The hottest male nooler

Time to go to bed then. I'd join you in that, but for some reason they insist that I make an appearance here every now and again.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.

well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)

men always complain that they can't understand what women are saying anyway, so we'll continue to confound you by speaking in our own tongue.

so who is it then? I better see a short list of names soon.

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.

well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)

men always complain that they can't understand what women are saying anyway, so we'll continue to confound you by speaking in our own tongue.

Fair enough. Keep confouding us. Life wouldn't be the same if you (female plural) didn't.

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.

well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)

Don't know what you're on about.

I love 1987 wrote: I've got a bit of the flu right now, so with my fever, I just might be the hottest male NOOLer...at the moment!!!

Now, now... where my jaw has gone after that one?...

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.

well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)

Don't know what you're on about.

dirty old man! i'm one to talk. i think malcolm in the middle is hot....

and i've given hints!

you 'bonnie' lads just aren't ACTively looking for them through those 'tall weeds.'

You're nae too hard to figure out, AgentWood.

AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.

well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)

Don't know what you're on about.

dirty old man! i'm one to talk. i think malcolm in the middle is hot....

and i've given hints!

you 'bonnie' lads just aren't ACTively looking for them through those 'tall weeds.'

Ok that could be a hint. Anyway its a nice sunny day here in Canberra.

AgentWood wrote:

it's a dark evening here in FLA.

THAT was not a hint, by the way. in case you're thinking what i think some of you might be thinking.

That's THREE clues to Maya's zero. Maya?

It's obvious who she's talking about, blue.......and I humbly accept the honor of being the hottest male nooler.

Wait, you mean....I didn't even make the cut!

This contest is rigged :(

Taboo # 7 wrote: It's obvious who she's talking about, blue....

really? there are several clues, hence several gentlemen.

colonel mustard is NOT one of them.

and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.

Taboo # 7 wrote: It's obvious who she's talking about, blue.......and I humbly accept the honor of being the hottest male nooler.

Wait, you mean....I didn't even make the cut!

This contest is rigged :(

We was ROBBED!

Anyway, I count clues for three gents from AgentWood.

any other ladies (where are you?) please feel free to post!

you are correct about the number, mr. blue.

AgentWood wrote: and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.

Surely one has already guessed, and is poppin' a [censored brand of beer synonomous with his nationality] as we speak? Or does he prefer Stella?

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

AgentWood wrote: and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.

Surely one has already guessed, and is poppin' a [censored brand of beer synonomous with his nationality] as we speak? Or does he prefer Stella?

stella's better than blanche.

Okay, I've deduced the case based on the following clues:

Agentwood said something about it being "male", so that cuts out half of the folks here by virtue of gender

No Colonel Mustard? Obviously anyone with "mustard" in their profile name is ruled out.

And finally, we all know how Spotty "accidentially" deletes my posts questioning whether he really is the "Brad Pitt lookalike" that he claims to be. Thus, it can't be anyone who has been banned in the past few months.

So my suspects are the following:

1. Me
2. Not Me
3. Possibly Me, But Also Someone Else

:p

(hope I didn't give it away, Christy)

bLuE oRdEr wrote: You're nae too hard to figure out, AgentWood.

your use of scots vernacular leads you in the wrong direction, dear.

So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.

By the way, I left clues about two young ladies hidden in one of my posts.

bLuE oRdEr wrote: By the way, I left clues about two young ladies hidden in one of my posts.

do they enjoy milk?

That was milk?

bLuE oRdEr wrote: So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.

but you think you have the third?

why are you fostering that idea?

and yes, it is milk. i hope to god. i wonder if [insert name here] olsen on the right knows who andy warhol is.

AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.

but you think you have the third?

why are you fostering that idea?

Interesting phraseology, that...

and yes, it is milk. i hope to god. i wonder if [insert name here] olsen on the right knows who andy warhol is.

Maybe she just likes bananas.

Is this a hottest male nooler that both Agentwood and Maya agree on? I know a few that Maya likes, so that could narrow it down....

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Is this a hottest male nooler that both Agentwood and Maya agree on? I know a few that Maya likes, so that could narrow it down....

no, we don't agree on them. well, some we do but we each have different tastes and for the purpose of this thread our answers are different.

any other NOOLer can contribute to our little discussion, as well. but, as jonathan said, no homophobia please! (not necessarily directed at you, churchy)

us folks who prefer men are just getting you back for all those asia argiento (spelling?) pictures.

i must say, there are quite a few good-looking and very interesting (that comes into play, as well) lads to choose from....

***let me amend this: i now understand what you were talking about regarding homophobes, jonathan. we were confused about your posts, which is why i added that section above.

I nominate myself as the hottest male NOOLer because I know no one else - except for maybe Tristan - wil nominate me.

Err... Am i even eligible ???