Game: one thing or the other

Time to start it again.

The new forum or the (not so) old one?

The not so old one

SHOUTING or whispering

whispering.

The white/orange No sleeve or the possible alternative one with the fishing boats?

the possible alternative with fishing boats

TUG  or  PULL ONE OFF

Pull one off

Baggie or bareback?

Bareback.

Robert Smith or Morrissey?

fatty bobby

whore or bitch?

Bitch.

Love or lust?

at this point, i'll be all too happy to settle for LUST.......  [:'(]

now then......coachella or oakland?

Oakland.

Blonde or black?

black all the way! (hmmm....that reminds me of a little birdie i need to call)

Red or blue hair?

Hmm...Tough call, but if I have to choose, I'll go with  red.

Kraftwerk or Krafty?

LOVE

hiking in the woods or sitting in the bar?

so i'm SLOW to reply that was for the earlier bit...

symphonie wrote:

LOVE

hiking in the woods or sitting in the bar?

Hiking in the woods... slowpoke.

Owl or rooster?

owl....though i have nothing against a little cock now and then [:#]

His Holiness the Pope wrote: owl....though i have nothing against a little cock now and then [:#]

What's your question?

Questions or answers?

ANSWERS

New or OLD

old

private messages: yes or no?

private MASSAGE more like

YES

Digital or ANALOGUE IN THE BOG

Digital

Black oe white?

Black

Lufthansa or Luftwaffe?

Lufthansa. Flew (sp?) with them to Dusseldorf 2 years ago

Cat or dog?

Dog.  The old or The new?

the old

babe or bitch [6]

bitch

RANDY or MANDY FLY ME?

Mandy Fly Me

38ee's or the Cure

38ee's

car or motor bike

CAR

dossing or tossing?

dossing

kfc or kebab

KFC

Bucket or Spade

bucket

day or night

Night

Working overtime or sciving ducking and DIVING?

Sciving ducking & diving

Club footy or international footy?

club footy

pub or nightclub

pub

movies or theater

pub.

Jukebox or live music

movies & live music

poetry or novel?

novel

high or low

low

up or down

depends what...

Up,  then

Turn around or hit the ground?

down

in the air or on the ground

turn aroun in the air

tidy or untidy threads?

Tidy

Coffee or tea?

coffee

phill or gillian

Gillian

Phil Cunnigham or a cunnilingus?

Phil (depends on my mood, though)  ;)

Vodka or beer?

Vodka

sea or lake

the restless sea

lettuce or algae?

LETTUCE

Boring or Bonking?

bonking

the cure or a pair of 38EE's?

38ee's

Gong or Hawkwind

HAWKWIND

BROS or MOSS Bros

BROS

Best or Marsh?

best....don't settle for second!

wet dream or nightmare?

WET dreams

Rocket or Rickets

Rocket

Rock or a Hard Place

ROCK

Lobster or SHRIMP

LOBSTER

Seahorse or ROCKing  Horse

seahorse

sink or SWIM

Let's rock the fucking horse!

EDIT: OK, too late, let's swim then.

Real love can't be bought

or (on the contrary)

Here comes love, it's like honey, you can buy it with money

can't be bought

procession or sunrise?

Sunrise

Stay in bed or stay up and go to fuckn work?

(easy one, that)

stay in bed working

drinking again this Friday night or recovering from Paddy's romp?

drinking again this Friday night

ABC or XTC

Drinking again.

Breakfast or another half an hour in bed posting shite on here?

drinking again on a friday night.

can cook   or  wont cook

can cook.

Big cook or little cook?

Big Cook

Tit man or Leg man

tit man all the way....never understood legs much myself in comparison

being castrated or being raped?

raped

Crystal or Regret

regret

EGG or HURT?

Hurt

Hurt or ease?

Ease.

Pepsi or coke?

Coke

Coke or XTC?

Coke

medicinal or recreational?

Recreational

Beaver or marmot?

Beaver

Pink or Brown

PINK

Pervert or BEN?

Ben any time

Planet Rocket or Planet Hollywood?

Planet HOLLYWOOD

Dead flower  or  IGNORE

ignore

  or ?

or

NObabe wrote:

Hyde Park or Glastonbury?

Glastonbury

Eastenders or Corrie

Corrie

Rich or POOR

rich

yacht or tank

poor can't buy dignity! here's for poor people like me!

hot cereal or cold cereal?

NObabe wrote:

rich

yacht or tank

Yacht

Cold cereal

Drunk or sober?

drunk

sober or elegantly wasted?

elegantly wasted?

School Bus or Cider Bus

Cider bus

Bush or Brush

insider bus (sic)

NOOL or a pair of 38EE's?

DERP

38ee's

The Cure or New Order

New Order

Erasure or Pet Shop Boys

The Cure

Eno or the Orb

ORB

Little Fluffy Clouds or Rain Cloud

Little Fluffy Clouds

Doves or Keane

Keane

Telly or Radio

Telly

Pissed or wasted?

Pissed

OFF or ON

off

depeche or depish?

OFF to bed soon

wireless or wired

wired to a car battery

robert smith's pair of 38EE's or a night in the pokey?

Night in the Pokey

Sheets or face?

4 sheets to the wind!

canada or america?

America

Stinks or SMELLS NICE

Smells nice.

Slut or celibate?

Dtinks

Front or back door?

front.

crank or chinese rock?

Up all night.... crank.

Again.. (ahem) slut or celibate?

slut please

period pains or kick in the nuts?

Period pains...

Jam or jelly?

JAM

dead can dance or dancers can die

dead can dance

4AD or factory?

Factory

Trimmed or shaved?

TRIMMED

drinking or dry again BLUE?

Dry again.

Miserable now or redundant?

morrissey is redundant

peter greenaway or michael winterbottom?

Redundant(no payout though cos i was a TEMP)!

Happy though or silently SAD

Happy though.

Ale or lager?

lager

cheese and wine or cheese and onion

cheese and wine

Low blood pressure or a sweaty arse?

sweaty arse

BOIL or OIL

Boiling oil

Headphones or speakers

public speakers

blush or cry?

Blush

Glasto or Coachella?

coachella

england or scotland?

Scotland

Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl?

cowgirl

bestiality or necrophilia?

[]

Your havin a LAFF!

A LAFF

Dido or Dildo

Dildo

Man milk or cows milk

Moo Milk please.

Death Disco or Dirty Disco?

death disco! (Unknown PLEASURES!)

the fine arts or the fine arse?

Arse ( Kylie)

Z or z

Z

USB or Bluetooth

Bluetooth

Floppy or dvd

DVD

Tape or vinyl

Vinyl

Analogue or Digital

Digital

Fish or pork

Pork

beef or lamb

Beef

Girl or bird

Bird

Totty or Slag

Digital Mike wrote:

Bird

Totty or Slag

?

Totty

WARM or SUNNY

Warm

Mosit or Dry

MOIST

cool drinks or cup of PG

PG ( got one on the go now )

Oven or Microwave

OVEN

Prawns or SHRIMPS

Prawns

Chess or Backgammon

Chess

Sunbathing or housework

me=BOTH

Sunbathing

Beach or Pool

POOL

Large measures of BEER or a tot of WHISKEY

Large measures of BEER

Camp Fire or Camp David

Digital Mike wrote:

Large measures of BEER

Camp Fire or Camp David

CAMP DAVID

Queer as Folk or Queer as JEFF

Queer as Folk

Fred Dineage or Fred Elliott

Digital Mike wrote:

Queer as Folk

Fred Dineage or Fred Elliott

Fred Dineage

HOW or MAGPIE

How

Bunty or Jack

BUNTY

Val Singleton or SHEP(get down)

SHEP(get down)

Val or the Crapping Elephant

Crapping elephant

TOO MUCH PRESSURE or TOO MUCH POSTING(MIKE 180 in 23 minutes!)

TOO MUCH POSTING(MIKE 180 in 23 minutes!)

This posting will PISS Brian off or This posting Won't PISS brian off

Digital Mike wrote:

TOO MUCH POSTING(MIKE 180 in 23 minutes!)

This posting will PISS Brian off or This posting Won't PISS brian off

It's is pissing ME off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Won't

LIVE GIGS or PIGS IN SPACE and SERBIA

LIVE GIGS

West Brom or Man Utd

Charlton 1 West brom 2 YES

Man Utd

Staying out or Out and About

Out and About

Here and Now ( great band) or Been and Gone

Been and gone

LIVERPOOL to win or EVERTON?

Liverpooooooool

Calm Down or Piss off

Calm down

Liverpool or JUVE?

Liverpool

Bolton or Norwich

Digital Mike wrote:

Liverpool

Bolton or Norwich

Bolton

Walking or JOGGING in NAFF shorts

Jogging

Icehockey or football

he he

hehe

FOOTBALL

Babysitter or  hiding in her closet?

hiding in her closet?

Knicker Draw or Score Draw

Knicker draw

Simon Gallup or Martin Gore?

Martin Gore

Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet

Fuck, what a choice

Spandau

HYDE PARK or PARK SLIDE

Hyde Park

Channel 1 or Channel 2

Channel 1

Daleks or Cybermen

Cybermen

Sex or drugs

SEX

TV or radio

Radio

TV or Internet

internet

WFTSC or a pair of 38EE's?

38ee's

38ee's or 34c's

34C's, for greater mobility....don't want to get smothered now...or worse, have to hear her BITCH about her back aching all the time!

who ROCKS harder? New order or the Cure?

New Order

Regret for trying or regret for NOT trying something

Regret for trying

Mobility or counter balance 38ee's with a car battery in a rucksack

jeff's rucksack (ASK ROCKET????)

rain or pour?

rain

Sadam or George Bush

rain

seasick or bleeding?

bleeding

Only women Bleed or Blonde on Blonde

Only Women Bleed

69 or sixty-nine times?

sixty-nine times!

doctor or dentist?

Doctor

Who or Frankenstien

Who

Work or play

PLAY for today :D

chimps or orangutans?

Chimps

Cash or card?

cash...but i hate carrying spare change in my pocket

nice or neat?

Nice

Heaven or hell?

"a heaven of hell" (thanks Milton!)

whoop! or come on!

Whoop!

Whoppers or Choppers

Whoppers

Wired or wireless?

wireless

Alice Cooper or David Bowie

Bowie

Me or you?

You

  or

he he

He

Ha or Ah

Ha

Gone or Been

Been

late or never

never

Sputnik or Eagle

Sputnik

Master and Servant or Domino Dancing?

Domino Dancing

Angel Dust or Evil Dust

Angel Dust

Grass or Concrete

Grass

Girlfriend or ex?

Grass

Concrete or abstract?

Girlfriend/Abstract

Synth or Guitar?

Guitar

Drums or Bass

Bass

Drum Machine or Drummer

Drummer

drums or dreams

dreams

daydreams or nightmares

daydreams.

esp. for you Babe: Sweet Dreams or Wet Dreams?

Sweet Dreams

Sweet or sweat?

sweet

sweater or suitor

Suitor

Sweet or sour

sweet

milk or water?

Milk

Shake or RATTLE AND ROLL

still in the mood for dancing,romancing.....

Rattle and Roll

The Man in Black or Men in Black?

well, Cash is Cash, but MIB had Elfman doing the music. It's a toss-up.

better eating? duck or pheasant?

Tofu duck

Neil Tennant or David Gahan?

[good call above ]

Neil Tennant

Ring of Fire:  Johnny Cash or Social Distortion?

Social D, please.

Hurt: Cash or NIN?

Nine Inch Nails

Drill or Saw

saw

hammer or pound?

Hammer

MC or DJ

DJ

Drummachine or drums

drums

EX or Excellent

EXCELLENT

bed or floor?

floor

bed or breakfast?

floor

MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR or SAM is MARRIED

bed

her or she

ROCKET MICK wrote: floor

MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR or SAM is MARRIED

Murder

Hurt or Murder?

Hurt

Chuffed to bits or What a letdown?

What a let down

Glasto or any other festival on the planet

Glasto

Find a job or don't find a job

Find a job

Blow job or bob a job

blow job

working or jerking?

Jerking

Magazines or dvds

DVD

film or movie

Movie

XXX or B movie

XXX

soccer or football

soccer

English Premier League or Champions League?

Champions league

Jetstream or Waiting for the siren's call?

WFTSC.

Blue Monday or Happy Mondays?

Blue Monday

White chocolate or dark chocolate?

Dark.

Photographs: colour or black & white?

black and white

HAPPY or SAD?

Happy

Birthday or anniversary?

Birthday

GOOD FRIDAY or HAPPY MONDAY'S?

HAPPY MONDAY'S

Sunday or Monday?

Sunday

Friday I'm in love... or I'm not?

tuesday i'm in love

blaxploitation movies or rape/revenge movies?

rape/revenge

STUDYING or sciving!

Sciving

Tesco or ASDA

Tesco

Aldi or NETTO (hehe)

Aldi

Co Op or Morrisons

Morrisons

Corner Shop or A BRIMFUL OF ASHA?

Corner Shop

Chippie or Chinky Takeaway

Chinky takeaway

Salt and Vinegar or SORE FINGER?

Salt and Vinegar

Curry Sauce or Gravy

Curry

Town or countryside

Countryside

Zoo or Wild

Wild

Red or white (wine)

Red

Thomas the Tank Engine or Pingu?

Thomas

Tweenies or Bob the Builder

bob the Builder

BOB DYLAN or BOB MONKHOUSE

That's tough

Erm Bob Bylan

Holby City or ER

Holby City

Man City or  Man in a suitcase?

City

Kippax End or Stretford End ( with Prawn sarnies )

Stretford End

Our kid or Are kid

Are kid

96 Tears or 99 Luftballoons?

96 tears

Stretford end or bell end?

Bell End

Shaven or Hairy

bell end

ding dong or ding dang doo

Hairy

and

ding dong or ding dang doo

Ding Dang Do

Denis Leary or Bill Hicks

Denis LEARY

Dennis or MAGGIE(THATCHER)

Dennis (liked a gin)

Denis or the tide is high?

the tide IS high where i'm at (in front of my parents' house)

crabs or clams?

clams

shit or bust?

big bust :D

wank: left hand or right?

right

up or down?

up and down, surely

Side to side or move it in circles?

BIGINOIL wrote:

up and down, surely

Side to side or move it in circles?

The dick?

Confused

Rian wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

up and down, surely

Side to side or move it in circles?

The dick?

Confused

Don't think, just answer the question.

Side to side OR around in circles?

Cirles

Morrissey or Martin Gore?