Pete Townshend celebrates 60 years of life...

by downloading kiddie porn off the internet

Only fooling, I hope....anyway, today is Peter Dennis Blandford Townshend's 60th birthday, which is something of a milestone considering his up-and-down battle with drugs and drink (and Roger Daltrey)

Happy b-day, Pete, and quit visiting the same websites that I do...

Hey, the kidddy wanker is old!!

So, here's a new version of "Pictures of Lily" to celebrate the man's b-day:

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I used to wank up in the morning I used to feel so bad I got so sick of having sleepless nights I went and told my friend

He said, 'Pete now here's some little something' And stuck them on my wall And now my nights ain't quite so lonely In fact I, I don't feel bad at all

Pictures of Kiddy made my life so wonderful Pictures of Kiddy helped me sleep at night Pictures of Kiddy solved my childhood hornies Pictures of Kiddy helped me feel alright

Pictures of Kiddy Kiddy, oh Kiddy Kiddy, oh Kiddy Pictures of Kiddy

And then one day things weren't quite so fine I fell in love with Kiddy I asked my friend Michael where kiddy I could find He said, 'Pete, today this is so easy'

'All you have to do is search the Internet' Oh, how I wanked that night If only I'd been born in a Nabokov story It would have been alright

Pictures of Kiddy made my life so wonderful Pictures of Kiddy helped me sleep at night

For me and Kiddy are together virtually And I ask you, 'Hey mister, have you ever seen' 'Pictures of Kiddy?'