Little Mike's parents promise him that, in case of a good report, they would buy him whatever he wants. Motivated by this perspective he works hard and finishes the school year with a remarkable 17/20. Fair players as they are, his parents offer to take him to Tesco's toys department. However, he turns down the offer and asks them for a welder's mask.
- A welder's mask!?!? his mother exclaims.
- Yes Mum, that's what I'd like.
The father then asserts that his son deserves to have his wish fulfilled and that it's not up to them, parents, to decide wheter his choice makes sense. So be it, then, and they go and buy Mike a brand new welder's mask.
Here comes summer holliday and its long sunny days of mountain biking with playfellows in the countryside. Of course, Mikey wears his welder's mask all day long: it makes him the king of his playfellows!
One evening, as he's riding home through the woods, Mike falls in a pothole breaking his bicycle into pieces. After a long walk carrying the wreckage (still wearing his welder's mask), he reaches the trunk road and starts hitchhiking. After a while a lorry driver finally stops and picks him up. 5 minutes later, in the truck's cabin:
- (the driver: ) Hey boy, ever heard about "blow job"?
- (Mike, rising his welder's mask: ) No sir.
- (the driver: ) Does the word "fallatio" means something to you?
- (Mike, rising his welder's mask again: ) Erm, no sir, it doesn't.
- (the driver: ) ... And "sodomy"?
- (Mike, rising his welder's mask again and looking confused: ) Erm, no, I'm sorry sir.
- (the driver: ) Really?
- (Mike, removing his welder's mask: ) Really sir. But (smiling) you know, sir, I'm not an actual welder!
