GUESS THE NAME...

OK it's time for a competition.

John Kershaw has changed his user name to "J.A.K."

What do you think the "A" stands for?

First prize is a 62" Plasma Screen Telly nicked personally by the very same man!

I think it's ANDREW

Arnold

And is it just me, or does that bint (anastacia or whatever aint it?)look like she's had someone photoshop clip about 6 inches out of her middle? I heard of legs that go ALL the way up....but hers appear to terminate at her ribcage.

Angel, lol

Ha ha good one!!

Algernon

Steve this is a serious competition. If you're not going to be good, stand outside.

Alan.

Missy Jem wrote: Steve this is a serious competition. If you're not going to be good, stand outside.

Sorry Miss Hicks (stares at feet) wont happen again Miss Hicks.

Is it Achilles?

It's easy........... Arsenal of course

Bonzette wrote: It's easy........... Arsenal of course

almost right

Generic wrote: ARISTOTLE?

get paid!!!

up the aristotle?

Antique!

errr...lets change the subject now eh

J.A.K wrote: errr...lets change the subject now eh

Ashamed

eh?

Aloysius

AKUJI which translated from African, means Dead or Away!

Mistake - it means Dead AND awake!

oh no!

Ashley

Right, come on J.A.K. Are any of us right?

Aldo - the gunslinger

Wino wrote: Mistake - it means Dead AND awake!

I'm clocking you Wino

Got e-mail

Albert:)

Alzheimer

Abdulla

Missy Jem wrote: Right, come on J.A.K. Are any of us right?

nah...not even close

Anthony

artemus agamemnon

alfred anfield ainsley aesop aaron

Anfield

He drops the John when he's playing all that obscure African music

The "A" is merely an illusion of the bourgeoisie...

Ape?

Anti-Christ? Anti-pasti? Aunti Beryl? Aloo? Angry (as in Angry Anderson)? Art? Arbuthnot? AK-47?

afraid, as in be very afraid.

Anarchist. Albion. 'Ave it.

arsebiscuit

Accused

Alexander.

if it is I'll consider J.A.W. nope.

Alec.

Arsenal would be best.

Assassin? :violent2:

dolphie.

Ask me ask me ask me

Because...

BIGINOIL wrote: Ask me ask me ask me

Because...

ok you are being asked.

If it's not love then it's the bomb the bomb the bomb that will bring us together.

If spotty didn't limit google to the sane side, we could easily troll up the "what's yer middle name" thread, as it is....even I have more important things to do than hunt for it by hand.

Steve Campbell wrote: If spotty didn't limit google to the sane side, we could easily troll up the "what's yer middle name" thread, as it is....even I have more important things to do than hunt for it by hand.

Would Google help us to know what that means?

andy?

assasin ... Adam ! Atom. Aragorn. have Axel or Ansel been asked?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: If spotty didn't limit google to the sane side, we could easily troll up the "what's yer middle name" thread, as it is....even I have more important things to do than hunt for it by hand.

Would Google help us to know what that means?

Trans: the site's internal search funtion is handled by google. However it does not index this forum, because it is full of people like me ;)

Consequently, Even typing "middle name" into the site search does not return the result of the "what's your middle name thread". Were it possible to find this thread without actually goind backwards through each page by hand, we may have an easy method by which to determine what A is for.

My new bet. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARumplestiltskin

normal wrote: Anthony

normal wins.

its Anthony.

(now leave me alone I'm not in a good mood today)

thanks for that. i can sleep soundly now for knowing that.

What fun!

Now do me. Begins with M.

michael

maurice

BIGINOIL wrote: What fun!

Now do me. Begins with M.

Molin?

malcolm?

mandy?

mavis?

Well done Ronald - it's Michael.

This is such fun - who's next?

BIGINOIL wrote: Well done Ronald - it's Michael.

This is such fun - who's next?

J

no, not Jesus...or Jerk :\ohwell:

Jeremy.

John?

Missy Jem wrote: John?

leave all the good johns out of it.

Jebbediah?

There are good Johns??

Jackass?

I dunno Jem, you tell us ;)

BTW My superparanoid proddy vision says it's james.

yup. James

All very biblical. Quite like Jackass though.

next?

What's my middle name? Begins with "C" (no swear words please).

What's my middle name? Begins with "C" (no swear words please).

Missy Jem wrote: What's my middle name? Begins with "C" (no swear words please).

you have to be a Claire

WTF? I'm frightened, you got it in one. Have i told you before?

Missy Jem wrote: What's my middle name? Begins with "C" (no swear words please).

Cancer

Missy Jem wrote: WTF? I'm frightened, you got it in one. Have i told you before?

don't think so...you just look like a claire.

Biggie....nasty tho that is, there's certainly no cure for her ;)

That's a horrible, mean and nasty thing to say

maybe he DID mean it in the horribly sickly sweet way I put it?

cunnilingus

You belong in the gutter

...

with me!!

Missy Jem wrote: You belong in the gutter

...

with me!!

He probably DREAMS of moving up to a gutter, never mind one furnished with an actual real live woman already in it.