How do you prefer your girlfriend/boyfriend's pubic hairstyle?

Nothing more disgusting than giving your b/f a blowjob and you get some of his pubic hair stuck in your teeth. :barf:

i dunno - gives you something to floss with

I prefer it long and soft instead of short and prickly, alyhough i have shaved my partners pelvis bald, the view is very arousing, but i/we only do this once or twice a year so we don't get use to it and so as not to lose the "thrill".

How about simply "washed".

Im more bothered about 'her' public hairstyle. Im the one walking round with 'her'

erm, no lice?

Moore or less shaved?

I shave, so why don't she?

Never mind........

NObabe wrote: Nothing more disgusting than giving your b/f a blowjob and you get some of his pubic hair stuck in your teeth. :barf:

Errm, surely hair at the back of the throat is worse...

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

NObabe wrote: Nothing more disgusting than giving your b/f a blowjob and you get some of his pubic hair stuck in your teeth. :barf:

Errm, surely hair at the back of the throat is worse...

Thanks a lot, Blue! I just threw up all over my keyboard.

somehow i knew this was a Ben thread! :-)

Cant rememeber which i prefer as i havent had a girlfriend for so long .Its ok i dont want your sympathy.Not that i `d get it from you lot anyway :D

Johnny wrote: Cant rememeber which i prefer as i havent had a girlfriend for so long .Its ok i dont want your sympathy.Not that i `d get it from you lot anyway :D

The women in your part of the world must be blind.

isn't bald a bit, erm, pre-pubescent?

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Cant rememeber which i prefer as i havent had a girlfriend for so long .Its ok i dont want your sympathy.Not that i `d get it from you lot anyway :D

The women in your part of the world must be blind.

Oh ,thankyou for that.i think they probably are actually.they tend to go for neanderthal U2 meathead thug fans.no culture

I don't like it bald (the "much too young to mess around with me" style) or the porn-star style. There has to be some hair, but not too much or too long, as I don't want to suffocate during cunilingus :dead:. So my choice is a clean stripe of medium-length hair .

Grell wrote: somehow i knew this was a Ben thread! :-)

Really?

Admit you like it!

NObabe wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

NObabe wrote: Nothing more disgusting than giving your b/f a blowjob and you get some of his pubic hair stuck in your teeth. :barf:

Errm, surely hair at the back of the throat is worse...

Thanks a lot, Blue! I just threw up all over my keyboard.

Hopefully this removed the hair from your throat

AgentWood wrote: isn't bald a bit, erm, pre-pubescent?

Makes you wonder why the pre-pubescent look is considered hot... Knee-socks, pigtails, etc.

Anyway, that's what I voted for.

But neatly-trimmed works for me...

sorry, cant think of anything funny to say, still laughing from the title of this thread

When I say thread I dont mean...

But you cant go wrong with a neatly trimmed quim.

my preference...afro

one can also buy jenna jameson brand shaving 'shapes' to create heart-shaped, star-shaped, etc. plumes of pubes.

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Cant rememeber which i prefer as i havent had a girlfriend for so long .Its ok i dont want your sympathy.Not that i `d get it from you lot anyway :D

The women in your part of the world must be blind.

Oh ,thankyou for that.i think they probably are actually.they tend to go for neanderthal U2 meathead thug fans.no culture

I'm sorry you didn't make it into the runoff.

I love 1987 wrote: and you know this from personal experience???

saw it on penn and teller's 'bullshit,' actually.

although i am curious....

fine... something else to be depressed about... I'll never get to have that caring conversation with a significant other about the best way to maintain our pubic hair hygiene to make each other happy:(

i dunno... lots of body hair is pretty disgusting on anybody over the age of 25... i guess there is no easy answer, if you shave it it still looks kinda nasty half the time anway ... unless maybe the new US Supreme court will decide, Bush seems to like to get into personal matters (and he probably is sick about the "bush" jokes anyway!), and try to inforce his "bush" policy thru out the world...

pumped full of drugs wrote: unless maybe the new US Supreme court will decide, Bush seems to like to get into personal matters (and he probably is sick about the "bush" jokes anyway!), and try to inforce his "bush" policy thru out the world...

AgentWood wrote: one can also buy jenna jameson brand shaving 'shapes' to create heart-shaped, star-shaped, etc. plumes of pubes.

I don't like this kind of things

I don't like the Earth Mother look, totally untamed and wild. I like to see what I'm aiming for and not floss my teeth while I'm down there. Neat and tidy but not scratchy does me fine.

So many options. I usually have very little say in that matter.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Cant rememeber which i prefer as i havent had a girlfriend for so long .Its ok i dont want your sympathy.Not that i `d get it from you lot anyway :D

The women in your part of the world must be blind.

Oh ,thankyou for that.i think they probably are actually.they tend to go for neanderthal U2 meathead thug fans.no culture

I'm sorry you didn't make it into the runoff.

yeah i guess i campaigned too little too late.and not even a certain photo could save me.But i`ll be ready next time ya bastards!.Just you wait

i shave my underarms, i shave my legs, i keep myself 'neat,' but i will never shave my entire hoo-hah!

C'est malin, on va encore passer pour des obsédés !

(Merci bcp Ben.)

Hi Karine! Glad to see you back! Did you have a bikini depilation before your holiday? It must tickle as it grows back .

AgentWood wrote: i shave my underarms, i shave my legs, i keep myself 'neat,' but i will never shave my entire hoo-hah!

So you always keep a bizarre triangle of hair...

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Cant rememeber which i prefer as i havent had a girlfriend for so long .Its ok i dont want your sympathy.Not that i `d get it from you lot anyway :D

The women in your part of the world must be blind.

Oh ,thankyou for that.i think they probably are actually.they tend to go for neanderthal U2 meathead thug fans.no culture

I'm sorry you didn't make it into the runoff.

yeah i guess i campaigned too little too late.and not even a certain photo could save me.But i`ll be ready next time ya bastards!.Just you wait

Maybe if you had actually posted that photo it might have made the difference. It's not too late to share it!

don king comes to mind...

Ben wrote: Hi Karine! Glad to see you back! Did you have a bikini depilation before your holiday? It must tickle as it grows back .

No tickle : it's depend on how you "managed" with that kind of things Ben.

Anyway my ex boy friend was so obsessed with "hairstyle" that I went mad about that kind of questions…

And my last flirt was so shaved that I had to ask him if he was "blond" or "dark" haired…

What is the problem with you guys ?

Why isn't there a 'I'll take what I'm given' option?

unagiboy wrote: my preference...afro

In a turf...

Wow! Surprised so many like the baldys... I won't make any forum exploding inferences though...

karine wrote:

Ben wrote: Hi Karine! Glad to see you back! Did you have a bikini depilation before your holiday? It must tickle as it grows back .

No tickle : it's depend on how you "managed" with that kind of things Ben.

I once was shaved for surgery (groin hernia). It was unbearable when it grew back. My conclusion is that a razor is probably not the best suited tool.

karine wrote: Anyway my ex boy friend was so obsessed with "hairstyle" that I went mad about that kind of questions…

And my last flirt was so shaved that I had to ask him if he was "blond" or "dark" haired…

What is the problem with you guys ?

No problem as far as I'm concerned. My penis has all its hair (but I wouldn't mind changing my style if I was asked to). I like it when my wife cleans the sides of her bushes, especially during summer (I hate to see hair escaping from the bikini), but I'm not obsessed with it.

So the answer "Bald" wins. Jesus fookin christ, is this the Michael Jackson inside of you speaking?

Trimmed short and neatly is okay, but damn, shaved smooth (or waxed, ouch!) is the BEST!

Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i shave my underarms, i shave my legs, i keep myself 'neat,' but i will never shave my entire hoo-hah!

So you always keep a bizarre triangle of hair...

indeed!

no baldness for me. i shave enough of my body hair and it's a pain in the ass so i'd rather keep some part of me looking like a woman and not a child. i had 10 years of that, which was enough for me! ;)

johnny albrecht wrote: don king comes to mind...

King Dong comes to mind..And if you see a bald fanny ..slap it!

Boatraceface wrote:

johnny albrecht wrote: don king comes to mind...

King Dong comes to mind..And if you see a bald fanny ..slap it!

we slap fannies all the time here in america. especially during sports matches.

our country is noted for its enormous fannies. they're so large, some people have a hard time walking.

my great-grandmother was named fanny. i don't know if she had a large fanny, but i reckon she might have.

Shaven private areas cause ingrown hair infections. Can be very painful.

AgentWood wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

johnny albrecht wrote: don king comes to mind...

King Dong comes to mind..And if you see a bald fanny ..slap it!

we slap fannies all the time here in america. especially during sports matches.

our country is noted for its enormous fannies. they're so large, some people have a hard time walking.

my great-grandmother was named fanny. i don't know if she had a large fanny, but i reckon she might have.

this thread wins at life.

hairless genitals, like hairless cats, creep me the fuck out! the less stubble, and razor rash, the better.

WARNING!

There have been reports of a man who knocks at doors in your area. He tells people he is doing a survey and needs to see your pubic hair.

He is not doing a survey. He just wants to see your pubic hair.

BIGINOIL wrote: WARNING!

There have been reports of a man who knocks at doors in your area. He tells people he is doing a survey and needs to see your pubic hair.

He is not doing a survey. He just wants to see your pubic hair.

And his name is Clarence Thomas?

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: WARNING!

There have been reports of a man who knocks at doors in your area. He tells people he is doing a survey and needs to see your pubic hair.

He is not doing a survey. He just wants to see your pubic hair.

And his name is Clarence Thomas?

Did he start this thread?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: WARNING!

There have been reports of a man who knocks at doors in your area. He tells people he is doing a survey and needs to see your pubic hair.

He is not doing a survey. He just wants to see your pubic hair.

And his name is Clarence Thomas?

Did he start this thread?

Only Americans will understand.

Oh you're all so GLAMOUROUS and WORLDLY in fancy America!

is there a pubic hair in my diet Coke?

-CT supreme court justice USA

Jonathan wrote: is there a pubic hair in my diet Coke?

-CT supreme court justice USA

And well-known fan of pubic hair, especially in unexpected places.

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: is there a pubic hair in my diet Coke?

-CT supreme court justice USA

And well-known fan of pubic hair, especially in unexpected places.

Sounds like a man after my own heart.

Am I missing the point?

Jonathan wrote: is there a pubic hair in my diet Coke?

-CT supreme court justice USA

Another reason to Nair down there.

Tells you how little you have to be qualify to be supreme court justice of this graND COUNRTY.

i believe anita hill-sonic youth

look at this patrick

Is only Patrick allowed to look, or can we all take a peek?

*thinks - I'm going to look anyway. Nobody will ever know!

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: is there a pubic hair in my diet Coke?

-CT supreme court justice USA

And well-known fan of pubic hair, especially in unexpected places.

Sounds like a man after my own heart.

Am I missing the point?

A well-known episode in recent American history. His nomination to the Supreme Court was nearly defeated after he was accused of sexual harassment by a former female colleague. Pubic hair on a can of Coke was one of the more memorable incidents.

Days of televised Senate hearings. It was unforgettable.

i knew i set myself up for that but i went ahead anyway.

The best thing to happen in UK politics was John Major shagging a man. We took ages to hear about that one.

You fancy Americans are ace!

I once placed several of my own pubic hairs onto a half-eaten pizza and threw it through the open sunroof of a passing XR3i on the road to Buxton. I forget why.

Can I be the President now?

BIGINOIL wrote: The best thing to happen in UK politics was John Major shagging a man. We took ages to hear about that one.

You fancy Americans are ace!

I never heard about that. Blow jobs happen all the time in the oval office of the white house.

BIGINOIL wrote: I once placed several of my own pubic hairs onto a half-eaten pizza and threw it through the open sunroof of a passing XR3i on the road to Buxton. I forget why.

Can I be the President now?

You're barred by the Constitution.

Jonathan wrote: Tells you how little you have to be qualify to be supreme court justice of this graND COUNRTY.

i believe anita hill-sonic youth

look at this patrick

I hadn't been following that thread, Jonathan.

I'd nominate Turn (as well as many other things of course).

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I once placed several of my own pubic hairs onto a half-eaten pizza and threw it through the open sunroof of a passing XR3i on the road to Buxton. I forget why.

Can I be the President now?

You're barred by the Constitution.

How dare you?

I have the constitution of a horse!

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I once placed several of my own pubic hairs onto a half-eaten pizza and threw it through the open sunroof of a passing XR3i on the road to Buxton. I forget why.

Can I be the President now?

You're barred by the Constitution.

How dare you?

I have the constitution of a horse!

Horses are barred as well.

Jonathan wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: The best thing to happen in UK politics was John Major shagging a man. We took ages to hear about that one.

You fancy Americans are ace!

I never heard about that. Blow jobs happen all the time in the oval office of the white house.

let me revise this: Except i cant imagine anybody giving blowjobs to Bush besides his wife and mother.

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Tells you how little you have to be qualify to be supreme court justice of this graND COUNRTY.

i believe anita hill-sonic youth

look at this patrick

I hadn't been following that thread, Jonathan.

I'd nominate Turn (as well as many other things of course).

I cant believe you dont look at my threads. Get to it. Of course, you know what i think of TURN.

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Tells you how little you have to be qualify to be supreme court justice of this graND COUNRTY.

i believe anita hill-sonic youth

look at this patrick

I hadn't been following that thread, Jonathan.

I'd nominate Turn (as well as many other things of course).

I cant believe you dont look at my threads. Get to it. Of course, you know what i think of TURN.

It's been kind of a busy day, Jonathan. I apologize.

Can we get back to the topic? Only 22 people voted so far. That's not significant statistics and, hence, not enough for publication