what you get for x-mas?
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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I got some DVDs, some nerdy books, some socks, and a pair of slippers.
slippers?? Yer cuntface! 
digital mike binoche wrote: Why?
well she passed away, and i haven't foud a replacement yet.
had a great X-mas, got an iPOD Nano, a nice down vest, the new Argentina Kit with Riquelme on it!!!, A Boca Juniors 3rd Kit(the white one), the dvd of " my life as a dog" and FIFA Street for the PS2, a huge umbrella(just in time too on the way home it poured), and a big box of mixed tea's best X-mas in years
digital mike binoche wrote: I was expecting SOCKS, PANTS and AFTERSHAVE, but got this;
Result
Why are her nipples all caved in? Unless, they're falsies, nipples don't cave in.
john peel tribute cd.new order story + collection dvd's.3 tops,1 jacket.bottle of chablis.beer belt with holders and bottles.good pubs guide.bottle of vodka.a game were the loser gets a fucking big electric shock.david dimbeldy around britain book.joy division t-shirt.and 20 quid.
Why are her nipples all caved in? Unless, they're falsies, nipples don't cave in.
There's nothing wrong with them. Shall we have a poll on it ?
digital mike binoche wrote:
Why are her nipples all caved in? Unless, they're falsies, nipples don't cave in.
There's nothing wrong with them. Shall we have a poll on it ?
There's nothing wrong with them? I thought you liked natural breasts, as opposed to "fake plastic American" ones. Real breasts don't have holes for nipples.
I mostly got alcohol and pijamas. Next day I went to the store and got a nice suede jacket for my self.
Kraftwerk's "Minimum maximum" DVD and Springsteen's "Born to run" 30th anniversary edition... as well as the usual amount of socks and boxers
Spotnick wrote: Lord of the Rings boxset, there's something like 12 DVDs in there...
In previous times people were presented with 50-volume encyclopedias, now we get 12 DVDs.... Such a sorrowful thought 
An MP3 player (not an iPod, though), CDs (including NO Story), clothes, DVDs, a couple of books and all the usual girlie stuff (make-up etc.).
Miss Disco wrote: An MP3 player (not an iPod, though), CDs (including NO Story), clothes, DVDs, a couple of books and all the usual girlie stuff (make-up etc.).
Now you can watch Blue Monday
I also got slippers.
And the new EP by Kent.
And books.
And things for the kitchen.
And a sportsbag. Dunno what to do with it though... 
And chocolad (spell). I don't eat sweets... 
Rian wrote:
a) And the new EP by Kent.
b) And chocolad (spell). I don't eat sweets...
a) You lucky bastard 
b) You can send it to me 
Myself I got:
Books and the Mel Brooks-DVD Collection 
Ah... And tickets for Deep Purple and Alice Cooper (double concert in february)
What did I get??
Not a motherfucking thing...my mom didn't even have a present for me...I must have been a really bad boy this year...
sniff sniff...
bansheeman wrote: john peel tribute cd.new order story + collection dvd's.3 tops,1 jacket.bottle of chablis.beer belt with holders and bottles.good pubs guide.bottle of vodka.a game were the loser gets a fucking big electric shock.david dimbeldy around britain book.joy division t-shirt.and 20 quid.
AARGH!! We're gonna be turning up at MEN Arena in matching His & His Joy Division shirts!!!! Which one you got? I've got the STILL t-shirt.
the apollo must have been hell for any chick in a NO T-shirt....."Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh 500 people are wearing the same as me".
(I had me ceremony shirt on and felt totally common :D )
monty wrote:
bansheeman wrote: john peel tribute cd.new order story + collection dvd's.3 tops,1 jacket.bottle of chablis.beer belt with holders and bottles.good pubs guide.bottle of vodka.a game were the loser gets a fucking big electric shock.david dimbeldy around britain book.joy division t-shirt.and 20 quid.
AARGH!! We're gonna be turning up at MEN Arena in matching His & His Joy Division shirts!!!! Which one you got? I've got the STILL t-shirt.
its o.k. mine's unknown pleasures
although when it comes to JD albums i like still album most
A turntable - finally the NO vinyl gets an airing!
(Along with 'Now that's what I call Music 1')
April Berhow wrote: Not a DAMN thing.. I love being single and having my parents 1500 miles away!
What...you didn't get my message???
Fookinell...I am WORTHLESS!!!!
craig's digitalwaters wrote: And two remote control Daleks!!!!!!!!!!!
and some bloody socks...
Hope them Daleks come with a guarantee,wait till Banshee gets hold of them!!
craig's digitalwaters wrote: And two remote control Daleks!!!!!!!!!!!
and some bloody socks...
You can have Dalek wars...excellent.
monty wrote:
craig's digitalwaters wrote: And two remote control Daleks!!!!!!!!!!!
and some bloody socks...
Hope them Daleks come with a guarantee,wait till Banshee gets hold of them!!
them things should be banned
they are poisoning the minds of our children 
A\ few books (John Peel's being one of them) ,DVDs,Chocalates and a Gillette battery operated razor which i can honestly say gives the best shave i've ever had.Comfortable ,quick , no irritation and a very very close smooth job.When you've finished (it only takes a few seconds ) there is no soreness or irritation at all.Nice
Christopher Owens wrote: Are you working for Gillette?
It's the dog's bollocks of razors
Johnny wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Are you working for Gillette?
It's the dog's bollocks of razors
So it is NOT just me who thinks this?Got one of these and did NOT realize it was a BATTERY operated one.One minute shaving quietly then all of a SUDDEN i thought i had a bloody vibrating DILDO! Thought to myself....whose fcuking bathroom am i in and why am i shaving at 04:00 am.
Quality item,my youngest son says you can even use it without any WATER and it will still shave closely.Mind you i will never be able to shell out for any replacement blades.Might get a DILDO though!
