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To the tune of 'Alice' by Dr.Hook
Oh, I don't know why he's leaving, Or where he's gonna go I guess he's got his reasons But I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 8 months I've been livin' online with Cambo 8 months just waitin' for a chance To tell him he's a prick And maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used To not living online with Cambo.
CAMBO, CAMBO. WHO THE FUCK IS CAMBO?
whos steve campbell anyway??
im sure if he had posted something interesting id have noticed him.
whoever he is he should take a keaf out of DMBs book and post more tesco threads ffookKIIINN ccMMoOOONNN.
But why do you want to live anyway… You've got drama, love and action when being on Nool… it's better than watch T.V, doesn't it ?
Come on…
Rocket Mick wrote: HUNTSMAN went this way. And it is a POORER site since.
Ah Hunstman. The golden age of NOOL came to an end when he left. The spirit of the place changed overnight: everyone was stunned.
The Cambell issue for me is that I get home from work and, living alone and having fcuk all else to do most nights, turn on the computer and read what everyone's been posting during the day. Recently I've been getting in from work and reading what Steve Campbell has been saying all day. And his posts are so LONG - they take ages to read. Nothing wrong with what he says, he just says so MUCH of it! 3k in two months? If it was an effort to post all of that, think of the effort required to read it all! And yes, you can ignore whatever posts you want, but then what's the point in being here at all?
Steve can leave if he wants, or he can stay and post a bit less or he can just keep going like he has been and take the odd bit of abuse from time to time. Hunstman posted garbage, I'm sure even he'd admit that, maybe he should have got to grips with the BHD thing, but he generally only participated in hijaking one thread at a time, and usually after it was dead anyway. And it wasn't just him - it was just some mates having a laugh - there was no need to react like some people here did.
Yer need thick skin to hang around these parts. At least the moderators haven't got it in for Campbell - the entire population of America was after poor Huntsman. And do you know what really pisses me off? Where are the fuckers that started all the Huntsman-bashing now? The ones who really compained? Moved on, lost interest, found a new toy.
YEah BIG.But also BCD was started because NOOL wanted NO BOLLOCKS on the SANE side.Now there is NO BOLLOCKS on the DAFT SIDE.Mike used to get the same stick too.And me,MARTY,MAJOR T,SHUG,HUNTSMAN etc etc.The point should be MODERATE,BAN(they did to me but it made NO DIFFERENCE to the way i POST) or LEAVE.I will be around for awhile.But also i think MAYBE they could be ONE thread called TOP 3 where ALL Top 3 could be posted.And perhaps merger of the more SIMILAR threads.Make MIKE and CAMBO moderators aswell.Give em something to do. As a consequence of all this i NO LONGER shop at TESCOs.
It was only Seb bashing Huntsman, wasn't it? Like he did Muffy.....
Anyway, my two bob on the subject. There's a lull in gigs at the moment, so nobody has got a lot to talk about, but all this Barneys Angels shite is a complete load of bollocks. This place is going down in quality, fast, and I ain't pointing any fingers at anyone, just observing that there is now a little clique who post complete garbage 95% of the time, regardless of what the thread was about or whether it was on topic. Too much, it has to end.
Sort yerselves out, everyone who knows that the cap fits. And you do know.
The moderators could do like Brando in Superman II and banish him to eternal imprisonment in the Negative Zone; or, failing that, to a thread entitled "The Negative Zone."
oldmonkey wrote: It was only Seb bashing Huntsman, wasn't it? Like he did Muffy.....
I don't remember it being Seb at all - it was some of the American posters that don't come here any more. I can't remember their names.
oldmonkey wrote: It was only Seb bashing Huntsman, wasn't it? Like he did Muffy.....
Anyway, my two bob on the subject. There's a lull in gigs at the moment, so nobody has got a lot to talk about, but all this Barneys Angels shite is a complete load of bollocks. This place is going down in quality, fast, and I ain't pointing any fingers at anyone, just observing that there is now a little clique who post complete garbage 95% of the time, regardless of what the thread was about or whether it was on topic. Too much, it has to end.
Sort yerselves out, everyone who knows that the cap fits. And you do know.
AND YOU,FORGOTTEN
BIGINOIL wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: It was only Seb bashing Huntsman, wasn't it? Like he did Muffy.....
I don't remember it being Seb at all - it was some of the American posters that don't come here any more. I can't remember their names.
It was Seb who called him "Cuntsman", banned him for a while and then revealed his real name to anyone who was online at the time.....
oldmonkey wrote: there is now a little clique who post complete garbage 95% of the time
i fully stand by the excitement factor of my 'do you like your feet?' thread.
Rocket Mick wrote: YEah BIG.But also BCD was started because NOOL wanted NO BOLLOCKS on the SANE side.Now there is NO BOLLOCKS on the DAFT SIDE.Mike used to get the same stick too.And me,MARTY,MAJOR T,SHUG,HUNTSMAN etc etc.The point should be MODERATE,BAN(they did to me but it made NO DIFFERENCE to the way i POST) or LEAVE.I will be around for awhile.But also i think MAYBE they could be ONE thread called TOP 3 where ALL Top 3 could be posted.And perhaps merger of the more SIMILAR threads.Make MIKE and CAMBO moderators aswell.Give em something to do. As a consequence of all this i NO LONGER shop at TESCOs.
ROCKET MICK banned? Fookin'ell. What did you do? Raise your font size Michael.
So the basic concusions I can draw from the above are......
Well guys I dunno what to say. Barney's Angels is a load of shite? but it's OK to tlk about spit-roasting Gillian. When Al hands out badges for gig attendance, it is rightly viewed as generosity. When I *AT THE SUGGESTION OF OTHERS* attempt to hand out some badges for A LAUGH...it's evil, bollox and somehow the seed of all destruction?
Anyone would think I floated along here 2 months ago with no clue who NO were, and that I never ventured an opinion on anything NO related. Personally I always felt that keeping things amusing was good. I also rather got the idea since many people here make music, that things I know in that area would be useful for some.
And I'm some kind of lightweight for not going to Manc aid...a truncated charity spot set that i can neither afford nor physically handle. Fuck's sake I hope none of you end up with bollox like grapefruit, egg sized blood and puss oozing sores on your arse and inner thighs and so many fuckin prescription drugs in your system you can barely talk to your own family.
And never mind the fact i am willing to haul my arse and as much equipment as I can lug over on a fucking plane to spend the biggest NOOLer pissup in history, sober and stuck behind a sound desk...because I thought it might be my one chance to give soemthing back to you all....no I'm a fuckin numpty lightweight. that's assuming everyone stops complaining long enough to let Tim organize the bleeding thing.
I must confess I am very hurt and more than a little furious, which is why I vanished for a while...this is me calmed down. I THOUGHT I was welcome here, thought that among NO fans I'd find a bunch of folks to spend my days with instead of just staring at the wall or watching dr Who and babylon5 over and over, or trying to go out and ending up doing mysself n injury,I am no longer sure of this at all.
I can't be any different...OG if I were...what kind of NO fan would I be..."ooooh I better be different cos market research says so". I'm either me, or I'm gone.
PHD wrote:
Rocket Mick wrote: YEah BIG.But also BCD was started because NOOL wanted NO BOLLOCKS on the SANE side.Now there is NO BOLLOCKS on the DAFT SIDE.Mike used to get the same stick too.And me,MARTY,MAJOR T,SHUG,HUNTSMAN etc etc.The point should be MODERATE,BAN(they did to me but it made NO DIFFERENCE to the way i POST) or LEAVE.I will be around for awhile.But also i think MAYBE they could be ONE thread called TOP 3 where ALL Top 3 could be posted.And perhaps merger of the more SIMILAR threads.Make MIKE and CAMBO moderators aswell.Give em something to do. As a consequence of all this i NO LONGER shop at TESCOs.
ROCKET MICK banned? Fookin'ell. What did you do? Raise your font size Michael.
DEN PERRY did it!
FFS yer big jessie - chill man! I've read most of the posts over the last day, and you ain't coming across as being painted as a cross between the Antichrist and Michael Ball at all. Yes, there have been some observations of late that your massively increased online presence and post count of the last two months has been predominantly off-topic, but I don't think anyone is blaming you for the price of milk, the tsunami or Rocket's baldness, or even the general crap state of NOOL at the moment. No, we know that all of the above are down to German-based pharmaceutical companies. We also know that you've been around here for several years, and continue to be a mine of very useful expert info on tech stuff, stuff that I wouldn't know my arse from my elbow on. Stick with it pal. This corralling of and pandering to the virtual girlie community is a bit shit though, you have to admit!
And no, the spit-roast thread wasn't on, at all. Spotty let that one last just a bit too long, and shame on those who thought it was a good idea.
I hope ye's can all see why I cannae be bothered M.O.D.erating this forum anymore.
Ye's are all cunts.
C'Mon The Hoops :D
welcome, steve, to the exclusive club of Those With Physical Ailments Who Enter Into Tirades On BCD Because Just the Right Button Has Been Pushed, Perhaps Without the Other Party/Parties Realizing It. happy to have you aboard.
No , you should stay, Steve.
I don't know why the badges thing is causing upset when there has been Viking badges before.
I think in a few months time when (if) you go back to work you'll not be posting so much anyway.Although work doesn't stop some people posting!!!!
Oh, and my apoligies, for it was i who started the Gillian spit roast thread.I think.I was a bit pissed .
So this Huntsman fella pissed off the whole of America?
hmm, sounds familiar
Anyway, stop all this fightin folks. We've got the BSP 3rd Battalion Botty Boys to beat up in a few weeks. Stick tight and dont run
Anyway, Steve's posts were nothing compared to the drunk bollocks I spouted the other week.
And no one spouts bigger bollocks than that ChrissMari twat.
Barney Army wrote: So this Huntsman fella pissed off the whole of America?
apparently it was canada? this american misses huntsman.
