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there you a thread especially for the appreciaton of Cambo. May all our other threads develop normaly. :lol:

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Aw, don't worry John, we'll do one for you next!

Cambo is indeed a superstar. He's very odd but in the right way! I'm not saying he's all there either, but his hearts in the right place anyhoo.

Cambo - Ah luv ya baby!:love2:

Also, i would like to add, that i love all of you lot as well. I see you now as my new family. So send my Chrissie presents to...

:love: :thumb:

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Missy Jem wrote: Aw, don't worry John, we'll do one for you next!

Cambo is indeed a superstar. He's very odd but in the right way! I'm not saying he's all there either, but his hearts in the right place anyhoo.

Cambo - Ah luv ya baby!:love2:

Also, i would like to add, that i love all of you lot as well. I see you now as my new family. So send my Chrissie presents to...

:love: :thumb:

if you would let us see your profile we may have some idea of where to send your pressies.

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Missy Jem wrote: Aw, don't worry John, we'll do one for you next!

Cambo is indeed a superstar. He's very odd but in the right way! I'm not saying he's all there either, but his hearts in the right place anyhoo.

Cambo - Ah luv ya baby!:love2:

Also, i would like to add, that i love all of you lot as well. I see you now as my new family. So send my Chrissie presents to...

:love: :thumb:

ay?:scratch: NEW FAMILY? w t f? you'll need a caravan, ste's rowing boat and a plane now to see all your new family. haha

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Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Aw, don't worry John, we'll do one for you next!

Cambo is indeed a superstar. He's very odd but in the right way! I'm not saying he's all there either, but his hearts in the right place anyhoo.

Cambo - Ah luv ya baby!:love2:

Also, i would like to add, that i love all of you lot as well. I see you now as my new family. So send my Chrissie presents to...

:love: :thumb:

if you would let us see your profile we may have some idea of where to send your pressies.

i've seen it Ronnie. names Gemma Hicks. get paid!!

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Jemma with a 'J' not a 'G'.

Tut

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Missy Jem wrote: Jemma with a 'J' not a 'G'.

Tut

You tell them Missy! Talking of which- where is Mr Campbell? Thought he'd be one fo the first on here!

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gone the docs for RSI of the fingers.

and...rowers elbow.

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Oh, I don't know why he's leaving, Or where he's gonna go I guess he's got his reasons But I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 8 months I've been livin' online with Cambo 8 months just waitin' for a chance To tell him he's a prick And maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used To not living online with Cambo.

CAMBO, CAMBO. WHO THE FUCK IS CAMBO?

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:thumb: Chris lad

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Steve is a loveable old fruit cake.

I think we both started posting around the same time, but he's kicking my post count ass very badly nowadays!

Best wishes to yer mate!

:thumb: :xmas: :thumb:

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Steve Campbell wrote: I'm here, I'm flattered. But I have guests, and can't be rude. back l8r

bailiffs at Chrimbo eh Ste. not good for the wallet man!! :clap: :clap:

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Missy Jem wrote: Cambo is indeed a superstar. He's very odd but in the right way!

Odd?

I would have said hes completly normal

Well, around here anyway:thumb:

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Quick- Get your post counts up whilst he's not looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spit:

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I for one am happy that global warming has conspired with Mr. Campbell's mutated pheromone glands to draw lovely women from around the word to this forum.

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craig's digitalwaters wrote: Quick- Get your post counts up whilst he's not looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:abovelol:

Like this?

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craig's digitalwaters wrote: Quick- Get your post counts up whilst he's not looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spit:

:abovelol:

And this?

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craig's digitalwaters wrote: Quick- Get your post counts up whilst he's not looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spit:

:abovelol:

And this?

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CuanaD wrote:

craig's digitalwaters wrote: Quick- Get your post counts up whilst he's not looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spit:

:abovelol:

And this?

you may not get a better chance!!

he's out carol singin. its now or never

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Steve Campbell wrote: I'm here, I'm flattered. But I have guests, and can't be rude. back l8r

Do these "visitors" of yours usually arrive after you've taken a large number of painkillers and gone without sleep?

:alien:

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he's been sitting here with a mate. While I'm not advserse to ignoring RW company for the sake of you fruitcakes...he's the sort who would ask "what u doing, who's that, she's fit is she single,oh and what u doin" every 40 seconds.

I'm not sure whether to be chuffed at the lovely thing folks ( and not just my dear angels either) are saying, or tremendously hurt at the creation of this special play area so that we'll let the rest of the forum have a peaceful life.

BTW...BAILLIFFS ROFLMAO....apart from my moog and my other machines, there's nowt here worth a penny at resale....might get a few bills for one of my limbs for dog meat I suppose. Besides my scouse chum...here we PAY the tick men :)

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Gnu Odor wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I'm here, I'm flattered. But I have guests, and can't be rude. back l8r

Do these "visitors" of yours usually arrive after you've taken a large number of painkillers and gone without sleep?

:alien:

some of them really make me wish I had.

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Steve Campbell wrote: he's been sitting here with a mate. While I'm not advserse to ignoring RW company for the sake of you fruitcakes...he's the sort who would ask "what u doing, who's that, she's fit is she single,oh and what u doin" every 40 seconds.

I'm not sure whether to be chuffed at the lovely thing folks ( and not just my dear angels either) are saying, or tremendously hurt at the creation of this special play area so that we'll let the rest of the forum have a peaceful life.

BTW...BAILLIFFS ROFLMAO....apart from my moog and my other machines, there's nowt here worth a penny at resale....might get a few bills for one of my limbs for dog meat I suppose. Besides my scouse chum...here we PAY the tick men :)

:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: onya Stee:abovelol:

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:bow: to the great, lovely Steve!

(I'm not getting my guests for a day or so, but cleaning up this place is quite scary indeed, so there's my excuse.)

:blush: Hail to the BA's creator and founder!

sis boom rah rah to the mighty thread killer and Xpander. :evil4:

(and I make motion for Revenge to re-name GWP to Gear Porn Whore in memory of Steve.)

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Hey look, it's Melly!

:love:

I'm considering retirement from NOOL myself, but I'll always treasure my special times here with Melly.

:love:

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Gnu Odor wrote: Hey look, it's Melly!

:love:

I'm considering retirement from NOOL myself, but I'll always treasure my special times here with Melly.

:love:

Liar (about NOOL- not Melly). You can't just drop in annoy the hell out of us all and then decide to just fuck off. It don't work like that. We'll sue you for mental damage.

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Gnu Odor wrote: Hey look, it's Melly!

:love:

I'm considering retirement from NOOL myself, but I'll always treasure my special times here with Melly.

:love:

You can check out any time you like, but we'll never let you leave.

:love2:

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How could anyone leave ANYWHERE with babes like these? seriously....where on the internet or real life do you find such a concentration of hilarious hot women who love the greatest band in the world.

Incidentally, I've been led astray by a young woman from these here fora, and will be consuming alcohol tonight.

So, for about the nexr hour, pay me as much or as little heed as usual....the hour after that, take everything with LOTS of salt....and after that...all bets are off.

Confessions of undying love, requests for Jemma's (or your) phone number, offers of marriage and invitations to one handed MSN sessions, should be politely but firmly declined. And don't worry I don't know where to find any of you :)

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Steve Campbell wrote:

And don't worry I don't know where to find any of you

Yet. :laugh: There's a black, unlabelled heli circling my house - you sure about not knowing where I am? :laugh:

:clap: for getting a drink in, I look forward to the resulting chaos that happens on these fine, upstanding boards.:laugh:

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Steve Campbell wrote: How could anyone leave ANYWHERE with babes like these? seriously....where on the internet or real life do you find such a concentration of hilarious hot women who love the greatest band in the world.

Incidentally, I've been led astray by a young woman from these here fora, and will be consuming alcohol tonight.

So, for about the nexr hour, pay me as much or as little heed as usual....the hour after that, take everything with LOTS of salt....and after that...all bets are off.

Confessions of undying love, requests for Jemma's (or your) phone number, offers of marriage and invitations to one handed MSN sessions, should be politely but firmly declined. And don't worry I don't know where to find any of you :)

:abovelol:

You should never let anyone push you into something you don't want to do. Who's leading you astray? I'll give them a stern telling off!

Game on Stevie boy, game on. I'm free at last! 3rd glass and counting. Let the fun begin. :evil4:

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melly (msh) wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

And don't worry I don't know where to find any of you

Yet. :laugh: There's a black, unlabelled heli circling my house - you sure about not knowing where I am? :laugh:

:clap: for getting a drink in, I look forward to the resulting chaos that happens on these fine, upstanding boards.:laugh:

My posts will be ... yer cunts yer all cunts yer still all cunts you all think I'm cunt where's jemma where's everyone else hyu/zsdfonh7sjhfxvcbxvcgh (my face htting the KB)

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Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: How could anyone leave ANYWHERE with babes like these? seriously....where on the internet or real life do you find such a concentration of hilarious hot women who love the greatest band in the world.

Incidentally, I've been led astray by a young woman from these here fora, and will be consuming alcohol tonight.

So, for about the nexr hour, pay me as much or as little heed as usual....the hour after that, take everything with LOTS of salt....and after that...all bets are off.

Confessions of undying love, requests for Jemma's (or your) phone number, offers of marriage and invitations to one handed MSN sessions, should be politely but firmly declined. And don't worry I don't know where to find any of you :)

:abovelol:

You should never let anyone push you into something you don't want to do. Who's leading you astray? I'll give them a stern telling off!

Game on Stevie boy, game on. I'm free at last! 3rd glass and counting. Let the fun begin. :evil4:

terrible woman she was....persuaded me for HOURS she did....offerred her womanly charms, threatenned me with the boys...it was a terrible state of affairs and no mistake missus.

I'm still on glass one, but I wouldn;t let that worry you.

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Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: How could anyone leave ANYWHERE with babes like these? seriously....where on the internet or real life do you find such a concentration of hilarious hot women who love the greatest band in the world.

Incidentally, I've been led astray by a young woman from these here fora, and will be consuming alcohol tonight.

So, for about the nexr hour, pay me as much or as little heed as usual....the hour after that, take everything with LOTS of salt....and after that...all bets are off.

Confessions of undying love, requests for Jemma's (or your) phone number, offers of marriage and invitations to one handed MSN sessions, should be politely but firmly declined. And don't worry I don't know where to find any of you :)

:abovelol:

You should never let anyone push you into something you don't want to do. Who's leading you astray? I'll give them a stern telling off!

Game on Stevie boy, game on. I'm free at last! 3rd glass and counting. Let the fun begin. :evil4:

terrible woman she was....persuaded me for HOURS she did....offerred her womanly charms, threatenned me with the boys...it was a terrible state of affairs and no mistake missus.

I'm still on glass one, but I wouldn;t let that worry you.

Nah- i'm not woried. Don't you dare take advantage of me. I'm a gooner you know!:lol:

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what's a gooner? is this some Englsih version of a chick who's knickers are alcohol soluble?

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Steve Campbell wrote: what's a gooner? is this some Englsih version of a chick who's knickers are alcohol soluble?

Ok, season ticket holder at Arsenal football club. Technically- i'm a goonerette:) years of ups and downs. anger,violence, joy and love. I'm going to write a book about it all one day. Many an outrageous story there.

I'm a soft touch really. A gooner, but soft touch.:evil4:

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I want to write a book too but about my home town. Nobody would believe it though, it's that outrageous!:crazy:

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Steve is cool. :shades:

And, judging by what I've seen on my short time here on NOOL....

MELLY 4 STEVE :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :blush: :love2: :blush: :love2: :nod:

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or STEVE 4 MELLY

either way really

its love :love2:

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LOL mate thanks, "cool" is good from someone with your guts ye mad wee cunt :D

Melly's taken unfortunately, but anyway man, she really is, at best, me with tits, and at worst, and even BIGGER geek :)

And Jem's the girl for me man :D

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awwww man that was cold!! what a way to treat a lady! :angry:

don't listen to him melly, he's irish, and nobody listens to the irish, probably because we can't understand what they are saying... :abovelol:

I'm sure in reality you are a very nice lady :thumb:

Okay well Steve :love2: Jem then....

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no, really she IS "me with tits"....I bet she knows (exactly)what GNU's new avatar is for instance, making exactly 3 of us. She's desperately lovely, a complete fruitcake, and I'd seriously love to share a bottle of something lethal and a bag of the finest greenery with the lady. But we'd kill each other....seriously....we'd rip each other's throats out over what version of GCC to install on the family fileserver, if shacked up for more than about, what would you say Melly....4 days? Besides she's already spent a great deal of time and effort training one man, no time to start on another.

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oh steve, greenery is bad!!!

:eek:

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Jack_H wrote: oh steve, greenery is bad!!!

:eek:

You have not lived much then!!!??????:skeptic:

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Bonzette wrote:

Jack_H wrote: oh steve, greenery is bad!!!

:eek:

You have not lived much then!!!??????:skeptic:

It is bad when you're 16 and your dad is a big scarey fucker!

and I'm NOT leading this one astray, nope. Never break a minor, courts take a dim view of it :D But DO invite all the NOOLers to your 18th wont you :)

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Hahaha! all u crazy people at the party, okay, as long as u all promise NOT to crowd around my dad all night!! :)

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:abovelol: most of us will more likely avoid the fooker like the plague :) Me?....hmmmmm he'd have to at least get a load of the best heckle he's ever heard, but be close enough to see the grin :D

EDIT: I'm thinking, as an openner "Oi Hairy, you ever gonna learn to play that fuckin thing PROPERLY?" And possible some bass geeking, then I'd leave him alone....if hadn't already set Sarge on me :D

come to think of it, corwding round wouldn't be the problem, it'd be all the constant yelling at the poor man :( not to mention certain females being like "yeah yeah yeah....I know who YOU are...that's not the issue, what's Bernard's phone number, tell me now old man or the party gets ugly" :D

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Steve Campbell wrote: no, really she IS "me with tits"....I bet she knows (exactly)what GNU's new avatar is for instance, making exactly 3 of us. She's desperately lovely, a complete fruitcake, and I'd seriously love to share a bottle of something lethal and a bag of the finest greenery with the lady. But we'd kill each other....seriously....we'd rip each other's throats out over what version of GCC to install on the family fileserver, if shacked up for more than about, what would you say Melly....4 days? Besides she's already spent a great deal of time and effort training one man, no time to start on another.

:rofl: He's right though, Jack, I am pretty much him with those nice firm things guys get so lost on. And tis true we'd go nuts on each other and get violent out of all the sure chemistry of thought going down - we're better off as just good ol' fashioned partners in crime. :evil4:

I do debate, though, about my dearly intended. I'm not sure I'm training him as much as he's training me. I bring the sweet and he brings the headcase geekery. Our family home will be interesting, mine and the Mr. Melly's whenever that'll be.

Just imagine some sort of underground lab. :evil4:

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Can I just say that this is indeed the first time I've posted in this thread? :wtf:

Carry on...:thumb:

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