coool

Actually not yet Rian. Sorry, I was just being silly. But I do like Kit Kat. Yum!

Pregnant ?

Pause

A PREGNANT PAUSE then....................

KIDDING! Well not about Kit Kat though

You're going to give birth to chocolate-covered wafers. Mmmmm....tasty afterbirth. :D

NObabe wrote: Actually not yet Rian. Sorry, I was just being silly. But I do like Kit Kat. Yum!

bLuE oRdEr likes kitty kat too. Yum!

This just in...

bLuE oRdEr has just discovered that there is apparently a chocolate candy called kit kat...

Who knew?

Special K red berries just after feeding the baby who had ............. milk

Dave, you ever help yourself to the babie's milk?

NObabe wrote: Eat 5 bars a day

5 .  OK, let's count then...  Mick's, Mike's and mine.  That's 3.  Whose are the other two?

Gillian's and Stephen's

If you eat their children, will Gillian be able to tour again?

Sure but I don't want her to. Phillian is much more nicer.

Back to topic...

Peanut M&Ms-Bunny Mix for Easter!

Onion crisps.

Twist wrote: Dave, you ever help yourself to the babie's milk?

Would do if she was breast fed :D

had breaded halibut nuggets for lunch....MMMMMM

Full ENGLISH breakfast!And coffee.......

An apple pie something we call here a "lazy" pie. Bloody funny, makes you become a lazy twat.

OAK SMOKED BARBECUE FLAVOUR handcooked crisps!

ham, re-baked potato, japanese shrimp salad, seseme flatbread

I made something simple for one: a lemon/parmesan rice pilaf with asparagus and tofu.

leftover spring-jesus-day chocolate.....MMMMMMM

orange mega muffin with chocolate chip's

Pickle Onion Flavoured MONSTER MUNCH

Pizza

I feel fat now.....

Just had a Greek salad and a Coke.

A Trader Joe's(No frakenfood in any square-inch!) turkey sausage stromboli

sushi - can only eat 1 roll but bought 4 - eyes bigger then me stomach -

Shell pasta with potato, garbanzo beans, olive oil, garlic, parsley, and salt.

baked potato salad....mmmmmmmm

I had noodles and tofu steak for dinner.

Raisins and water. I'm on a four day fast.

peanut butter out of the jar

A marshmallow

TESCO TEMPTATIONS

spicy herb roasted chicken 150G

OVERDOSED but i am on UNPAID LEAVE so no problem really.....