Three Word Story Three

(and  every weekday)

barring occasional Thursdays

reserved for drunken

naked skinny dipping

in tatty Yugoslav

soiled red knickers

which tasted like

fish and chips

from the Chinese

laundromat next door

to Rocket Mick's

engorged member, like

Mt. Etna erupting

through bleached jeans

on a transylvanian

"Nosferatu" motorized dildo

so no BATTERIES

were inserted into

the pink torpedo

launched from submarine

"Against All Odds"

off the coast

of Switzerland. Kettering

sheep feared people

for good reason:

they were horny

and sheep were

sleeping soundly when

the "Ask Rocket"

thread proliferated grossly