Pop Stars You'd Like To Twat

Jane McDonald that ship singing bint.

I always thought it'd be nice to hang out by the exit of one of those manufacture a wanker shows, and just bass each and every one of the contestants as they come out (unless they totally took the piss....but then again, that may have allowed the cheeky whores to survive this policy)

Chris Coldplay

...the curly haired meff

Pete Doherty

Further to my original posting yesterday, I would just like to add that RTL played Paul Young's 'Wherever I Lay My Hat' this morning...

That fucker had me thrown out of a bar in Covent Garden because I asked him (very politely) why he had recorded 'Love Will Tear Us Apart'. The twat said it was because the song spoke to him as it had 'soul' What a cock!

john kershaw wrote: Chris Coldplay

he's one i'd like in...

you get the picture.

michael buble, not because he's actually done anthing annoying, well he has. he has released some very annoying "music". the same goes for james blunt.

Anyone mention Michael Bolton yet?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Anyone mention Michael Bolton yet?

please don't

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Anyone mention Michael Bolton yet?

I believe you just did :D

Incidentally, BTW, and not to put too fine a point on it, the UK Order is stillwaiting on an apology from you for trying to palm the fucker off onto us!

Too many to think of at the moment.....

Martin Gore ( Gore pronounced WANKER )

what is it with michaels?

michael jackson michael bolton michael blunt michael buble

all deserve a good smacking.

Angry Anderson needs bringing down another peg or two. eh Ron?

Martin Gore ( Gore pronounced WANKER )

I take that back, I mean he is hardly a star is he ?

AgentWood wrote:

john kershaw wrote: Chris Coldplay

he's one i'd like in...

you get the picture.

... a threesome with his pregnant missus? is that what you mean?

Nick 'fookin' Berry

Liam Gallagher James Blunt Chris Martin

Their Creepy voices go right through me

Barney Army wrote: Nick 'fookin' Berry

It says just Nick Berry on my album cover - it doesn't mention a middle name.......:)

john kershaw wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

john kershaw wrote: Chris Coldplay

he's one i'd like in...

you get the picture.

... a threesome with his pregnant missus? is that what you mean?

she is lovely, but i'd rather have him all to myself, thank you. ;)

MEN

Bono Any boy band Craig David Jon Bon Jovi Bryan Adams Elton John Rod Stewort Michael Bolton LL Cool J Marti Pellow The Rollin Stones Paul McCartney

WOMEN

Celine Dion Britney Spears Sinead O'Connor Enya (you can stick your pipe music up your arse)

owz about NATASHA BEDDINGFIELD & her fat brother.

isn't THESE DAYS one of the worst songs ever.

current pop stars are so lame they dont even deserve a twatting as they are pale imitations of the even bigger twats that came before.

donny osmond glitter all of boney m leo sayer david cassidy adam ant all of king cliff richard bucks fizz shakin stevens steve strang fuck me i could go on for ever but they all deserved and still deserve a being run over by a steam roller. but the one who really gets my goat,the one that i would honestly punch as hard as i could straight in the face and then jump on his fat fucking face till his head burst open like a melon and then fling the fat cunts lifless body into a pit of rabid dogs and have there shit burned after they had devored it.

chriss moyles.

oh i forgot,to say i also think hes a talentless cunt of the highest order,cunt.

mike powell wrote: chriss moyles.

oh come on, he's the coutry's number one Mark radcliffe tribute act.

1. Justin Timberlake (Timbertwit, more like)
2. Chris Martin
3. Liam and Noel Gallagher (for being arrogant asses)

Christopher Owens wrote:

Sorry if I'm being a stupid cow here but who's that?

Someone suggested Chris Martin of Coldplay. He's a good singer, come on!

Miss Disco wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Sorry if I'm being a stupid cow here but who's that?

Alan from The Rakes.

Thinks his epileptic dancing is unique.