DON'T ASK ROCKET, ASK MIKE

478892356789000001000000000 Rocket threads. Why? :D

Read the other ASK ROCKET THREADS.MIKE was using POST and NOT REPLY.Hence EACH  ANSWER was a NEW THREAD.So cool it and LEARN YOUR FACTS.AGAIN  i put MIKE on the right track !

respect

Accepted...and btw i told him to RENAME(via EDIT) one of the IMPOSTER THREADS after YOU!!!!!(smilie still don't work here at PLANET ROCKET though!)

Oh I read it you cheeky monkey (insert WINKING smilie)

Hello Mick, Rocket, Babe and everyone else!

Ask me

When?

Mike, why did my post get deleted from WIM last night?

I'm fucking lost with this

Digital Mike wrote: I'm fucking lost with this

WHY?

I'm glad it's not just me.

Shall we go over to the McFly site?  They are no1 after all.

Can't get me avatar on

Digital Mike wrote: Ask me

What's ace these days?

Digital Mike wrote: Ask me

Why does ROCKET MICK have so many posts?

Digital Mike wrote: Ask me

Can you recommend any French actresses? Good records? Aussie arses? Bands from Crawley?

Do you know the answer?

AHHH you need to watch some JULIETTE BINOCHE films Sir

Digital Mike wrote: AHHH you need to watch some JULIETTE BINOCHE films Sir

Have you seen "Damage"? My friend keeps on for me to watch that because she's got a thing for Jeremy Irons. Says it has some interesting sex scenes. [H]

Morning Mike.

goodnight europe

Digital Mike wrote: Ask me

Ok,what the fuck is going on? The only way i can post is by using the 'quote' link. Anyone wanna tell me where im going wrong. Its good to be back!

Can you NOT use REPLY.This is the NEW STANDARD here just to confuse ALIENS?

According to the Orwellian 'Who's Online' monitor at the bottom, Shaun Ryder is now a member of the NOOL boards.

BEZ he iS!

His Holiness the Pope wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: AHHH you need to watch some JULIETTE BINOCHE films Sir

Have you seen "Damage"? My friend keeps on for me to watch that because she's got a thing for Jeremy Irons. Says it has some interesting sex scenes. [H]

he certainly has!

Damage is great BINOCHE rolling around with HOLD UPS ( Thigh Highs for you Yanks ( you can see I am a Lingerie expert or pervert )) on , Cor Blimey ( Sid James laugh) [Y]

by crackee, i'm gonna have to see that one now!

Mike, how many meters in a furlong?

Fuck knows, ask Mick

Will it snow in Sweden tomorrow?

I hope not!

Not in the SAUNA's

May snow in IKEA but i have NO IDEA!

I drive a Volvo, and it never snows in the car

Cause he has a big fucking fence

Volvo? Ace! What model?

S40

But i want the V70 T5

You would look ace bent over the BONNET Babe ;sex:

I want Volvo S70 :)

In your Volvo S 69, Mike? ;)

Now yer talking Babe, seems like it's me and you tonight

mmmmmmmm :sex:

I am gonna try and do HYDE PARK in the middle of Glasto, Hope to meet yer BABE

That would be GREAT Mike!!! :)

Hope we meet, night Maya, need some ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's

Sleep tight x

Night Mike! :kiss:

BIG , I dunno , WIM is the darkside

Digital Mike wrote: I am gonna try and do HYDE PARK in the middle of Glasto, Hope to meet yer BABE

Mike i have bought a ticket for HYDE PARK so i can defo see THE ORDER if GLASTO does not work out for me ie ticket purchased/lift.So get one and we will work the TREK out .

Rocket Mick WALK IN THE PARK WHEN IT GET'S  LATE AT NIGHT!

you fellers sleeping late today? hanged-over and all? we shall see..... :barf:

Oh no.  IT'S MORNING!

take the day off and drink some MORE!

Sounds good.  Not today though.

well, that's what i'm gonna bloody do!

friend's having a b-day party tonight (err...well, tomorrow night for me) and as it's within reasonable walking distance, i plan to get rather stumbling!

His Holiness the Pope wrote:

well, that's what i'm gonna bloody do!

friend's having a b-day party tonight (err...well, tomorrow night for me) and as it's within reasonable walking distance, i plan to get rather stumbling!

Bloody STUDENTS!

I will get mine today

Nu ordah, Nu Ordah

Digital Mike wrote:

I will get mine today

Nu ordah, Nu Ordah

And me.

Diggy and Biggy  NU Ordah

Mike, I am poorly.  Will you phone work for me and tell them I won't be in?

No Problem

mike, where are my socks?

Digital Mike wrote: No Problem

Thanks Mike.  The number's 01244 650 209.  Ask for Mr Lion.

Just tell him to shove his job.

Can I call for you? I'll try to seduce him with my best feminine voice and get him to wire me some cash.

Knock yourself out, Pope!

I did that once, but I had a nasty bump on my head afterwards.

are we still meating up for a pie and a pint at Hyde??

I've got my ticket for Hyde Park.

No pints for me 'cos I'll be driving to Glastonbury.

Pie sounds good though.  Can I have the hairy one please?

Sounds fishy to me....   :D

Mike, will you give me a ride in your Volvo?

It reminds me of Roxette's Joyride.  

yeah she says hello you fool i love you

What about Pulp's Joyriders?

Nah hope he'll play something better than that in his car

You wouldn't want him to take you to the reservoir, would you?

I'll accept anything. Remember I must follow him like a lost puppy

Bringing you to the reservoir means he will treat you like a bitch, not a puppy .  But that's only in Pulp's song, this reservoir story .

Who cares? More chance of him playing Blue Monday than that Pulp song.

On the same Pulp record, there is "Do you remember the first time" and "Pink glove".  Might be a source of inspiration .

marigolds  

Mike is it EVENING?Kinda got lost in this 24 HOUR PARTY ON THE DOLE !

Sure is Mick :)

Digital Mike wrote: Sure is Mick :)

Do you use FIREFOX,if so what are the settings for EMOTICONS please?

ello all!

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Do you use FIREFOX,if so what are the settings for EMOTICONS please?

You can't use smilies in firefox. But I sent you a rose on MSN

BIGINOIL wrote:

ello all!

You out on the piss tonight.I was but EX is  going out so i am DOG SITTING.Will go out STAURDAY though.Only my 3rd night out this year.Used to go out 5 nights a week though!

NObabe wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Do you use FIREFOX,if so what are the settings for EMOTICONS please?

You can't use smilies in firefox. But I sent you a rose on MSN

By the time i saw it is was DEAD!ARE you?

Stop counting!

NObabe wrote: Stop courting!

We have!

What the fuck is firefox?

My liver needs a rest.

I was arseholed last night.  Bought a ticket to Hyde Park on t'internet this morning.  Spent the day wondering whether I've gone MAD to want to leave Glastonbury for a day to watch a band who will be on the following night.

Am I mad, Rocket?

A flaming animal!

I thought you knew more about computers

BIGINOIL wrote:

My liver needs a rest.

I was arseholed last night.  Bought a ticket to Hyde Park on t'internet this morning.  Spent the day wondering whether I've gone MAD to want to leave Glastonbury for a day to watch a band who will be on the following night.

Am I mad, Rocket?

Wrong thread....MIKE will answer.

MOZILLA FIREFOX is another type of  INTERNET  EXPLORER  Mikey!

Only it's better than IE!

Is it like a Firewall ?

I hate Firewall. It slows everything down.

NObabe wrote: I hate Firewall. It slows everything down.

Babe likes it FAST

:car:

fast love mmmmmmmmmmmmm :sex:

Digital Mike wrote: Is it like a Firewall ?

More of a BROWSER with FIREWALL INC!

Mike, did you ever answer my question about my fecking pants?

I am gonna kill you, Pope!

NObabe wrote:

I am gonna kill you, Pope!

Great!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

:fight:

What pants? Pope pants?

i have a fiver on the skinny little guy!

Pope, I'm gonna take off my BLOODY pants. Are you happy now?

no....that's an image i'd rather not picture.....

time to earn my RED WINGS!

Post em to me Babe

ewwww....you sure about that? :barf:

His Holiness the Pope wrote: ewwww....you sure about that? :barf:

I'll have them if he doesn't want them.

Who are you? Bloody vampires?

some lady's bloody knickers doesn't interest me much, i'm afraid.

Maya, I have a Hyde Park ticket

Ace Mike! I have mine too but it's in Manchester at Darrell's. Soon I will finish all the papers about visa and see you there then.

Maya, are there vampires is EASTERN EUROPE?

I heard some people still believe in bloodsuckers in places like Romania and other less urban places.

Dunno Pope never been to Romania. But it's certainly interesting for silly tourists. I don't believe in vampires and stuff like that only in past and future lives. I lived in England in my last life, was a bloke who wore DOCs. Haha!

you mean worked on the docks? were you hooky? ARE YOU HOOKY? are the bass gods listening in on the conversations of us mere mortals?

I'm not Hooky. I was his granny in my last life.

We can share a

got any of his soiled shorts? could fetch a good price on EBAY with 'em.

Yeah Mike, I owe you a beer or was it a bear, errr whatever that starts with B

a BARE bottom?

:sex:

cor blimey! save some for me, eh mike?

No problem Pope, complete with Skidders

Mike, why would you wanna remove your edit button?

Stop people fucking about with mys posts

Now you're angry with me because of that gay post

Yes I am

Are you happy now?

Where's ROCKET?

NObabe wrote: Where's ROCKET?

probably have a hangover

Christ he is late today !!

Digital Mike wrote: Christ he is late today !!

DADA

Moma

Mike, when is your birthday?

NObabe wrote: Mike, when is your birthday?

XMAS DAY?

6th May

Ace, mine 7th May

Does MIKE still post round here?

ROCKET MICK'S LONELY HEARTCLUB BAND

I took her to be a WINDOW not a WIDOW.I could see right through her.

YOUR MARRIED!MARRIED.Bloody hell that's a SHOCK

April 15

Will  the JOBCENTRE  be closed for EASTER.Only i am looking for an excuse NOT to get a job for a few weeks ?

I post occassionally Mick

Digital Mike wrote: I post occassionally Mick

MIKES back.........welcome NEWBIE.How was your day?What are doing for EASTER?And will you be drinking wine or beer tonight?

Taking my son ALIX to see the Tweenies at B'han NIA on Friday !

Started with a Stella, and moving on to a crisp dy Jacobs Creek Chardonnay

Where's Mick? Don't forget it's his birthday tomorrow. :)

Come on you lazy butt. Do you only read the first 2 threads on the tope of the page?

HAPPY BIRTHADAY ROCKET MAAAAAN :\party:

ROCKET'S B-DAY!!

Cheers, you daft old bugger! I'll be cracking open a cold one in your honor!

Happy days! Hope things pick up for you in a better way during this next year. Best wishes......

Nice One guys but still a bit EARLY.GOOD FRIDAY it is.

Christ !

Going OUT or STAYING IN?What are your plans.The rest of you can JOIN IN!

Fooking recovering , didnt get in until 5 am this morning, clocks didnt help

What are Wacko Jacko freaks and how long does it take to get from Glasto to London by car?

Whacko Jacko freaks are his stupid die hard fans.

Glasto to London -  2 and a half hours - 3 hours

Rocket said it was 4 hours. I guess it depends on how fast you drive.

I was speeding

Did you change your clock?

NObabe wrote: Did you change your cock?

Haha! Thanks Ben I've just spit on my monitor.

Yes i did

NObabe wrote: Rocket said it was 4 hours. I guess it depends on how fast you drive.

And i can't drive and also HAVE no idea how far away GLASTO is from LONDON.But with the PISS stops 4 hours should be OK!LOL

It takes you that much longer for piss stops?

*edit: Oh yes, I forgot your age. :D

Show Mick ( the OLD TIMER )some respect

NObabe wrote: Did you change your clock?

Yes, and now I'm tired

I don't understand why we have to do that twice a year.

Mike .. i see System 7 are playing Glade Festival July 15-17,tickets are £82.50 on sale April 27..Ch4 page 351 5/8..

Thanks Baldrick, I already knew, great man told me himself, Steve Hillage, not Rocket Mick

MIKE it has ARRIVED!Great DVD.

Enjoy, Steve Hillage is talking about the dance tent on the dvdv MICK

FAITHLESS are brilliant LIVE

WE COME 1

Scooby Snacks is Ace, the crowd was mental

Ole Blue "Monday" Eyes wrote: Scooby Snacks is Ace, the crowd was mental

Indeed a classic.

Morning Mike! Have you bought your Glasto ticket yet?

Not on sale for another 7 minutes.

Me, Mick and Liam are really nervous

Why don't you just take a bacon sandwich and CHILL? ;)

Had one earlier

SERVICE BUSY-NETWORK SERVER

This is a BT announcement .........................

Shite

No chance of call waiting via MOBILE,rings TWICE then cut you off!

DigiMike-- Is The Beach any good?

Does this answer your question?

Hummina hummina....

It werks!

Hello Biggy. Nice to see you back. :) Haven't seen Mike around lately. What the hell is happening?

Does he know where we are? This 216.55.186 thing is a lot harder to remember. I had a lovely holiday, despite the airline trying to spoil it by mucking about with the flights. What's been happening here? I missed you all. Pope has died and then he lost his cherry. Private messaging has gone. Moving avatars are back. My what are you drinking thread has been quite popular - I'm proud of that.

Anything else?

They both know very well where we are, Biggy. Still bloody miss them.

Maya well face it, you're addicted to love.

Of course I am. So many men, so little time. :\ohwell:

MIKE, WHERE ARE YOU?

Mik and Mike are both busy getting jobs.

Couldn't they work on getting lives first?*

* NOTE: i should try also

Come on Diggy, you know I miss you! ;)

Pope we have lives, you are DEAD

Thank God!!!

Allo Babe, get em off

Where have you been?

Trying everything to get a Glasto ticket

Have my Hyde Park ticket, see yer there

Trying everything to get a Glasto ticket

Have my Hyde Park ticket, see yer there

38 EE's wrote: Trying everything to get a Glasto ticket

Have my Hyde Park ticket, see yer there

No joy then?

Why have you changed you name?

Can't you see, Biggy?!?! It's his missus typing here.

Waiting to hear, sounds positive but no joy yet, Thanks Colin

NObabe wrote: Can't you see, Biggy?!?! It's his missus typing here.

Heh heh!