The hottest male nooler

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.

I'll nominate Pats.

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Your support is very much appreciated, DC. Still, I am not a candidate. If elected, I will not serve.

I appreciate your charming humility here Pats but frankly, if the fans want it, they're gonna get it. I didn't see anything above regarding having to provide consent to be nominated.

Now we can do this the easy way or I'll be forced to release the photos and you'll have to weather the stampede.

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depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.

I'll nominate Pats.

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Your support is very much appreciated, DC. Still, I am not a candidate. If elected, I will not serve.

I appreciate your charming humility here Pats but frankly, if the fans want it, they're gonna get it. I didn't see anything above regarding having to provide consent to be nominated.

Now we can do this the easy way or I'll be forced to release the photos and you'll have to weather the stampede.

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Oh, not the photos, DC! The horror, the horror!

I'm sure I cannot even begin to imagine what photos you might be prepared to bring forth, DC, can I?

Imagine away Pats, by all means.

Frankly I'm just a little stunned to get you so animated, especially this early in the morning, your time.

Quoting Brando, using exclamation points, encouraging ribald imagery into the readers' heads, whatever next I wonder?

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Gee, DC, I thought I was quoting Conrad.

... And that's precisely the reason that myself and the Oil Magnate have dropped your name into the mix.

It's that hot male intellect that will see you in the NOOL Hottest Male winner's golden falling leaf g-string by the week's end.

Well, that and the photos.

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Apparently AgentWood has had one especially tailored, navy blue in colour with a golden leaf on the front to conceal the essentials. It's very True Faith and quite a prize I might add.

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Is there not some inconsistency, DC, between the proposition that "hot male intellect" might be a basis for success in this competition and the concept of a g-string as the winner's garb?

Patrick wrote: Is there not some inconsistency, DC, between the proposition that "hot male intellect" might be a basis for success in this competition and the concept of a g-string as the winner's garb?

Hmmm.. That contradiction was the basis of the evidently small amount of wit in that post.

Jeez Pats, I'll hire some neon signage to highlight the humour next time. <<< JOKE HERE!

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Well, DC, what about you? Are you a contestant in this competition?

No, sorry Pats. I find it demeaning to men.

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depthcharge wrote: No, sorry Pats. I find it demeaning to men.

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As H might say, hmmm....

Hmmmm.. indeed.

Nevertheless, you're on your way, P. A vote from myself and a vote from Oiler gives you two, by my calculations. I do believe that puts you well in the running.

I'll see if I can muster up some more support.

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depthcharge wrote: Hmmmm.. indeed.

Nevertheless, you're on your way, P. A vote from myself and a vote from Oiler gives you two, by my calculations. I do believe that puts you well in the running.

I'll see if I can muster up some more support.

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There are so many possible things to say that I find I can't choose among them.

Overwhelmed, P?

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depthcharge wrote: Overwhelmed, P?

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You could tell, DC?

I was thinking that perhaps you should dig up that old college photo, the one with the beard and.. was it a jogger's headband?

We could position you as "the thinking woman's crumpet" in this contest. May help swing the tide your way.

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depthcharge wrote: I was thinking that perhaps you should dig up that old college photo, the one with the beard and.. was it a jogger's headband?

We could position you as "the thinking woman's crumpet" in this contest. May help swing the tide your way.

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Beard and long hair; no headband. Remember, DC, I'm not a candidate.

Think we've scared everyone off this thread with our dry banter, P. Perhaps the whole talent show is now doomed.

Kirschy will be gutted, he was really workin' that attention back there.

Anyhow, it's late here - I'll leave you to it.

Don't forget, I'll trade you a photo for that college pic where it sounds like you were into Uriah Heep.

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The room has gotten rather empty indeed, DC.

Uriah Heep? Sounds very vaguely familiar. Might have been my roommate freshman year.

Has anyone nominated me yet?

I plan to mount a vigourous campaign, should the need arise.

Patrick wrote: Gee, DC, I thought I was quoting Conrad.

Why, what did I say???

BIGINOIL wrote: Has anyone nominated me yet?

I plan to mount a vigourous campaign, should the need arise.

Speaking of vigorous camapaigns, someone here did major promotion in Belgrade on Sunday, but to no avail

The updated updated updated list again

1. Ronald Kirsch
2. leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963
3. "mystery bonnie lad yet to be uncovered"
4. Barney Army
5. Rian
6. boatraceface
7. Jeff AKA I love 1987
8. Grahame Ferguson AKA Glas Vegas
9. Digital Mike
10. Sir Chunks
11. Shug
12. Johnny
13. WenOrder
14. Biginoil AKA Biggy - the name says it all
15. King of nothing - the very first nooler who dared to visit me here

I'm delighted to see that in spite of DC's worst efforts, I'm not on the list.

Patrick wrote: I'm delighted to see that in spite of DC's worst efforts, I'm not on the list.

Your wish is my command, P!

NObabe wrote: The updated updated updated list again

1. Ronald Kirsch
2. leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963
3. "mystery bonnie lad yet to be uncovered"
4. Barney Army
5. Rian
6. boatraceface
7. Jeff AKA I love 1987
8. Grahame Ferguson AKA Glas Vegas
9. Digital Mike
10. Sir Chunks
11. Shug
12. Johnny
13. WenOrder
14. Biginoil AKA Biggy - the name says it all
15. King of nothing - the very first nooler who dared to visit me here

Great! The money spent on the campaign wasn't wasted after all

Seriously though, you should take my name off the list, I'm not worthy a nomination. Especially after spending two consequetive nights trains, from Transylvania (I was there on vacation) to Budapest and Budapest to Belgrade made me look like a zombie.

Besides I'm way too modest...

King of Nothing wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Has anyone nominated me yet?

I plan to mount a vigourous campaign, should the need arise.

Speaking of vigorous camapaigns, someone here did major promotion in Belgrade on Sunday, but to no avail

I heard all about that.

Patrick wrote: I'm delighted to see that in spite of DC's worst efforts, I'm not on the list.

The list is far from difinative.

You're not on it, and I am far too low on the list