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:\ohwell: 
:barf: :beer2: :beer2: :beer2: What to Type Emotion Graphic That Will Appear
:( frown
:) smile
:\ohwell: Oh well...
:\oops: Oops!
:\party: Party!
:\peek: Peeking
:\pimp: pimp
:\pimp2: pimp
:\pimp3: pimp
:\pissedoff: Pissed Off
This is funny
alien
Angel
Angel
Angry
:angry2: Angry
Baby
:bag: Paper Bag
:baloon: Baloon
ban?
:bandit: Bandit
Bang Head
:barf: Puking
:rip:
NUUUUUUUU OOOORRRRRDDDAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Barney Army wrote: :\ohwell:
:) smile
:\ohwell: Oh well...
:\oops: Oops!
:\party: Party!
:\peek: Peeking
:\pimp: pimp
:\pimp2: pimp
:\pimp3: pimp
:\pissedoff: Pissed Off
:angry2: Angry
:bag: Paper Bag
:baloon: Baloon
:bandit: Bandit
:barf: Puking
I agree!
Barney Army wrote: appy chrismas yer cnuts
hic
Happy Christmas- think we're the only ones on here, i'm sure everyone will appreciate your good wishes come morning time
HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER wrote: BA has just found out that MAYA is a man!
Talk about delated reaction.....it was 1993...she was a servnig "girl"......
Steve Campbell wrote: Ahhhhhhhh yer a cunt but ah loves ye gis a kiss
(foook off bonz)
happy whadddddddyamathingy
you spoiling for a ruck young Steve?
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Ahhhhhhhh yer a cunt but ah loves ye gis a kiss
(foook off bonz)
happy whadddddddyamathingy
you spoiling for a ruck young Steve?
That's ruck=fight, just incase you got any ideas
I'm dumping Maya after I knobed her last night. Who's next?
ahh, shucks, I'm not that cunty.
(I said cunty because my command of english, which is usually good, deserted me after the 11th pint, so cunty seems expresive, poignant, but at the same time give's me a rough edge, which chicks like)
(I said chicks beacuse they are covered in yellow feathers)
Maya, I'll give you UK citizenship for a blowjob ?
cheep as chips (did you see what I did there?)
Barney Army wrote: I'm dumping Maya after I knobed her last night. Who's next?
ahh, shucks, I'm not that cunty.
(I said cunty because my command of english, which is usually good, deserted me after the 11th pint, so cunty seems expresive, poignant, but at the same time give's me a rough edge, which chicks like)
(I said chicks beacuse they are covered in yellow feathers)
Maya, I'll give you UK citizenship for a blowjob ?
cheep as chips (did you see what I did there?)
*Sighs*
And he seemed so nice in real life.......
:D
Barney Army wrote: I'm dumping Maya after I knobed her last night. Who's next?
ahh, shucks, I'm not that cunty.
(I said cunty because my command of english, which is usually good, deserted me after the 11th pint, so cunty seems expresive, poignant, but at the same time give's me a rough edge, which chicks like)
(I said chicks beacuse they are covered in yellow feathers)
Maya, I'll give you UK citizenship for a blowjob ?
cheep as chips (did you see what I did there?)
Good night then???? At least it's past watershed time. The air is BLUE around here!
fuck
where are you piss heads??????
Build a bonfire Build a bonfire Put the scousers on the top Put City in the middle And we'll burn the fookin lot
My old man said "Oh be a City fan" And I said fook off your a cunt I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it Than be a City fan for just one minute
UNITED UNITED UNITED
Barney Army wrote: fuck
where are you piss heads??????
Build a bonfire Build a bonfire Put the scousers on the top Put City in the middle And we'll burn the fookin lot
My old man said "Oh be a City fan" And I said fook off your a cunt I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it Than be a City fan for just one minute
UNITED UNITED UNITED
I'm a season ticket holder at Arsenal- Is it just liverpool and city you got issues with tonight?
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: fuck
where are you piss heads??????
Build a bonfire Build a bonfire Put the scousers on the top Put City in the middle And we'll burn the fookin lot
My old man said "Oh be a City fan" And I said fook off your a cunt I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it Than be a City fan for just one minute
UNITED UNITED UNITED
I'm a season ticket holder at Arsenal- Is it just liverpool and city you got issues with tonight?
who?
Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: fuck
where are you piss heads??????
Build a bonfire Build a bonfire Put the scousers on the top Put City in the middle And we'll burn the fookin lot
My old man said "Oh be a City fan" And I said fook off your a cunt I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it Than be a City fan for just one minute
UNITED UNITED UNITED
I'm a season ticket holder at Arsenal- Is it just liverpool and city you got issues with tonight?
who?
We're that shit team from north london! could not win a fucking raffle if we tried! Bastards. Thn again- there's always europe
United fans dont have any gripe with Arsenal.
Never have, never will.
too much football rivalry up north.
If the South was wiped off the UK football map no one would notice.
London wouldnt know the European Cup if it shat on the Queen.
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:
Barney Army wrote: nice tache Clayhead
Just wait 'til it's tickling yer bumhole!!
that a promise?
Barney Army wrote:
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:
Barney Army wrote: nice tache Clayhead
Just wait 'til it's tickling yer bumhole!!
that a promise?
I'm a man of my word. And 'tache.
normally I would let your Magnum stylee tache tickle my gatekeeper.. but sods fookin law...
My New Years Resolution is to stop Stoke stubble strokin my stop gap.
Jeez, any other year Dr and I'd be well in there.
Barney Army wrote: United fans dont have any gripe with Arsenal.
Never have, never will.
too much football rivalry up north.
If the South was wiped off the UK football map no one would notice.
London wouldnt know the European Cup if it shat on the Queen.
Yet! Like i said-there's always europe. Got to start somewhere. This season is as good as any!
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: United fans dont have any gripe with Arsenal.
Never have, never will.
too much football rivalry up north.
If the South was wiped off the UK football map no one would notice.
London wouldnt know the European Cup if it shat on the Queen.
Yet! Like i said-there's always europe. Got to start somewhere. This season is as good as any!
Europe?? what's that??
Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: United fans dont have any gripe with Arsenal.
Never have, never will.
too much football rivalry up north.
If the South was wiped off the UK football map no one would notice.
London wouldnt know the European Cup if it shat on the Queen.
Yet! Like i said-there's always europe. Got to start somewhere. This season is as good as any!
Europe?? what's that??
There was me thinking you'd collapsed in your drunken state on your keyboard! No idea about europe -but you never know- first time for everyhting and all that!
Barney Army wrote: Aye..
that and a fookin TREBLE
Still going then! well, nothing like a bit of nostalgia. The past is the present and the future is mine
must dash.
I'm thinking of a guitar riff to lay on top of my midi version of 'The Village' It goes der-der-der-der-der-diii-der-der-der-...der-der-doo-doo-doo-doo
fookin genius I am after a load of lager
Barney Army wrote: must dash.
I'm thinking of a guitar riff to lay on top of my midi version of 'The Village' It goes der-der-der-der-der-diii-der-der-der-...der-der-doo-doo-doo-doo
fookin genius I am after a load of lager
No yer fookin not
So children!Let this be a WARNING to you!
Don't DRINK and Post.
B A has just hit the bar and now he is offside!
The Morris Dancer wrote: Maya, I'll give you UK citizenship for a blowjob ?
cheep as chips (did you see what I did there?)
You're soooooo easily sold!
Trust me maya, UK citizenship is not worth you letting Morris cunt or whatever ee's callin himself today, put ANY part of him in your mouth. Pay no more than a fiver for it :D And get at LEAST an italian sportscar for oral favours to that fooker.
BTW, it's ME with the contacts in the passport office Maya :D
Nick boy, how FUCKING SORE was your head this morning then?
(nobody point out nationailty is dick to do with the passport office please :D )
ouch. head is very very sore
my last memory was being bummed by Clayhead?
I dont think anyone noticed though
oh fuck, just remebered spending £300 on a synth on ebay...that I'll never fookin use.
Barney Fookin Army wrote: ouch. head is very very sore
my last memory was being bummed by Clayhead?
I dont think anyone noticed though
oh fuck, just remebered spending £300 on a synth on ebay...that I'll never fookin use.
You didn;t? Fuck, you tool, what did you buy? (answers invloving Maya will be consedered predictable )
a Roland XV-2020, and a new soundcard coz I've run out of audio ports on me PC
I think I need to fit a breathalyser to my laptop
ho hum
This is why this forum was invented.
DRUNKEN POSTS. You cannae beat em.
I received a crate of STELLA from one of my suppliers today, I may well be talking copius amounts of gash later. Trouble is I am even more of a lazy cunt these days and the computer's upstairs
Barney Fookin Army wrote:
a Roland XV-2020, and a new soundcard coz I've run out of audio ports on me PC
I think I need to fit a breathalyser to my laptop
ho hum
Assume from the model that's a rack....oh well, at least it wont take up much space round the house :D
Breath-lock on the lapper sounds good....but would deny us the entertainment. Get someone to change your ebay password and not mail you the new on til the next day :D
I have a delta with 4 in and 4 out, enough inupts for anyone :)
(nobody bother to point out how big a music geek u need to be to understand roland's naming conventions)
