Holy Gozongas, Batman!!

this was on the list of Pope approved topics, correct? source and lulz

Jordan @ Workout DVD Signing









What a fcuking Dog she is, plastic titted retard

DMB THE Voice of Reason wrote: What a fcuking Dog she is, plastic titted retard

She's just DIRTY

I must bathe after looking at these pictures :(

The Monkey Mafia wrote: does the Jordan diet consist of swinging around a pole???

I think the Jordan diet consists of gallons and gallons of white sticky fluid

She could have just done without the bra, it's not like they aren't just screaming to be let free, anyways.

i hope her and peter andre are really happy. actually i could not care less.

I will party hard the day that fucker dies. Look at what she poured into herself while preggers, she's given birth to a mutant because of it.

Steve Campbell wrote: I will party hard the day that fucker dies. Look at what she poured into herself while preggers, she's given birth to a mutant because of it.

He is a cuddly mutant though.

And Dwight Yorke has buggered off to Syndey or something and totally ignores them both :(

He is kinda cute and cuddly now. But he's gonna be one ugly motherfucker when he grows up. (is he going to grow up or has she doomed the poor wee bastard to an early grave too)

I'm normally very critical of men running off and leaving women holding the baby, it's low, ungentlemanly and frankly a bit sad. in this case. Good move.

I don't think Cambo would kick her off!!

john kershaw wrote: I don't think Cambo would kick her off!!

new avatar??

ChrissMari wrote:

john kershaw wrote: I don't think Cambo would kick her off!!

new avatar??

Yeah, have it for a week. You will probably notice a change in the tone of replies to you though!

Hope you're not easily offended!

I'll have to turn me images off in me browser if you adopt that Chriss. What about a nice picture of a cow having vaginal prolapse, that'll go over much better :D

lay the fuck off Jordan.

she is one smart business woman. tough lady. making a fortune off the tabloids.

jealousy gets you nowhere!!

Missy Jem wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

john kershaw wrote: I don't think Cambo would kick her off!!

new avatar??

Yeah, have it for a week. You will probably notice a change in the tone of replies to you though!

Hope you're not easily offended!

fuckin ell. Alfies wearing his Joy Division rig-out!

john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

john kershaw wrote: I don't think Cambo would kick her off!!

new avatar??

Yeah, have it for a week. You will probably notice a change in the tone of replies to you though!

Hope you're not easily offended!

fuckin ell. Alfies wearing his Joy Division rig-out!

He can almost sing LWTUA now too!

john kershaw wrote: lay the fuck off Jordan.

she is one smart business woman. tough lady. making a fortune off the tabloids.

jealousy gets you nowhere!!

Glowing boobs are the ultimate compliment!!

just after they've been sucked.

Tut, well really! Disgraceful.

Erm, by the way Kershaw, just how big is your gob if you can get one of those in?

What a fcuking Dog she is, plastic titted retard

Well, I'd have to perform tests to confirm the consistency of her boobs. I do not think she photos well.

Missy Jem wrote: Erm, by the way Kershaw, just how big is your gob if you can get one of those in?

and if this is the case, please to see me next time I'm in Liddy ;)

Missy Jem wrote: Erm, by the way Kershaw, just how big is your gob if you can get one of those in?

And how thick his skin to stand being that near her without sticking a fork in her eye :D

Why is she famous?

she cured? She wrote? She created? She achieved?

as far as I can tell she famous for having 43,000 recycled CPU's shoved into her shect to make her look loke some sort of freak. I suppose a mongrel like her had to do something like that to get boys to want to be near her for more than 30 secs.

Still at least she isn't that other thing who's only famous for not liking her.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Erm, by the way Kershaw, just how big is your gob if you can get one of those in?

And how thick his skin to stand being that near her without sticking a fork in her eye :D

Why is she famous?

she cured? She wrote? She created? She achieved?

as far as I can tell she famous for having 43,000 recycled CPU's shoved into her shect to make her look loke some sort of freak. I suppose a mongrel like her had to do something like that to get boys to want to be near her for more than 30 secs.

Still at least she isn't that other thing who's only famous for not liking her.

Wait though, wasn't she famous before the boobs? Page3 only has "natural" girls.

And she's famous for running for office.. though that was after the boobs so.. hrm

Whatever, I don't much care for her except for the entertainment found in making fun of her....

When she was a Page 3 girl, she looked really good. She was interviewed on GMTV and she had her hair tied back in a ponytail and only a tiny bit of make-up on and she was absolutely stunning. Now, she's just rough looking. Shame really. You've got to admire her though if only for making money out of pervs!

thing is tho.....now we not only have little gir;s being told that the best way to get ahead in life is to stuff your body with toxic padding (roll on the day hers turn hard or leak)...but the addeed message that being a vacuous uneducated whore is a good plan too. She's far from Harmless. What's wrong with yer woman messenger? she's got big baps AND a degree, a sense of humour and bright wits.

Steve Campbell wrote: thing is tho.....now we not only have little gir;s being told that the best way to get ahead in life is to stuff your body with toxic padding (roll on the day hers turn hard or leak)...but the addeed message that being a vacuous uneducated whore is a good plan too. She's far from Harmless. What's wrong with yer woman messenger? she's got big baps AND a degree, a sense of humour and bright wits.

I have to agree...

Yeah but she's ever so slightly annoying doncha think with that happy happy smile all the time?

Missy Jem wrote: Yeah but she's ever so slightly annoying doncha think with that happy happy smile all the time?

Well I didn't say she was my fave person in the world, just that she proves you can be the averagevacuous male's idea of shit hot, WITHOUT being a dribbling brain damage patient :D