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  • 1 7 (15%)
  • 2 8 (17%)
  • 3 7 (15%)
  • More than 3 4 (9%)
  • None 20 (43%)

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Just out of curiousity.

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No kids just cats.

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1 , his name is Alix, and i just went to his first Sports day, he is 4 on August 1st. I love hime he's my best mate :thumb:

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1 , his name is Alix, and i just went to his first Sports day, he is 4 on August 1st. I love him he's my best mate :thumb:

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3 babies:love2: Hayley 10,Sophie 4,Matthew 2...Unfashionably,they all have the same Mam..I'm not planning on any more,tho we were not planning on 2 of the above..Would'nt change it now tho:D but ar'nt 0-3 year olds the hardest thing in the world for a man to get through(maybe women are more maternal).Babies are so unreasonable in my expierience..but once they hit the magic 3,they are a total joy and great to tease:thumb: love em me like:love2:

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18 children, spread out over the tri-state area...

Ladonna, 5 Shinqua, 5 Donnie Ray Bo, 4 1/2 Teddy Wayne Dautrive, 4 Stanley and Kubrick (twins), 4 Number Seven, 3 years and eleven months Number Eight, 3 years and ten months Ernest, 3 Vern, 3 and the rest, we haven't named yet, but they're inbetween 2 years old and a month (my newest is tentativly named "ward of the state" until me and Jolene can get get 'em back)

:toothless:

:p

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2 kids here...

Sarah, 3½ years old, has eyes that have to be seen to be believed.

Simon, 15 months old.

Mart

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I got 3 myself.

Amanda, 15. Mother is Sofia

Adrian, 10. Mother is Sara

Samuel, 6. Mother is Sara.

No plans for more kids. For me, 2 had been enough, but Sara wanted 2 of her own, so I got 3 in the end.

More of them to take care of me when I'm old. :evil4:

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just the 1,a daughter aged 2 1/2 ...

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None that I know of.

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More of them to take care of me when I'm old. :evil4:

:laugh: Payback time...I day dream of large family Barbicues and suchlike,30 years down the line,and the family has grown like a disease..of which I am the Happily retired Patriach of...Talk about wishing my life away..its actually great watching,playing with them and helping them grow,without getting too sentimental, my kids are EVERYTHING.But I'm determined to retire my ass at no later than 50 yrs old, and travel,fuck when the government want me to work to(I think 70 was mentioned for my generation)Thanks for the warning now Fuck off Bastards!!...I will get out of the rat race earlier if I have a brain wave,only 19 years to freedom if I don't:spit:....I am a little pished tonight .sorry folks..great forum on NOOL,I think I'm becoming addicted..Any one else have this happen to them:confused2:....All the odds say we should not be here, on this blue spinning planet Earth...yooze knows that....so feel free to breed ..Its what we are here for :nod:

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None for me. I heard it takes two, and there's only me, so :shrug:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: None for me. I heard it takes two, and there's only me, so :shrug:

I'm not trying dole out advice mate,but you need to change your routine if you want to meet someone,thats all..maybe you don't wanna meet a woman just now,what the fuck do I know anyway?:\ohwell:There is a truckload to be said FOR total personal freedom aswell...People always think the grass is greener..A reason for everything,and for everthing a reason...I'm pissed and stoned now and talking bollox,my lady has fell asleep on the settee,after a cuddle,and lovings..I'm off work tommorrow,yippidie-skip-dang-dog :thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: None for me. I heard it takes two, and there's only me, so :shrug:

I'm not trying dole out advice mate,but you need to change your routine if you want to meet someone,thats all..maybe you don't wanna meet a woman just now,what the fuck do I know anyway?:\ohwell:There is a truckload to be said FOR total personal freedom aswell...People always think the grass is greener..A reason for everything,and for everthing a reason...I'm pissed and stoned now and talking bollox,my lady has fell asleep on the settee,after a cuddle,and lovings..I'm off work tommorrow,yippidie-skip-dang-dog :thumb:

:laugh: Good advice! Yippidie-skip-dang-dog!

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I got you all beat, so far. Oldest is 14, just earned a full ride scholarship to ISU if she persues a degree involving math or science. Youngest just turned 4 and we hope to have her out of training pants soon. 3 boys in between. Untraditional family--same mother and father none were born bastards. I am thinking about letting them fend for food themselves so I can keep the thermostat at 60 F until summer is over.

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twist wrote: Oldest is 14, just earned a full ride scholarship to ISU if she persues a degree involving math or science.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumb:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

twist wrote: Oldest is 14, just earned a full ride scholarship to ISU if she persues a degree involving math or science.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumb:

:clap: I second that,I'm sure she is a credit to you twist:thumb:

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None until the paternity test comes out positive! :D

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usually around 120-130.

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None yet, and I'll say like some, that I know of... :(

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Three at the moment (7-6-2) with another hopefully due around new year - so thats 'more than 3' isn't it?:thumb:

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One child: a boy called Amaury. He's 1 1/2. He's wonderful. :thumb:

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They're dead to me now. :D

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I'm a bit young at this point (20), but someday I'd like to have two kids, I think!

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2 in total:

Sean, a Scotsman like his dad Olwyn, a Dutch girl like her mum

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There is a school of thought that I am in fact a grandfather. :jawdrop:

May have a 50% share in a girl born in 1985, I wasn't named on the birth certificate but did the maths and all that...... that girl (Jemma) now has a son of her own, which makes me grandfather candidate! Never had any interest in finding out one way or the other though, her mother didn't want to know me (or my wallet, thankfully). When I win the lottery they will come knocking!

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I've got two; an eight year daughter that I hardly ever see because her mum (my ex-wife) is a complete bitch (although it's funny how she's slightly more welcoming of the maintenance dosh)...

...and a son who is 6 this Friday (from my 2nd ((and last) and rather more pleasant) wife)...

One more planned towards the end of next year (God willing) and that's me lot!

:thumb:

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I have 3 children. Danielle 11 Shannon 7 John 3

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John Sludden wrote: I have 3 children. Danielle 11 Shannon 7 John 3

Your son has a great shirt!

:thumb:

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1, Sven is the name and he's 1 1/2 now and he's such a funny boy and number 2 is on it's way..he/she is expecting to be shouting hello to the world in January 2006!

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THREE KIDS AT MI CASA COLBY 4 MATHIS & RORY 4 MONTHS OLD WE ARE GETTING MORE SLEEP,USUALLY BATH,BOTTLE,BED AROUND 9:30P.M. AND ONE WILL WAKE UP AROUND 6:00 TO 6:30 A.M. NOT BAD SINCE MAY 5 NEW YORK THE WHERE WAKING UP AT 2:30 TO 3:00 A.M. FOR A BOTTLE. I DID THINK OF MY WIFE AND BABIES AT CLUB HIRO AT AROUND 2 IN THE MRONING FOR A BRIEF MOMENT....

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just the one boy...

well...I'm not sure boy is the right word...he's taller than Shuglet...

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None, and I don't ever want to have any either.

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oldmonkey wrote: There is a school of thought that I am in fact a grandfather. :jawdrop:

May have a 50% share in a girl born in 1985, I wasn't named on the birth certificate but did the maths and all that...... that girl (Jemma) now has a son of her own, which makes me grandfather candidate! Never had any interest in finding out one way or the other though, her mother didn't want to know me (or my wallet, thankfully). When I win the lottery they will come knocking!

Bloody teenage mums eh! :laugh:

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Two girls, Renee (6) and Nicole (12).

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Kids cost to much.

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Found one?

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Allison - 19y.o. Marcus - 7y.o. and Trey - 5y.o.

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Uncle Liam wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: There is a school of thought that I am in fact a grandfather. :jawdrop:

May have a 50% share in a girl born in 1985, I wasn't named on the birth certificate but did the maths and all that...... that girl (Jemma) now has a son of her own, which makes me grandfather candidate! Never had any interest in finding out one way or the other though, her mother didn't want to know me (or my wallet, thankfully). When I win the lottery they will come knocking!

Bloody teenage mums eh! :laugh:

HEY! I was one of those bloody teenage mums and a good one at that

;) ;)

Just keeping my fingers crossed that Allison won't come home with what she thinks is good news:banghead: :laugh: I'm too young to be a granny:cry:

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I have three little treasures. Max, nearly 3,loves Run Wild. Sofia, 4 1/2, loves Love Vigilantes and Angus, just turned 1, dances round and round in circles whenever he hears anything off Technique.

I love them! t

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None for me & not even sure if I ever want any.

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2 b&g

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: Found one?

:laugh: :blush:

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just the one,"stephanie" 14 going on 34,the usuall for that age i suppose. of late she has gone form wanting to be a WWE female wrestler to being a dentist. so thats going from knocking teeth out to knocking them back in?. typical.:rolleyes:

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Twin boys, Angus & Jeremy, turning 5 in October.

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so anyone got a girl around 15 to 17? :evil4:

gotta admit, you would love to see this, Spike and your daughter, and you and me pressureing New Order onto her, and always saying how great they are :evil4:

and plus this would be a big thing for nool lol how about a nool marriage?

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Ahh, and after he's gone and learned to spell and all. :(

:evil4: ;)

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Digital Spike wrote: so anyone got a girl around 15 to 17? :evil4:

gotta admit, you would love to see this, Spike and your daughter, and you and me pressureing New Order onto her, and always saying how great they are :evil4:

and plus this would be a big thing for nool lol how about a nool marriage?

If I had a daughter, and she brought you home, I WOULD KILL HER!!!

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None. I like my disposable income.

(But I have a 12 y/o nephew I enjoying spoiling.)

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