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Spread yourself around a bit please
Mountaineers have warned of changes to the soil on Scottish summits because of an increase in people scattering the ashes of loved ones.
What a load of shit. Whales are dying out there in London, and all these people can think moan about is a few scraps of burned person being sprinkled on a hill.
I want to be chucked into the North Sea anyway 
so the ashes should be buried, and that we'll all be helping to make the little flowers grow (cue to play that classic Lee Hazlewood tune)?
Wonder what the effects of ashes are on the turf in Philadelphia, where they had a man run out onto the field during a game to spread his mom's remains? 
Would that be having your ashes, or your body, be chucked into the North Sea Biggy, haven't really thought mine, perhaps into the crater of Mount Saint Helens, so when it erupts again, my remains will likely be spread out very thinly over the US and parts of the world. They certainly couldn't complain about more ashes there, in a volcano, for heaven's sake. 
that reminds me i still have my mother's ashes at home. i had meant to do something about by now.
