How Many Five Your Olds?

This is a ridiculous scenario taken from another forum.

Summary

\* How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

Rules

\* You are given nothing, no weapons, etc. Just clothes and a cup (sports cup, used for nothing but protecting)
\* You can bring nothing.
\* You are cavity searched and x-rayed for foreign objects.
\* You are tested for checmicals/illness's/diseases.
\* The kids are unable to be scared of you.
\* They recieve one day of combat training.
\* The event takes place in a gymnasium.
\* You lose if you fall down, or touch the walls.
\* The kids can do anything they want.
\* You can also do whatever you want.

The little shits will bite.

BTW who is the gay cowboy??

Is it a battle to the death? I mean, what consititutes "how many"? Do you have to kill them, incapacitate them, or just hold off a certain number for a certain amount of time? Does a new five-year-old drop into the pit every other minute to join the fray?

I'd remove my cup and bludgeon them with it.