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I'm sorry, but....

After the George Best thread I can only come to one conclusion.

If the thread bores you then ignore it... I do

No need to display your apathy to something you dont understand. If it bores you then DONT FUCKIN COMMENT

But you cant help yourselves you stupid American twats. CAn You?

Fuck you Fuck your Country The world would be a healthier place without your shithole of a bullish country.

Fuck off. Fuckin American Wankers. I'm fuckin hopin Geogie pulls through. He's got another Miss World left in him. And another session, which I want to be with him.

C'mon Georgie......

My last post on this website.

Edit : I edited the title of Brian's, so it is only fair I do the same here :D Nick, I hope it's not yer last post mate - yer mildly amusing at times (see above) :thumb:

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...And I thought everyone was having a nice little Friday. :uhoh:

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whoa. Im sorry you feel that way. Its never good to come up with such generalizations. You should of took that with a grain of salt. Anyway your presence will be missed.

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Barney Army wrote: I'm sorry, but....

After the George Best thread I can only come to one conclusion.

If the thread bores you then ignore it... I do

No need to display your apathy to something you dont understand. If it bores you then DONT FUCKIN COMMENT

I take it you are talking about me? I am apathetic to politics i admit and shouldn't have posted my feelings about how US Noolers talk a lot of politics.And apoligies for, um ,being without sin and "casting the first stone" on the Bestie thread.But we all have opinions that unadvisedly fall out of our mouths sometimes.

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Johnny, but your not american. Regarding politics and american noolers., what you said was not offensive.

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Barney Army wrote:

My last post on this website.

I'm sure that won't be the case.He'll be back.Once a NOOLER always a NOOLER.

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:eek3:

Hey, what's happening ?

I didn't read the hole "G. Best" thread, but your reaction seems a little bit radical !

Don't forget to take things not too much seriously !

:skeptic:

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i can honestly say that i'm a cunt only 10% of the time.

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Ah come on Nick, taking things a bit too personally, aren't we? Not what I expected from you though coz you know you're cool like that. It's only a friggin message board!!

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Barney Army wrote: I'm sorry, but....

After the George Best thread I can only come to one conclusion.

If the thread bores you then ignore it... I do

No need to display your apathy to something you dont understand. If it bores you then DONT FUCKIN COMMENT

But you cant help yourselves you stupid American twats. CAn You?

Fuck you Fuck your Country The world would be a healthier place without your shithole of a bullish country.

Fuck off. Fuckin American Wankers. I'm fuckin hopin Geogie pulls through. He's got another Miss World left in him. And another session, which I want to be with him.

C'mon Georgie......

My last post on this website.

You are kiddin' right? Yours are the best (no pun intended!) You surely must know that at the end of the day, no one feels/looks at things the way WE do? Oh c'mon - half of the time this is only worth reading if you post something! Someone yesterday 'implied' that I was like his Wife (George's) - a Wino - but you see I never said I was a Wino in that sense - you all took it upon yourselves to think that - I actually meant either 'why....no!' or 'whine...oohh'. There is a difference that our cousins over the pond don't get! Don't go!!!!

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Szwajkos United wrote: Johnny, but your not american. Regarding politics and american noolers., what you said was not offensive.

Yeah , i realise now.I read George Bush , not George Best and i thought he was having a go becasue i interrupted the George Bush thread to say how American NOOLERS talk a lot of Politics (not a bad thing ,i add).except it wasn't a George Bush thread it was the Harriet THREAD.

And BA doesnt like me because i called George Best a wife beater.Or is it George Bush that's the wife beater?:scratch:

He's not beating thsi HARRIET woman is he? In the polls i mean.not in the marriage. There' s not a poll? Or a marriage? the plot thickens

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Barney Army wrote: I'm sorry, but....

After the George Best thread I can only come to one conclusion.

If the thread bores you then ignore it... I do

No need to display your apathy to something you dont understand. If it bores you then DONT FUCKIN COMMENT

But you cant help yourselves you stupid American twats. CAn You?

Fuck you Fuck your Country The world would be a healthier place without your shithole of a bullish country.

Fuck off. Fuckin American Wankers. I'm fuckin hopin Geogie pulls through. He's got another Miss World left in him. And another session, which I want to be with him.

C'mon Georgie......

My last post on this website.

thank goodness its your last post then, sorry you life is falling apart because of George Best. i really hope he pulls through now(not that i ever didnt)

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OK, I have now read through everything that was posted last night 4 I went to bed for another 18 hour day - you know some of you are ignorant Sun reading idiots. Who said he beat his wife? Her or the Press or both? If it was the case, then why did she stay/ I know for sure I would'nt have, and don't give me the old story 'oh she loved himn crap, that is complete nonsense. Secondly and this is probably more applicable you are all speculating about addiction. I smoke and I drink. I admit I do both in excess. It is not something I am proud of, and it is something I find distasteful - especially in a woman. But you are there on your high horse and you think it's all that black and white. My friend, you are so wrong. Do you think anything in this life is so black and white that you stop. Just like that. It is an addiction, I will admit. Sometimes, life is shit and you go down that road; if, like me, you can't jump off that roundabout when life gets better, then it carries on unresolved. Then it gets beyond a joke. However, I get up I'm in work by 6 usually, I make sure the kids have everything they need, I get knackered, I come home, have a drink, a shower and end up on here of late... do not judge a book by its cover. I have absolutely no will power - which is why I detest drugs in any form whatsoever, because I know I am not strong enough to say no.,

Nothing is as cut and dried as it seems! Oh, and on the subject of truth and lies, i have epilepsy - since I was 11 - not bad admittedly, but it hasn't stopped me doing anything including drinking and smoking - what would you do with all that money, training a couple of times a week, a pretty girl on your arms and many more in the wings! Give me a man who would not do the same? Only post when you have any idea of what addiction means! And if you don't, then I i will try to explain how to live with addiction and live a normal life! Sometimes, some of the things you say brings into judgment whether you all work for the Sun or you are just bloody ignorant - means the same I s'pose. Come on, get a grip!

K

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Ouch.

Well, I ain't exactly known for being pro-United on this site, far from it but I appreciate what Best meant to a lot of people, United fans, as Nick is, especially. I thought a lot of comments on the Best thread last night were particularly inflammatory. I felt a real twinge when I even saw the title. Best is a Living Legend. Everyone who's ever loved football knows the full extent of Best's value to the Beautiful Game. But when you read that the protagonist then thought Best was even English (has there ever been a more famous Norn Irishman?) then you have to learn to take things with a pinch of salt.

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Or two? Ground black pepper's not a bad touch either.

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Wino wrote: Or two? Ground black pepper's not a bad touch either.

Anthony worrel thompson says if your a pureist you use white pepper.

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I did call Bestie a wife beater in the heat of the moment.But i guess i was just using a big name like him to vent my disgust at that particular crime.It is a sad shame he did that to her.I'm pretty sure he did.there were some photos of her at the time and i really don't recall Bestie making much of an effort to deny it.

But anyway , i have to ask myself - if it was revealed tommorrow that Barney or Hooky beat their wives would i burn all my New Order stuff and never listen to them again?

Probably not.I would still listen to New Order.So there you go.

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Johnny wrote: But anyway , i have to ask myself - if it was revealed tommorrow that Barney or Hooky beat their wives would i burn all my New Order stuff and never listen to them again?

Probably not.I would still listen to New Order.So there you go.

Very well put, Johnny!

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Johnny wrote: I did call Bestie a wife beater in the heat of the moment.But i guess i was just using a big name like him to vent my disgust at that particular crime.It is a sad shame he did that to her.I'm pretty sure he did.there were some photos of her at the time and i really don't recall Bestie making much of an effort to deny it.

But anyway , i have to ask myself - if it was revealed tommorrow that Barney or Hooky beat their wives would i burn all my New Order stuff and never listen to them again?

Probably not.I would still listen to New Order.So there you go.

Precisely; and Patrick, foget white pepper - it's shit. White pepper is for wimps frankly. Johnny, that was not directed entirely at you; it was the whole thread that ..let's just say.. annoyed me and wrankled a few places? Men who hit women are shits, women who hit men are just the same; in fact, anyone who relies on violence is shit? Got a bit carried away there - soz if any offence was taken!

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Johnny wrote: But anyway , i have to ask myself - if it was revealed tommorrow that Barney or Hooky beat their wives would i burn all my New Order stuff and never listen to them again?

Probably not.I would still listen to New Order.So there you go.

Sadly, my old next door neighbour once called Hooky a 'wife-beater'. I looked fairly aghast, but he was deadly serious. And I, obviously, pressed him on the point but he genuinely thought Hooky was a wife-beater and wouldn't be shifted. You know when someone just thinks they know something and you can't reason with them? And he basically seemed to have grounded his accusations on the one time Hooky made the cover of the Sun. I think this was 1997 or thereabouts. He went to clump the new boyfriend of Caroline Aherne in the restaurant Sticky Fingers, and she stepped in the way. And the Sun then ran the cover which (from memory) had Mrs Merton squeezed between two brawling blokes under the headline 'Mrs Hurt-on'. And when someone comes up with a case in point like that, what can you say to them?! It happened. Caroline Aherne got caught in a punch-up. Doesn't make me think for one minute that Hooky is violent in such a fashion, but my old neighbour was incensed.

Sad, eh?

Anyways, who the fcuk is Bestie supposed to have battered?! Miss UK? Miss America? Miss Latvia? Miss Trinidad & Tobago?! Who?

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Well, you've hit a sore point there - I was Miss UK - oh hang on a minute.....no, that was another of my dreams... sorry .. I'll get back to normality when I've overcome my addictions..... 'who said that'? 'Tell me, and I'll get 'em'!:smoking:

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yes i remember the incident with Hooky, Caroline Aherne and her then boyfriend.

Bestie allegedly battered his (now ex) wife, Alex Best in 2003.On a few occasions.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Johnny wrote: But anyway , i have to ask myself - if it was revealed tommorrow that Barney or Hooky beat their wives would i burn all my New Order stuff and never listen to them again?

Probably not.I would still listen to New Order.So there you go.

Sadly, my old next door neighbour once called Hooky a 'wife-beater'. I looked fairly aghast, but he was deadly serious. And I, obviously, pressed him on the point but he genuinely thought Hooky was a wife-beater and wouldn't be shifted. You know when someone just thinks they know something and you can't reason with them? And he basically seemed to have grounded his accusations on the one time Hooky made the cover of the Sun. I think this was 1997 or thereabouts. He went to clump the new boyfriend of Caroline Aherne in the restaurant Sticky Fingers, and she stepped in the way. And the Sun then ran the cover which (from memory) had Mrs Merton squeezed between two brawling blokes under the headline 'Mrs Hurt-on'. And when someone comes up with a case in point like that, what can you say to them?! It happened. Caroline Aherne got caught in a punch-up. Doesn't make me think for one minute that Hooky is violent in such a fashion, but my old neighbour was incensed.

Sad, eh?

Anyways, who the fcuk is Bestie supposed to have battered?! Miss UK? Miss America? Miss Latvia? Miss Trinidad & Tobago?! Who?

didn't some woman beat george best up recently? or am i confused.

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Confusion - there's a song title if ever I heard one.

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yeah i think you are right, PSAS.there was a woman who beat Bestie.what goes around comes around ,eh?

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didn't some woman beat george best up recently?

No, that was "didn't some woman boy george beat off recently."

Easy mistake.

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LE Roberts wrote:

didn't some woman beat george best up recently?

No, that was "didn't some woman boy george beat off recently."

Easy mistake.

Nah, think YOUR gettign confused over a drugs bust :laugh:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

didn't some woman beat george best up recently?

No, that was "didn't some woman boy george beat off recently."

Easy mistake.

Nah, think YOUR gettign confused over a drugs bust :laugh:

i think Boy George was confused himself that night.had a load of cocaine next to his computer and still called the cops.about a burglary that turned out not to be a burglary. or maybe he'd burgled some guy's ass?

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i just think its the politicians that are that c word most american people are genuinely nice people

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I can sense Her Majestys best on this one! C & E? No Ma'am, I said HM C & E, not C*** and E**** 17.5% AND ALL THAT! 'oh I get it now',,,,,,,,, another smack in the face.... and oh Sir, what position do you take within this very popular publication'? "Oh, no Ma'am, I work for the Sun"

Went a bit off there on the speech marks, but for those who aren't pissed and/or addicted, you'll get the drift. God, it's a good job I don't drive, cos my typing speed has gone from 92wpm to about 4wpm :lol:

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i just think its the politicians that are that c word most american people are genuinely nice people

Ah shucks - we try!

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Johnny wrote:

maybe he'd burgled some guy's ass?

What could he have stolen?

A log?

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A log?

I believe you already posted the evidence.

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So was that why he was laughing, becuase he'd gotten the best of the George?

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I gather you do all read that shite of an excuse for a newspaper then? In that case, try the 'News of the World' cos it really is......

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wonder what Barney Army thinks about his slating americans thread being hijacked and reduced to debating what Boy George burgled or didnt burgle out of someone's ass? Guess he will never know now he has quit this place. Ah well , just another night in the mad house that is NOOL..

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Wino wrote: Who said he beat his wife? Her or the Press or both? If it was the case, then why did she stay/ I know for sure I would'nt have, and don't give me the old story 'oh she loved himn crap, that is complete nonsense.

I have an ex-girlfriend, who, before she was with me, was with a guy who beat her regularly. She always went back, because it was her fault. He was always cheating on her, so she would cheat on him. And then he'd find out, and he'd beat her. And she always lied about it. Those two black eyes she had? That was when she was driving, and turned to look over her shoulder, and smacked her face on the side window. That cut that ran the length of her arm? He didn't throw her through a window. No, she leaned on the window and it broke. Lots of stitches required, and left a nasty scar, too. Any more questions about why they stay? Ask Nicole Simpson.

what would you do with all that money, training a couple of times a week, a pretty girl on your arms and many more in the wings! Give me a man who would not do the same?

Sorry, I don't cheat. And I've had my opportunities, when the relationship was going down the toilet. Still didn't cheat. Not saying I'm better than Best, just saying I would not do the same.

Only post when you have any idea of what addiction means!

Another ex-girlfriend is a recovering heroin addict. Twice over-- once before we were together, and once after we broke up. Yeah, I know how to pick 'em.

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COMRADE you are about as lucky in LOVE as ME!:clap:

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Mind you MY girlfriends were VERY unlucky! :D They got ME:love:

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:rofl:

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For what it's worth, I think that some of the comments in the "George Best is dead" thread were bang out of order, as was the initial post. Then again, a generalisation like "All Americans are cunts" is equally off the mark.

It's only most of them. :evil4:

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oldmonkey wrote: For what it's worth, I think that some of the comments in the "George Best is dead" thread were bang out of order, as was the initial post. Then again, a generalisation like "All Americans are cunts" is equally off the mark.

It's only most of them. :evil4:

Especially if they are called George............:crazy:

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BA, you were good to me and i enjoy your posts. think about it for a few days--the comments hurt and were wrong but you can weather the storm.

anyway, how can i respond to your drunken posts now? :shrug:

p.s. all americans aren't arseholes. except me--i'm an arsenalhole. :)

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My name is George, and I am a recovering Asshole...:nervous:

Hello, George!

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