The official hottest FEMALE nooler poll

baldrick wrote: so when will the Female poll get started up??

Errr Jeff, I need your assistance again ...

We still need some more pics. I've tryed to look on the profiles, but that is a hell of a job.

I would like you to add woman of substance, after reading her post on the drunk thread.

Thank you.

Rian wrote: We still need some more pics. I've tryed to look on the profiles, but that is a hell of a job.

as for me: page 5 of 'let's post our personal pics.'

I love 1987 wrote: once again M....it is done!

Luv ya, Mr. Mod! :)

I love 1987 wrote: are you trying to get me to vote for you???

:D

Nah, I know who you voted for!

AgentWood wrote:

Rian wrote: We still need some more pics. I've tryed to look on the profiles, but that is a hell of a job.

as for me: page 5 of 'let's post our personal pics.'

I know that

Guess who I voted for?

clue

Well ive voted for someone although i dont know what half of the candidates look like.Had a go at browsing the member profiles but realised i dont know what area of the world to click on as i dont know where half of them are from.

I voted vote for a hot thing i have actually seen in the flesh.Well, she was clothed but you know what i mean.She HASN`T posted in the personal pics thread.As yet.

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Actually its probably dead easy to work out who im talking about!.I`m not too clever at being ambiguous

King of Nothing wrote: Guess who I voted for?

clue

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9681/maya7li.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" />

So she actually is from Belgrade!.The background in the photo does look like it could be.Sorry, id had a suspicion that it was some kind of in joke and that she was actually British.Sorry NoBabe i didnt mean to talk about you instead of to you.

Johnny wrote: So she actually is from Belgrade!.The background in the photo does look like it could be.Sorry, id had a suspicion that it was some kind of in joke and that she was actually British.Sorry NoBabe i didnt mean to talk about you instead of to you.

No prob, I'll take it as a compliment!

OK Ive found out what Scattermcbrain looks like.Lovely!.I do love a woman in glasses.But ive already voted for someone else

Johnny wrote: OK Ive found out what Scattermcbrain looks like.Lovely!.I do love a woman in glasses.But ive already voted for NESS

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: OK Ive found out what Scattermcbrain looks like.Lovely!.I do love a woman in glasses.But ive already voted for NESS

NOOOOOOOO!!!!.You cant do that!!:nonono: .You cannot change and alter my quote!.Thats illegal surely?

Johnny wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: OK Ive found out what Scattermcbrain looks like.Lovely!.I do love a woman in glasses.But ive already voted for NESS

NOOOOOOOO!!!!.You cant do that!!:nonono: .You cannot change and alter my quote!.Thats illegal surely?

Not in the least.

As who i voted for is now public knowledge i may as well add here and now that Ness is really really HOT!.Although closely followed by NObabe.

where can i find a pic of Ness? I voted already and i'm gonna be tight lipped about it.

can't remember if i posted this one of me as a blondie:

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: where can i find a pic of Ness? I voted already and i'm gonna be tight lipped about it.

There were some great pics in one of the Hyde Park threads over on the Ceremony forum.But now i can`t find them.

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: where can i find a pic of Ness? I voted already and i'm gonna be tight lipped about it.

There were some great pics in one of the Hyde Park threads over on the Ceremony forum.But now i can`t find them.

also if you go to shuglet's blog he has some pics of ness from the barcelona show.

No photos of Flo anywhere.

I did vote for someone, but its a secret. :D

I've placed my vote!

I can't decide tonight; too many NOOL hotties to choose from. Keep the polls open...

Errrm, I need TWO votes. :D

Spotnick wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: I did vote for someone, but its a secret. :D

So it's between you and I? :D

You're lucky I'm lazy

It should obvious to anyone who's been following this.

ok, there were so many hot ass fucking girls at the new order night who sang and danced along to every song played even the obsure tracks. and this applies to the male hottest member thread as well cause they were some good looking guys out there. but god damn were the girls at new order/joy division night hot hot hot. the females who do post here are mighty fine but whats with a lot of female fans not posting on this site?

kamar wrote: whats with a lot of female fans not posting on this site?

Too lazy to type or perhaps have better things to do with their fingers

al, her name is lisa. her website is www.qbot.net

she's my co-dj @ holiday club now :)

she wasn't there tonight nor was me fiance nor any other female friends which was fine by us cause that allowed us guys to gawk at the hotties that we don't know. :)

and nobabe, what can they possibly being doing better with their fingers than posting on a new order message board?

Oops! Who voted for me? I didn't do it ...

kamar wrote: what can they possibly being doing better with their fingers than posting on a new order message board?

No offence but the feeling is better!

i'll be putting my vote in tonight..i cant say who though..

well nobabe, the best feeling i get from my fingers is picking my nose or my belly button for lint. very satisfied feeling when i'm done. is it one of the above???

ps---i'm not voting on this cause i cant choose between nobabe and agent wood. i'm too lazy to browse through all the profiles of the other candidates.

kamar wrote: well nobabe, the best feeling i get from my fingers is picking my nose or my belly button for lint. very satisfied feeling when i'm done. is it one of the above???

Jeez, not even close except for the one of the area you mentioned.

She ain't gonna drown!

NoBabe must be feeling a little smug having started this poll, perhaps I'll start a most middle aged gray haired northerner poll, bound to win that!

Perhaps you should change your name to total babe!

http://community.webshots.com/photo/357702343/357733248TwPIUi

Here she is with the hottest male. King and queen of the ball

Jed Stephens wrote: NoBabe must be feeling a little smug having started this poll, perhaps I'll start a most middle aged gray haired northerner poll, bound to win that!

Perhaps you should change your name to total babe!

Awwww, you're very kind, Mister!

Johnny Giles wrote: Top 3:

1. Ness
2. Fresh air
3. The rest

I will make an extra special effort cooking your dinner next week

Yes and when it says Joy Division on her chest. Oh does it mean it

You know what they say, more than a handful is a waste. And I firmly believe it

Shug wrote: Since Johnny Giles and Al deemed it ok to vote for Greg's missus, I had to go for Ness as well, but it still seems like incest voting :D

When do I get a cooked dinner?

Anytime you fancy a trip to Penge Shuglet. JG has already tried my tasty fish recipe, he is coming back for seconds!

its a Loch Ness stunna,a natural looking beauty

Johnny Giles wrote: I prefer this pic

this one tells you all you need to know about the beautiful Ness:

I though Don was Ness` fella?

CuanaD wrote:

Johnny Giles wrote: I prefer this pic

this one tells you all you need to know about the beautiful Ness:

Johnny wrote: I though Don was Ness` fella?

schoolboy error, as they may say in some quarters!

kamar wrote: ok, there were so many hot ass fucking girls at the new order night who sang and danced along to every song played even the obsure tracks. and this applies to the male hottest member thread as well cause they were some good looking guys out there. but god damn were the girls at new order/joy division night hot hot hot. the females who do post here are mighty fine but whats with a lot of female fans not posting on this site?

I think I should move to Chicago. Based on a photo I saw somewhere on NOOL yesterday-- hell if I can find it today-- Chicago's GOT to have the hottest NOOL women.

[fans not posting on this site? Actually, you know what... I was even shocked because in NYC, at Hooky's DJ set, there were TONS of young hot females around (and that DOES include AgentWood)

Why the hell don't they log in here? I guess it's always like that, women and computer never go well together it seems...

Easy now remember you are a married man.

Johnny Giles wrote: Top 3:

1. Ness
2. Fresh air
3. The rest

if a certain lady who lives in NYC were a member of NOOL would your list change a bit, JG? :D

No-one is going to catch up with Ness...

I vote Ness as well!

When is the winner declared?

Well, I'm going mainstream too: Ness.

But, while browsing in the members'profiles, I found the picture of a certain Abigail Anastasio whom I find rather cute . She should have been in the poll, though I think we never saw her participate in the forum...

Now that's good, I clicked onto page 4 of this thread, & this is how it was described:

" Page 4 of 3 "

It's more fun than '/server error in application' thou'

Johnny wrote:

King of Nothing wrote: Guess who I voted for?

clue

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9681/maya7li.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" />

So she actually is from Belgrade!.The background in the photo does look like it could be.Sorry, id had a suspicion that it was some kind of in joke and that she was actually British.Sorry NoBabe i didnt mean to talk about you instead of to you.

And how did i miss you in The Audley and in the mosh pit at the gig itself?.

Johnny wrote: And how did i miss you in The Audley and in the mosh pit at the gig itself?.

Awww, guess I was too busy talking to Rocket Mick to notice anyone around me. Hehe, always waste my time with wrong men! And then I got lost with two men just before the gig, lol. And no, it's not what you're thinking.

PS - Dear Rocket, if you're reading this bullshit, please take no offence, you know you're the one and only No. 1, maan!

...but i didn't even get to tell you my opinions on world peace or show you my special talent

flo wrote: ...but i didn't even get to tell you my opinions on world peace or show you my special talent

so what's the special tallent then?

i can peel a banana with my toes

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flo wrote: i can peel a banana with my toes

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That's funny, so can they...

I trust you're better looking, of course, but after searching EVERYWHERE for your photo, I was forced to conclude that your picture ain't up here.

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

flo wrote: i can peel a banana with my toes

]

That's funny, so can they...

goddam it, thought i was special

I think you should have a runoff poll with the first three leading votes getters qualifying.

majority needed.

Al Jarvis wrote:

flo wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

flo wrote: i can peel a banana with my toes

]

That's funny, so can they...

goddam it, thought i was special

Having actually met you in the flesh, I can confirm that you are indeed Fit As.

But perhaps you now need your own category as a Yummy Mummy?! ;)

aww shucks!! still, despite being a mummy, my flesh is still mighty fine. so i've been told

Had a quick browse of the NOOL members and how come this lovely lass from Birmingham ,England (not far from me as it appens!)didnt get nominated?!.She hasn`t logged on since Feb 2005 but hey, she is a real contender!

Sparkly Sarah

she looks really young.

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: she looks really young.

Profile says shes 21.And shes posted 240 times.Thats not bad going.Id never seen her name in the forums.

What are you doing? Searching through profiles? Where is she from?

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: she looks really young.

Profile says shes 21.And shes posted 240 times.Thats not bad going.Id never seen her name in the forums.

She used to post here mostly around 2001. Good find there, Johnny.

i think we should declare ness the winner!

AgentWood wrote: i think we should declare ness the winner!

It was always only ever going to go one way.Although i do rate Scattermcbrain.Very underrated. And would have voted for her if beautiful Ness wasn`t in the poll.

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: What are you doing? Searching through profiles? Where is she from?

I stated where she`s from.Birmingham ,UK.Near to where i live.And i like to give hot but non regular posters a bit of promotion!

Like this lovely ,sultry lass from the US.She hasnt posted since 2001 though.shes 23.OK I`LL STOP NOW!!

Krystal Marquez

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: What are you doing? Searching through profiles? Where is she from?

I stated where she`s from.Birmingham ,UK.Near to where i live.And i like to give hot but non regular posters a bit of promotion!

Like this lovely ,sultry lass from the US.She hasnt posted since 2001 though.shes 23.OK I`LL STOP NOW!!

Krystal Marquez

You don't need to stop if you keep pulling NECTAR lookers out like this girl..

ok, boys, face it. NOOL has a lot of hot babes! but i say we declare a winner. my reasoning:

a) ness has the most votes (that's obvious) b) ness is a true viking c) although i've never met her, ness is a babe. were i so inclined i might fancy her myself.

shall we declare a winner in this poll?

as for the hottest male NOOLer, there's a tie between two hot babes, wenorder and don; and there's a number of gents with three votes. hard to say with that poll....

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: What are you doing? Searching through profiles? Where is she from?

I stated where she`s from.Birmingham ,UK.Near to where i live.And i like to give hot but non regular posters a bit of promotion!

Like this lovely ,sultry lass from the US.She hasnt posted since 2001 though.shes 23.OK I`LL STOP NOW!!

Krystal Marquez

AgentWood wrote: ok, boys, face it. NOOL has a lot of hot babes! but i say we declare a winner. my reasoning:

a) ness has the most votes (that's obvious) b) ness is a true viking c) although i've never met her, ness is a babe. were i so inclined i might fancy her myself.

shall we declare a winner in this poll?

as for the hottest male NOOLer, there's a tie between two hot babes, wenorder and don; and there's a number of gents with three votes. hard to say with that poll....

Seems the Vikings came out in force for this one.

I think next up, we need a hottest babes who never post contest. I nominate Krystal. :D

OK.last ones now then thats it.Heres a few more i found

Abigail Anastasio ,25,US,Last log on Feb 2005

In Orbit,Age Unknown,US,Last log on MARCH 2004

Swizzle,US,31,Last post June 2005

NO MORE NOMINATIONS FOR NON POSTERS!

ah, Biggie's girl.

You missed some in Seattle, btw. ;)

Bloody stalker freak! :O

NObabe wrote: Bloody stalker freak! :O

Im just giving some undiscovered beauties their big break!.And you know youre still the numero uno for me Maya.:)

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i think we should declare ness the winner!

It was always only ever going to go one way.Although i do rate Scattermcbrain.Very underrated. And would have voted for her if beautiful Ness wasn`t in the poll.

WHO is your number one, johnny?

Johnny wrote:

NObabe wrote: Bloody stalker freak! :O

Im just giving some undiscovered beauties their big break!.And you know youre still the numero uno for me Maya.:)

Forgiven!

WE like Krystal...

bLuE oRdEr wrote: WE like Krystal...

we cum easy

Hey-hey, ooh-ooh

NObabe wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: WE like Krystal...

we cum easy

Superb

AgentWood wrote:

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i think we should declare ness the winner!

It was always only ever going to go one way.Although i do rate Scattermcbrain.Very underrated. And would have voted for her if beautiful Ness wasn`t in the poll.

WHO is your number one, johnny?

Yeah you have caught me out there.I have posted contradictory statements.Im just a bloke who doesnt know what he wants!.

In Orbit sends me into um... Orbit!.Pity couldn`t get a bigger picture.

bLuE oRdEr wrote: ah, Biggie's girl.

Which one?.

Shug wrote:

Ness wrote:

Shug wrote: Since Johnny Giles and Al deemed it ok to vote for Greg's missus, I had to go for Ness as well, but it still seems like incest voting :D

When do I get a cooked dinner?

JG has already tried my tasty fish recipe, he is coming back for seconds!

Does Greg know?

I'm sorry - but since Dave is on his way to Al's.....somebody had to ;)

ha ha - was just going to say that myself!

btw jg - i don't like that pic at all!

Ms. NOBabe for me

I wonder how these girls feel about you posting their photos without permission.

Same here...good choice young man.

NObabe wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: WE like Krystal...

we cum easy

It's like honey.

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: I wonder how these girls feel about you posting their photos without permission.

Yes i did think that as well Jonathan.But you know, people posted pictures of Ness .And did they ask her permission?.If needed i will edit my posts and delete the pictures?.Will you be happy then?.

Bet you wouldn`t complain if i posted some guys pictures in the male poll eh?.well there you go!

I was being sarcastic, that does not go well through the computer.

oh all right.

Sir: :CHUNKS wrote: Same here...good choice young man.

Cheers, Chunker! :D Now how long till you're gone again?

Spotnick wrote: Next, do we do Miss Nude NOOL?

I'll get my coat...

And so the degeneration of society into debauched sex obsessed madness finally reaches NOOL.Not very politically correct or true to New Order`s original psuedo intellectual leanings though is it?

Nah just kidding!.Bring on the nude pics of Ness and Maya!:D

You sexist greedy fascists!

we (the ladies--or at least two of us) declared ness the winner. duh.

the thread should be closed soon!

Johnny wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: ah, Biggie's girl.

Which one?.

Hint: He started a "Houston Ozzy Fans" thread to get her attention.

Great in theory, but she never logged on.

I won't vote a lot of times ( ) 'til you put the other girls in the contest, at least the ones Johnny put the pictures.

no, seriously. it will be closed soon. as soon as jeff reads his e-mail! the second-place and (very distant) third-place contestants have conceded to ness.