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Click me!!!!

:nuts: :( :eek3:

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Needless to say, I'm moving to a small, untraceable island in the South Atlantic. You can't get there except by ferry from Brazil, and the locals distrust foreigners so much they ate the last bunch of tourists for lunch. Go ahead, I dares ya to find me now! :evil4:

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crazy americans. One day im gonna shoot any motherfucker who looks at me the wrong way on my block.

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I'm just surprised it didn't happen on a Star Wars board...Imagine the total "deaths by Jedi Grip" at local hospitals, or "blunt force trauma by plastic light saber" :nonono:

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jonathan szwajkos wrote: crazy americans. One day im gonna shoot any motherfucker who looks at me the wrong way on my block.

maybe i shouldnt say this, the cops might think they have another columbine on their hands.

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Nice that they put the link to that board in...

So watch your words pals... I'm an Ego-Shooter-playing bitch (which in germany is enough to be branded as would-be mass murderer anyway)... :chainsaw:

But seriously:

Oh boy... They don't even got him yet...

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Holy fuck! I still can't believe it's really happening. :eek: Is he gonna kill them all? :confused: I think I'd better restrain from making any comments, he's maybe watching me too. :eek3: Anyone has guts to register there??? Let's kick his mf ass! :uhoh:

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Please don't check the "Mr. New Order Poll" or the "Better than Barney-Thread"! I don't wanna be your first victim :eek: .

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Bere, are you reffering to me or Bruce? :laugh:

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NObabe wrote: Bere, are you reffering to me or Bruce? :laugh:

You know each other? :uhoh:

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At last, I can get revenge on Blue Order for insinuating that I like David Hasselhoff! :violent:

:headoff: :evil4:

Ah, well, all we are saying is give peace a chance...:nervous:

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Anyone read that thread in the "killing-board"? It was obvious that this guy is :nuts: .

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I'm the Bruce of this forum. :laugh:

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Btw, Rian, thanks for the link, can't remember when I last had such a great laugh. And it's not even funny .... :skeptic:

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I guess it was just one derp too many for him.

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@Rian:

You seem to be a Kent-Fan (OK you're from Sweden :evil4: ) I love them, too... I don't say that only because I don't want to get killed :laugh: .

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Beware of me, noolers. Pretty soon this site will be called "therestofneworderonline" :laugh:

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Uuuurghs... You are not that far from me...

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Somebody should send this link to Sebastien :evil4:

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I wonder if murder violates that forum's "Community Standards"?

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Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

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NObabe wrote: Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

where are you?

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JESUS FOOKING CHRIST...

can't you kids tell that is FAKE?!?!?!

first off...why would the BBC website be at RADPIN.COM???

secondly...look at the last date that page was edited...May 2...yet these "MURDERS" didn't occur until May 25th???

JESUS, SPIKE'S BEEN AT IT AGAIN!!!

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NObabe wrote: Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

You are next door, aren't you? :nervous:

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yeah they are Using the BBC News to post fake news stories all the time, like the one about the midgets against the Lion a few weeks ago in cambodia

funny story though

May 25, 2005 Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight Posted by waterwolf

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

See it on the *BBC* website.

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jonathan szwajkos wrote:

NObabe wrote: Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

where are you?

right behind you :nod:

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Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Frank, who is the girl in you're avatar?

Careful Mike!

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NObabe wrote:

jonathan szwajkos wrote:

NObabe wrote: Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

where are you?

right behind you :nod:

BEWARE MAYA'S STRAP-ON!!!

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FAC103 wrote:

NObabe wrote:

jonathan szwajkos wrote:

NObabe wrote: Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

where are you?

right behind you :nod:

BEWARE MAYA'S STRAP-ON!!!

im very lucky

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jonathan szwajkos wrote:

FAC103 wrote:

NObabe wrote:

jonathan szwajkos wrote:

NObabe wrote: Well, Bere dear, my location is a fake :laugh:

where are you?

right behind you :nod:

BEWARE MAYA'S STRAP-ON!!!

im very lucky

well, if Maya putting her strap-on dildo up your arse is your definition of LUCKY, more frigging power to you bro!!!

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the texan in you is starting to come out, bro.

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FAC103 wrote: JESUS FOOKING CHRIST...

can't you kids tell that is FAKE?!?!?!

first off...why would the BBC website be at RADPIN.COM???

secondly...look at the last date that page was edited...May 2...yet these "MURDERS" didn't occur until May 25th???

JESUS, SPIKE'S BEEN AT IT AGAIN!!!

Yeah, just wanted to see how long it last ....

:evil4:

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NObabe wrote: Btw, Rian, thanks for the link, can't remember when I last had such a great laugh. And it's not even funny .... :skeptic:

He he ¨¨

:love2:

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Bere wrote: @Rian:

You seem to be a Kent-Fan (OK you're from Sweden :evil4: ) I love them, too... I don't say that only because I don't want to get killed :laugh: .

You are safe. Don't worry :thumb:

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I think I'm gonna be nice to Brian from now on :evil4:

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tut tut tut...that's UNCALLED for Maya!!!

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You're having a pick on me again, darling? :skeptic:

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NObabe wrote: You're having a prick in me again, darling? :skeptic:

WHY I NEVER!!!

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"You may be older, but you spent your whole life inside instead of getting that good good Vitamin D. I bet you are a pale green color. Time for some fucking street justice." - Bruce the fooking genius :bow2:

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:sleep:

More stupid than this only falling in that fake bank e-mails. Doooohhhh...

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the greatest part is, i know those people. bruce is a fucking twat, though. of course, i can say the same thing about that radpin dude.

the radio station is fun though... i think they broadcast outta a house just down the street from me.

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Police say a man with a hook-hand is hunting down denizens of the popular "Digital Republic" message board. So far he has claimed three lives (Tristan Jayol, Blue Order, and Spotnick) and is posting as them to continue the illusion that they are still alive....

Wait a second, I just heard something scratching my window...what's that officer? The call is coming...from inside my house?! :nervous:

:evil4:

Victim number four....me :headoff:

:p

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Pay no attention to the ravings of this lunatic. Now, I must get back to reading the wisdom of Ann Coulter, American genius! :bow2:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: Pay no attention to the ravings of this lunatic. Now, I must get back to reading the wisdom of Ann Coulter, American genius! :bow2:

Rimshot :drummer:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: Pay no attention to the ravings of this lunatic. Now, I must get back to reading the wisdom of Ann Coulter, American genius! :bow2:

Add Ayn Rand to the mix, British genius!

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i've heard of road rage, but internet rage???

I think Bruce has my address. Don't do it M.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: i've heard of road rage, but internet rage???

I think Bruce has my address. Don't do it M.

On the way!

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: i've heard of road rage, but internet rage???

I think Bruce has my address. Don't do it M.

On the way!

Ah, George and Laura circa 1980 (the "rough" period) :evil4:

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That's I'm outta here. Time to move to somewhere without internet access. Swaziland souds good.

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No BJ's for me, thanks! They're the worst thing that ever happened to this great nation of ours! I'm content with watching Fox News; then it's off to bed early for me-- got to get up early to go to my job. :thumb:

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Taboo # 7 wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: i've heard of road rage, but internet rage???

I think Bruce has my address. Don't do it M.

On the way!

Ah, George and Laura circa 1980 (the "rough" period) :evil4:

Isn't that Cheney and a veyr young Jeff Gannon? :D

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Donald Rumsfeld: The Female Years

:faint: :eek: :spit: :barf: :nonono: :evil4:

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Taboo # 7 wrote:

Donald Rumsfeld: The Female Years

:faint: :eek: :spit: :barf: :nonono: :evil4:

I like where this thread is going.

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Albert Gonzalez: One Spicy Attorney General! :faint:

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Well, aslong as it's Rumsfeld and Gonzalez, maybe a BJ now and then would be OK...

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edit....

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:confused:

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had the BBC link not included the 'more links to Asia-Pacific stories' bit at the bottom, it might have worked a lot better!:nonono:

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