What's the first thing you do in the morning?

I go pee

same every single morning

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNG!!

Tell my alarm clock to fcuk off!

Same. then check mail and other higher functions of my Linux box, then take painkillers and drink coffee.

Of course "morning" is a mutable term in my life.

Open my eyes.

Every now and then, a five knuckle shuffle to get me invigorated for the day.

I go right back to sleep...

Christopher Owens wrote: Open my eyes.

I tell my alarm clock to fcuk off before then, infact it sometimes goes back to 'sleep' several times before I open my eyes!

I wake up.

coffee read paper coffee brekkie check nool have a crap shave & shower get dressed go to work coffee

I think about Maya

Uusually the first thing I do is roll over and give the finger to my alarm clock. If I'm woken up by someone else, I do the same.

Then follows a pot of coffee, getting my exercise/shower in, checking e/voicemail and getting on with work orders. Though, I grant it's not always morning when I do those things.

I turn off my alarm clock, look for some clean clothes to wear, and take a hot shower.

I tell Bertha (the milk cow) to get out

Shower.

Go to work before it get's too late

"morning" usually happens b/w 12 noon and 1:00 pm after hitting the "snooze" button a few times. I use the alarm on my cell phone that way my alarm clock is actually in my bed with me. feed the cat because he will harass me every few minutes until he gets it make coffee & bed take a shower check post/e mail go to work... I think people believe I'm just a lazy bastard but I don't actually go to sleep until around 4 am - I'm just on a different schedule than the rest of the world.

Johnny wrote: I think about Maya

aw shucks!

Wank it is then

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: I think about Maya

aw shucks!

Wank it is then

the question was what we do first thing in the morning, not the first thing we do when we go to bed......

some exercises 7.00 bathroom 7.10 breakfast 7.25 go to work 7.40

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: I think about Maya

aw shucks!

Wank it is then

the question was what we do first thing in the morning, not the first thing we do when we go to bed......

I dunno Ron, sometimes it takes a good tadger-tug just to get the heart started in the mornings.

And what better fantasy than NOOL's very own pin-up girl Maya :D

Steve Campbell wrote: And what better fantasy than NOOL's very own pin-up girl Maya :D

it has just gone eleven at nignt here, work tomorrow. it think i had better go to bed soon.

I have a routine of some exercise [weights, pressups, situps], shower, breakfast, check internet sites that I leave loaded on Firefox and clean teeth.

get up 5:30 coffee fag fag fag drive to work fag fag fag start work :()

Christopher Owens wrote: Open my eyes.

Every now and then, a five knuckle shuffle to get me invigorated for the day.

only one person can admit to masturbating?

have a heated argument with my alarm clock for at least 15 minutes, brush my teeth, take a shower, get dressed, make sure my hair looks decent, make some coffee, take my meds, feed the cats, drive to work.

Bring in the morning paper Take a shit, and read the news Shower Get dressed Another shit Drive to work/a client

I never have breakfast, stupid me

Very first thing is to figure out what day it is...after that it's a trudge upstairs to visit the bathroom.

open curtains---listean to my bloody valentine...only shallow

hit the snooze repeatedly for an hour (i'm not a morning person obviously) cheerios and OJ brush teeth shave/shower get dressed feed the cat off to the working grind

Groan Swear at my alarm clock Slap my alarm clock very hard Yawn Stretch Turn over and have another five minutes Wake up an hour later Swear a lot Run round bedroom in a panic Yawn Bathroom Yawn Hair Make-up Yawn Breakfast Yawn Drive to work Get halfway to work then realise i've forgotten my purse Swear even more Get to work Apologise for being late

bang the kettle on!

let go of me knob

Marc wrote: I have a routine of some exercise [weights, pressups, situps], shower, breakfast, check internet sites that I leave loaded on Firefox and clean teeth.

yeah yeah. pull the other one Marc