In response to a tread asking new order gays to go drinking down canal st,i posted a rival thread asking for heterosexuals to 'come out' for a few beers down manchester. It seems a comment i made may have caused great offence to a certain social group. The comment in question was-"lets go to the fab cafe cult t.v.themed bar to give the darlek in there a good fisting". I have since had a very disturbing phone call from--- THE DR WHO FAN CLUB. In order to avoid them parking a tardis where they intend to,i would like to quickly retract my remarks A large amount of vodka in my system may of course have contributed to these regretable words but i will not use that as an excuse. I will personally visit the fab cafe club on saturday week and buy the said darlek a drink. maybe even a large stiff one ;) thank you
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Just in case anyone has the wrong end of the stick 'coz i've got a dalek avatar - this has nothing to do with me!
...(although i did defend the pink pounders in near Isolation)...
I'd have thought they'd be mor pissed about Victor lewis smith.
The Gay Daleks, who trvel space and time in their ship the Turdis (a pay-per-pee bog).....who have conversations like....
"where have you been you bitch?" "I've ben cottaging on the common, and I met the extremely heterosexual mr Michael Portillo" "Michael portillo....oooh ooooh Whit wee wee White wee wee"
And emit jets of white foam (much as they did in an earlyish TV episode when a virus attacked them).
The beauty of it is, He has two real BBC daleks ( Tom Baker greys) And a really good ring modulator ( oooooooer) that got the voice perfect.
Oddly, a girl I know used to live next door to this gay couple who kept one as a pet. I could always see it standing in their living room, my mate said she'd called round in a a neighbourly fashion one evening, to see that Dalek's head removed to reveal a bar. I tried so hard to pluck up the courage to call at a complete stranger's door and ask if I could shake the Dalek's plunger, but never managed it.
Oddly enough, those boys were involved with the fan club. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
