Gwen Stefani is so hot!!!!!!

I have a Gwen Stefani obsession.  She might very well be the hottest person alive.

http://mapage.noos.fr/necrofries/Gwen%20Stefani/3093gwen25.jpg

so whatcha waiting for? make your move...

she was never my thing, but at least she's no longer wearing the kabuki mask of make up

She's very hot .

Does she sing that song that rips off Fiddler On The Roof?  Heard it last night at the store and commented to Mrs. Twist that hip/hop has yet to not rip off anything thing.  She told me that this was Gwen's song.

Rich Girl, Chris. Quite like to hear the whole cd.

She could do with some BIG BREASTS though!Just a thought!

NO DOUBT here though!

Big enough for me.  I could use her as she is.

Is she a natural blonde?  She's got dark eyes...  I'd like to check.

Ben wrote:

Big enough for me.  I could use her as she is.

Is she a natural blonde?  She's got dark eyes...  I'd like to check.

But BEN you shag a rip in a welly?NO?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote:

Big enough for me.  I could use her as she is.

Is she a natural blonde?  She's got dark eyes...  I'd like to check.

But BEN you shag a rip in a welly?NO?

Erm, sorry, my knowledge of your beautiful language has reached its limits here.  What do you mean?

I could shag her, no problem at all :)

Ben wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote:

Big enough for me.  I could use her as she is.

Is she a natural blonde?  She's got dark eyes...  I'd like to check.

But BEN you shag a rip in a welly?NO?

Erm, sorry, my knowledge of your beautiful language has reached its limits here.  What do you mean?

If one gets a tear or a RIP in a wellinton BOOT  then you would put your willy in it and fornicate,hence shag a rip in a welly!LOL--------only joking  BIG BEN!

Too blonde, but whatever....I'd make it work. I've been settling for 2nd best for years, or 3rd best, or 4th best, or 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 90th.....

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Ben wrote:

Big enough for me.  I could use her as she is.

Is she a natural blonde?  She's got dark eyes...  I'd like to check.

But BEN you shag a rip in a welly?NO?

Erm, sorry, my knowledge of your beautiful language has reached its limits here.  What do you mean?

If one gets a tear or a RIP in a wellinton BOOT  then you would put your willy in it and fornicate,hence shag a rip in a welly!LOL--------only joking  BIG BEN!

English language is sometimes so difficult .  My wife is the most gorgeous woman on earth and I don't need your wellinton boot you bastard ;) .  Still, I'd like to know what colour is her pussy hair (speaking about Gwen, not my wife).  And I'm sure you'd like to know about both Gwen and my wife, wouldn't you?

Yes to the FIRST,but married women are a NO GO area for me NOW!

In the words of a great wiseman: "SCHWING SCHWING"

mmmmmmmm

If she's hot, she should have a cold drink

She's a bint, mate.  Get over it.

This person was beautiful

She's not really hot and she's not a great singer either. I don't know how she's lasted this long.

Dick Nixon wrote: This person was beautiful

Head's too small now though.

Gwen Stefani is the hottest woman alive!

His Holiness the Pope wrote: Too blonde, but whatever....I'd make it work. I've been settling for 2nd best for years, or 3rd best, or 4th best, or 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 90th.....

Too blonde is an oxymoron in my book..

BIGINOIL wrote:

Dick Nixon wrote: This person was beautiful

Head's too small now though.

She was hot in Emir Kusterica's flick "Arizona Dream." Maya can confirm this....she LOVES Kusturica....great Serbian director. :D

Who is the girl in the picture?

Well it ain't NOBABE!

ROCKET MICK wrote: you say too much!

I'm saying nothing...

His Holiness the Pope wrote: ...and she gives too many blowjobs...

Like I said, an oxymoron....

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

His Holiness the Pope wrote: ...and she gives too many blowjobs...

Pope, you're a moron

No need for that, bLuE

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

His Holiness the Pope wrote: Too blonde, but whatever....I'd make it work. I've been settling for 2nd best for years, or 3rd best, or 4th best, or 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 90th.....

Too blonde is an oxymoron in my book..

When her hair is almost white, that is too blonde. And Gwen is definetly too blonde.

There's only one way to find out whether someone is a 'natural' blond...

Like the guy who jumps on the grenade to save everybody else, I'll sacrifice myself for that job...

When her hair is almost white, that is too blonde. And Gwen is definetly too blonde.

Hot...

Hot...

Hot!!!

Hey hey hey!!!

But I like it when that lightening comes

Hey hey hey!!!

Yes I like it alot

Hey hey hey!!!

Yes I'm jumping like a jumping jack

Dancing screaming itching squealing fevered

Feeling hot hot hot!!!

The hottest girl in Serbia and IT IS NOT ME!!!

Sorry I was going to find a nicer pic of her but I'm at work now so the guys here would think I was a lesbian

Well fook that, Uma is the hottest! :)

NObabe wrote: Well fook that, Uma is the hottest! :)

Are you in love with Uma, Babe?  Shall we call you NObi?

Dashiell Hannett wrote: There's only one way to find out whether someone is a 'natural' blond...

The bitch probably shaves her cunt . But have you seen her eyebrows?

NObabe wrote:

The hottest girl in Serbia and IT IS NOT ME!!!

No, you are the hottest NObabe.

Ha! Thanks 586 but trust me I WOULD HER if my name was FRANK :D

My wife shaves her. How do I know her real colour/color

Rian wrote: My wife shaves her. How do I know her real colour/color

She's light brown

BIGINOIL wrote:

Rian wrote: My wife shaves her. How do I know her real colour/color

She's light brown

that's just not right!

Vile and useless. But "What you waiting for?" isn't half bad.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Rian wrote: My wife shaves her. How do I know her real colour/color

She's light brown

Thanks. i could never had known without you.

Are you sure you are not the hottest girl in Serbia?

Ben wrote:

Dashiell Hannett wrote: There's only one way to find out whether someone is a 'natural' blond...

The bitch probably shaves her cunt .

I'm counting on it. ;)  Still, I'll sacrifice myself and check it out for the good of NOOL...

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Are you sure you are not the hottest girl in Serbia?

Every Serbian girl is hot.... The hottest girl in Serbia is the hottest of the hot.

His Holiness the Pope wrote: Too blonde, but whatever....I'd make it work. I've been settling for 2nd best for years, or 3rd best, or 4th best, or 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 90th.....

Have you tried the Nexus 6?

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Are you sure you are not the hottest girl in Serbia?

Every Serbian girl is hot.... The hottest girl in Serbia is the hottest of the hot.

I only know one girl in Serbia.  She therefore must be the hottest girl in Serbia.  The question however is, is it Maya or Maja?

Ah yes Uma and Gwen are froggin stunners.

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

His Holiness the Pope wrote: Too blonde, but whatever....I'd make it work. I've been settling for 2nd best for years, or 3rd best, or 4th best, or 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 90th.....

Have you tried the Nexus 6?

Music for the Pleasure Model

I could tell you just to look at the eyebrows, but that would spoil all the fun wouldn't it.

NObabe wrote:

The hottest girl in Serbia and IT IS NOT ME!!!

Sorry I was going to find a nicer pic of her but I'm at work now so the guys here would think I was a lesbian

ehh, she's OK, I guess....  ;)

Pah!

Ronald, Maja is my Serbian name, Maya - my English name 

1. MaJa, stop lying and decide on how to spell your name. We're all thoroughly confused. (Well, not me, but the other "all.")

2. And would you people stop talking about pubic hair? There are children listening in. I have virgin ears (never been fucked in 'em before).

3. Nexus 6 works fine for me as along as it looks like Sean Young.

4. Gwen needs a haircut.

5. Blue, Jean Harlow is nearly acceptable, but Monroe is trite Americana crap. Platinum blonde is GROSS. :barf:

6. Maya, could you send me a hot Serbian woman....just put her in a big box and air mail it to me. I'll give you my addy.

No prob, Pope! Remember, I want Mark Wahlberg in return.

Rubber penis and all?

I didn't give permission for the use of my body in that photo

Digital Mike wrote: I didn't give permission for the use of my body in that photo

I'M SERIOUS, I am PISSED about this

That remains to be seen

Digital Mike wrote: I didn't give permission for the use of my body in that photo

True, your body was used without permission, but you can be happy that they photoshopped a different head onto your body instead of your real one:

:evil2:

LOVELY!

His Holiness the Pope wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: I didn't give permission for the use of my body in that photo

True, your body was used without permission, but you can be happy that they photoshopped a different head onto your body instead of your real one: :evil2:

He could always use a more recent photo...

Although he should probably avoid the most recent photo...

Bloody hell! You guys are just being jealous that I'm gonna meet him instead I meet you.

NObabe wrote: Bloody hell! You guys are just being jealous that I'm gonna pee on him instead I pee on you.

Forget Stefani, where is a huge half-naked picture of NObabe??  :D

His Holiness the Pope wrote:

1. MaJa, stop lying and decide on how to spell your name. We're all thoroughly confused. (Well, not me, but the other "all.")

2. And would you people stop talking about pubic hair? There are children listening in. I have virgin ears (never been fucked in 'em before).

3. Nexus 6 works fine for me as along as it looks like Sean Young.

4. Gwen needs a haircut.

5. Blue, Jean Harlow is nearly acceptable, but Monroe is trite Americana crap. Platinum blonde is GROSS. :barf:

6. Maya, could you send me a hot Serbian woman....just put her in a big box and air mail it to me. I'll give you my addy.

I hope your ears are still virginal. I think you'd be deaf if they weren't.

And, thank you for agreeing that platinum blonde is gross. It does look awfully phony.

Everything about me is still virginal.

(March 24, 2005)