Coffee Shops

Do my fuckin head in

Prissy poncey bollocks if you ask me.

lets all meet up before the gig and have a.....coffee??

BOLLOCKS

BA wrote: Do my fuckin head in

Prissy poncey bollocks if you ask me.

lets all meet up before the gig and have a.....coffee??

BOLLOCKS

That's because you have NO class!

He just hasn't worked out they sell Irish Coffee and such like :D

I have no problem with them in principle, in fact they CAN be very nice places....but.....

1. Never after dark unless you are gay or a recovering alco
2. there are too fucking many of them...like a virus, and the chain ones suck bollox.

Bonzette wrote:

That's because you have NO class!

Nah, it's coz Oim a norvenor :D

sets himself up for an easy one there

don't like KWARRRFEEE (as they say in NYC) nope. never have. i'm a tea head.

don't like brown flavoured stuff like brown cake and choccy ice cream. the brown smell puts me right off.

BA wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

That's because you have NO class!

Nah, it's coz Oim a norvenor :D

sets himself up for an easy one there

Exactly- you have no class!:D

I like coffee but am not allowed to drink it- caffeine- makes me VERY ill!

Any other drug is fine!

Bonzette wrote:

BA wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

That's because you have NO class!

Nah, it's coz Oim a norvenor :D

sets himself up for an easy one there

Exactly- you have no class!:D

Yeah, class like Jellied eels Pearly kings and queens Essex people

We dont do 'class' up north.

just cool

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BA wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

That's because you have NO class!

Nah, it's coz Oim a norvenor :D

sets himself up for an easy one there

Exactly- you have no class!:D

Yeah, class like Jellied eels Pearly kings and queens Essex people

I'm not from Essex! NORTH London (now that is class in itself!) to the core! I hate seafood and fish! (puke)

Yep- Pure class

You either got it, or you aint!

(Cue Kershaw with some smart lyrics about Arsenal)

he can't be arsed he's just had some tit on the phone givin him grief.

(this is john's mum typin)

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BA wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

That's because you have NO class!

Nah, it's coz Oim a norvenor :D

sets himself up for an easy one there

Exactly- you have no class!:D

Yeah, class like Jellied eels Pearly kings and queens Essex people

I'm not from Essex! NORTH London (now that is class in itself!) to the core! I hate seafood and fish! (puke)

Yep- Pure class

You either got it, or you aint!

(Cue Kershaw with some smart lyrics about Arsenal)

I never said you were from Essex, I was merely giving examples of non-northern class.

Oh, don't forget The Wurzels

And you can't touch me, I know I'm scum, from an island populated by the most classless bunch of pissheads you ever seen (outside anywhere with an L postcode anyway)

john kershaw wrote: he can't be arsed he's just had some tit on the phone givin him grief.

(this is john's mum typin)

Phew- i've had enough for one day..........on that note, i'm going home.

Laters all!

BLACK COFFEE, MOTHERFUCKER! NOW!

I'm a bit cranky in the morning until I have my coffee ... then I'm ABSO-FUCKING-LUTE-LY CRANKY. What makes you think I won't cut you, bitch?

Myth: the Boston Tea Party had nothing to do with taxes; we'd just fucking had ENOUGH of prissy-ass Indian mulch water. Give me coffee or give me death!

COFEEEEEEEE! COFEEEEEEEE! COFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FDO*EOFJW38row83q!!!!!

coffee

served in my BIG WHITE NO WFTSC CUP :p

I've no problem with coffee, far from it.

just them fuckin Cafe Nero style shops, full of tosspots.

I met Hakan Suker in Starbucks in St Annes sqaure about 3 years ago. My mate asked for his autograph. Didnt give it him.

The coffee shops in Amsterdam are ok

BA wrote: I've no problem with coffee, far from it.

just them fuckin Cafe Nero style shops, full of tosspots.

Yeah, i agree. Go to the pub, have a coffee, then have a beer.

Puffs

i admit to frequenting my local drive-thru starbucks. venti mocha frappuccino.

Don't like them. Why go to a coffee shop - pubs sell coffee now! You can have a brandy on the side that way....:) and smoke!

Wino wrote: Don't like them. Why go to a coffee shop - pubs sell coffee now! You can have a brandy on the side that way....:) and smoke!

Girl after me own heart!

Missy Jem wrote:

BA wrote: I've no problem with coffee, far from it.

just them fuckin Cafe Nero style shops, full of tosspots.

Yeah, i agree. Go to the pub, have a coffee, then have a beer.

Puffs

I agree too. Some tosser sent me an email talking about going for something to eat the other day. How stupid is that? What's wrong with crisps and nuts?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

BA wrote: I've no problem with coffee, far from it.

just them fuckin Cafe Nero style shops, full of tosspots.

Yeah, i agree. Go to the pub, have a coffee, then have a beer.

Puffs

I agree too. Some tosser sent me an email talking about going for something to eat the other day. How stupid is that? What's wrong with crisps and nuts?

Yeah, sounds like a right tosser he does!

I prefer good old PG TIPS me :D

Rian wrote: The coffee shops in Amsterdam are ok

Hehe, I daren't go in those places anymore, I got in for a "quickie" and end up staying all day

AgentWood wrote: i admit to frequenting my local drive-thru starbucks. venti mocha frappuccino.

I started saving myself the 4$ + tax and learned to make them at home. Not exactly like the original, but just enough to fool my tastebuds. :D I love coffee. Usually nothing fancy, but I did enjoy my fraps before they cut into my cash a little much. Most days I drink my coffee black and sweet.

I don't like coffeeshops, or the air that seems prevalent aroudn the ones here. There're friendlier place to go, I htink. Bowling alleys, for one.

Just as big a fan of tea.

Rian wrote: The coffee shops in Amsterdam are ok

I thought that this is where this thread might be heading. Always woz a bit confused about those places. A bit like the country really.
Never could make up their minds whether they are in Holland or the Netherlands. Before they got the euro, what was their currency, the guilder or the florin? Why have they got two capitals (The Hague & Amsterdam)? & Some of the coffee shops don't sell coffee.

Jet Stream wrote:

Rian wrote: The coffee shops in Amsterdam are ok

I thought that this is where this thread might be heading. Always woz a bit confused about those places. A bit like the country really.
Never could make up their minds whether they are in Holland or the Netherlands. Before they got the euro, what was their currency, the guilder or the florin? Why have they got two capitals (The Hague & Amsterdam)? & Some of the coffee shops don't sell coffee.

Don't ask me. I'm from Sweden....

Bonzette wrote:

BA wrote: Do my fuckin head in

Prissy poncey bollocks if you ask me.

lets all meet up before the gig and have a.....coffee??

BOLLOCKS

That's because you have NO class!

I don't go because i have NO money

£5.60 for a cup of coffee that's gone in one sip.And a £3 doughnut

Never had a drink of coffee myself, tea here everytime. One of my friends has an espresso stand, just looking at the menu gives me a headache, I wouldn't know where to start. You can sue me for supporting a Starbucks today though, I just popped in the local one at the Fred Meyer to see if they had a marionberry muffin. They did, so I bought one. Had to go there, the local bakery where I get mine was out earlier this morning...:(

Used to be a coffee shop demon but I've nearly stopped drinking the stuff. A friend's developed a fondness for caffeine so I go in more than usual but I buy tea instead. Much cheaper option but £1.20 for a teabag, hot water and milk still seems high!

In general I don't mind coffee shops but it's mostly Starbucks, Cafe Nero and such in Manchester, you're better off with the pubs.

Johnny wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BA wrote: Do my fuckin head in

Prissy poncey bollocks if you ask me.

lets all meet up before the gig and have a.....coffee??

BOLLOCKS

That's because you have NO class!

I don't go because i have NO money

£5.60 for a cup of coffee that's gone in one sip.And a £3 doughnut

I don't go to them either! Boring places and i can't drink coffee! Pub everytime!

Check your e-mail!

as much as i love coffee. i don't really go into coffee shops. i much prefer a pub. these days they absolutely confuse. what happened to the days when you just ordered a white coffee with sugar, or a cappuccino.

All of the coffee chains - Cafe Nero, Starbucks, etc are all crap. Overpriced and nothing but a load of froth.

It makes me laugh how these coffee bars in the UK are so desperately trying to feel like that you are supping your Latte in mainland Europe, with their shiny bistro chairs, complete with tables and umbrellas outside on the pavement. 'Wow, I feel like I could be in Munich! No, wait a minute, I'm still in Stoke..' Shite.

Of course, living out in mainland Europe now, I am addicted to coffee as the tea is, quite frankly, awful :shudder:

I'll put the kettle on then,shall i?

we had some good ones in bremen, like tschibo, and eduscho. the people in bremen are very proud of their coffee, as they import it and roast it. sometimes the whole city smells of roasted coffee, yum. bremen supplies much of europe with coffee.

we have quite a few locally owned coffee shops around here (not too many Starbux due to smart city zoning). I don't hang out in them but buy super high octane coffee to go. There's one in particular that makes me feel especially cracked out. A fun/scary feeling.