Bonzette, when we going shopping ?
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"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: You picked a branch yet?
TESCO STORES LTD
361 ROUNDHAY ROAD LEEDS WEST YORKSHIRE LS8 4BU
0845 677 9414 0113 214 7496 (fax)
We may need to pre book a table!
J.A.K wrote:
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: You picked a branch yet?
the one you're sitting on Mike.
Nosey!
361 ROUNDHAY ROAD
It's a Deal , when we going ? We can check out the special offers on the Wine for Kath !
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
361 ROUNDHAY ROAD
It's a Deal , when we going ? We can check out the special offers on the Wine for Kath !
Well, i've checked the diary and 25th of Feb, 4th March or 10th March fit into my schedule.
How about you?
I'm keen to bring back a present for Kath, so yes, checking out the special wine offers will be an essential part of our shopping!
I can do the 25th March.
Is it a big Tesco ? How Many Checkouts ?
Bet you look lovely floating down the aisles.
Are you a Basket or Trolly person?
you're a basket case and she's off 'er bleedin trolley.
i'll get me coat.
(I can get the points put on the card later)
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: I can do the 25th March.
Is it a big Tesco ? How Many Checkouts ?
Bet you look lovely floating down the aisles.
Are you a Basket or Trolly person?
Basket person! I don't have the correct temperament for a Trolly!
It's a big Tesco, not sure it beats your checkout record, but.....we could discuss the matter with management whilst there!
25th of March is good for me
You wait until you see me in action in those aisles!
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: I can do the 25th March.
Is it a big Tesco ? How Many Checkouts ?
Bet you look lovely floating down the aisles.
Are you a Basket or Trolly person?
Don't forget the essentials will you? You know what i mean?
The Tesco's bag for life (shopping) and the tesco's wine bag for life (for Wino's wine)
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
What about the bag to prevent life
You caught my drift then Diggy
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
Leeds is a bit of a neutral venue isn't it?
Quality Store though !
you look after her Mikey
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
Leeds is a bit of a neutral venue isn't it?
Quality Store though !
Try and get some pics of the store then
Try and get some pics of the store then
Will do, and also report on how many checkout's it has
I was in Tescos buying some wine this week and the self service check out asked for approval for the wine but i just pressed continue and it let me go on and buy it.
How is that supposed to stop under age drinking?
There was no til supervisor
Kids today eh? They get it so easy
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: By the way I meant 25th of Feb
Good! I thought 25th March was a fair way off- imagine all the wine deals we'd miss out on!
I look forward to it! Don't you dare stand me up, Digital!
(i'm so glad you got my drift on the essentials/ protection bit. Much better to sort these things out before, rather then have any embbarrassing moments at the checkout! )
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: I will be there gonna research the store today, do we need to get a hotel room?
Hmmmm..............good point! I had not considered midnight shopping, but, we are making the effort for this trip, it seems only right to fully Tesco indulge ourselves.
Better try and book two rooms, right next door to each other! That way, we can knock Morse Code messages to each other through the walls!
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Just checked the Leeds store, it does Photo Processing
What about Dry Cleaning?
Spunk is such a persistant stain.
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
I know....even I draw the line at that. Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
I know....even I draw the line at that. Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
well said Ste. the best thing they do is Shopping
J.A.K wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
I know....even I draw the line at that. Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
well said Ste. the best thing they do is Shopping
Yeah she brought back much neat stuff and didn;t even rip me off ;)
of course I looked like I'd stolen it, or like a donkey wearing a hat ;)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
then she wheeled off on her castors crunching pi..
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
Jealousy! This is no ordinary shopping- this is Tesco!
Tweet, tweet (i'm not just any bird )
J.A.K wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
I know....even I draw the line at that. Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
well said Ste. the best thing they do is Shopping
And football!
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Just checked the Leeds store, it does Photo Processing
Don't forget the camera then!
But you'll dither and look at two identical products in a confused way for ages because they have different labels. Or get into a brawl with rich women round the "reduced to clear" stuff. And complain about everyone else's manner while parking your own trolley accross the aisles like a fuckwit... ....hang on..... ...sorry Bonz, had you mixed up with my ma there....my bad ;)
NO idea WTF BA's on about tho.
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
I know....even I draw the line at that. Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
well said Ste. the best thing they do is Shopping
And football!
Football. haha. good one. i love it when a bird starts talkin all serious about football.
football. hahaha very funny.
football.
Steve Campbell wrote: But you'll dither and look at two identical products in a confused way for ages because they have different labels. Or get into a brawl with rich women round the "reduced to clear" stuff. And complain about everyone else's manner while parking your own trolley accross the aisles like a fuckwit... ....hang on..... ...sorry Bonz, had you mixed up with my ma there....my bad ;)
NO idea WTF BA's on about tho.
Good morning Mr Campbell!
I have no idea what BA's on about most of the time either- must be some sort of coded love message for me
Diggy's in charge of the trolly! Much safer bet then me! 
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote: i'm not bein funny but why would any fella wanna go shoppin with a bird. Errr. HELLO!!!!
I know....even I draw the line at that. Like when Leanne said "we need to go shopping and get you a new outfit".... I just handed her money and told her to fook off ;)
well said Ste. the best thing they do is Shopping
And football!
Football. haha. good one. i love it when a bird starts talkin all serious about football. football. hahaha very funny. football.
Football!
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: But you'll dither and look at two identical products in a confused way for ages because they have different labels. Or get into a brawl with rich women round the "reduced to clear" stuff. And complain about everyone else's manner while parking your own trolley accross the aisles like a fuckwit... ....hang on..... ...sorry Bonz, had you mixed up with my ma there....my bad ;)
NO idea WTF BA's on about tho.
Good morning Mr Campbell!
I have no idea what BA's on about most of the time either- must be some sort of coded love message for me
Diggy's in charge of the trolly! Much safer bet then me!
An excellent plan, people will be averting their gaze and shielding their eyes from his fine fashionable shirt....giving you clear and unrestricted passage.
Pick us up a few bags of lightly salted tortilla's will ya bonz...the perfect companion to Steve's 24hour chilli...far superior to the greasy wotnots Asda sell, and the only other brand available that isn;t heavily poisoned with flavourings. I never get them cos me ma's too fuckwitted to work out tesco is nicer and sometimes cheaper than Asda, which would make the taxi fare home, money well spent. If I think of anything else I'll mail you a list. ;)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: But you'll dither and look at two identical products in a confused way for ages because they have different labels. Or get into a brawl with rich women round the "reduced to clear" stuff. And complain about everyone else's manner while parking your own trolley accross the aisles like a fuckwit... ....hang on..... ...sorry Bonz, had you mixed up with my ma there....my bad ;)
NO idea WTF BA's on about tho.
Good morning Mr Campbell!
I have no idea what BA's on about most of the time either- must be some sort of coded love message for me
Diggy's in charge of the trolly! Much safer bet then me!
An excellent plan, people will be averting their gaze and shielding their eyes from his fine fashionable shirt....giving you clear and unrestricted passage.
Pick us up a few bags of lightly salted tortilla's will ya bonz...the perfect companion to Steve's 24hour chilli...far superior to the greasy wotnots Asda sell, and the only other brand available that isn;t heavily poisoned with flavourings. I never get them cos me ma's too fuckwitted to work out tesco is nicer and sometimes cheaper than Asda, which would make the taxi fare home, money well spent. If I think of anything else I'll mail you a list. ;)
No probs! Anyone else want anything picking up- let me or Diggy know!
do you think they'll still take my malfunctioning DVD recorder back even with size 11 boot prints on the front of it?
Steve Campbell wrote: do you think they'll still take my malfunctioning DVD recorder back even with size 11 boot prints on the front of it?
I'll lower my top and head for a male assistant!
Leave it with us- we'll sort it!
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: do you think they'll still take my malfunctioning DVD recorder back even with size 11 boot prints on the front of it?
I'll lower my top and head for a male assistant!
Leave it with us- we'll sort it!
Then again........if i can get Diggy to undo a few buttons on that shirt and flash some chest at a female assistant- we may get you a discount thrown into the bargain!
I never thought of that DOH. And this despite my "wee sister" when she was managing a computer game store, having what she referred to as "hard sell tops".
We could never work out whether her baps had more effect on the drooling 14 yrold geeks, or their drooling dads.
Mind you that was before she dropped a sprog and her baps went south.
Steve Campbell wrote: I never thought of that DOH. And this despite my "wee sister" when she was managing a computer game store, having what she referred to as "hard sell tops".
We could never work out whether her baps had more effect on the drooling 14 yrold geeks, or their drooling dads.
Mind you that was before she dropped a sprog and her baps went south.
The things we sacrifice to have kids! Mine are all present and correct- thank goodness. Can't say the same thing for the stretch marks though- gutter. 
Any comment I may make on such would be higly inappropriate since I am a gent and you are A. attached and B. A senior Angel and therefor a colleague ;)
Steve Campbell wrote: Any comment I may make on such would be higly inappropriate since I am a gent and you are A. attached and B. A senior Angel and therefor a colleague ;)
Clever! Did you mean to the above or did it just happen?
Read it back!
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: But you'll dither and look at two identical products in a confused way for ages because they have different labels. Or get into a brawl with rich women round the "reduced to clear" stuff. And complain about everyone else's manner while parking your own trolley accross the aisles like a fuckwit... ....hang on..... ...sorry Bonz, had you mixed up with my ma there....my bad ;)
NO idea WTF BA's on about tho.
Good morning Mr Campbell!
I have no idea what BA's on about most of the time either- must be some sort of coded love message for me
Diggy's in charge of the trolly! Much safer bet then me!
An excellent plan, people will be averting their gaze and shielding their eyes from his fine fashionable shirt....giving you clear and unrestricted passage.
Pick us up a few bags of lightly salted tortilla's will ya bonz...the perfect companion to Steve's 24hour chilli...far superior to the greasy wotnots Asda sell, and the only other brand available that isn;t heavily poisoned with flavourings. I never get them cos me ma's too fuckwitted to work out tesco is nicer and sometimes cheaper than Asda, which would make the taxi fare home, money well spent. If I think of anything else I'll mail you a list. ;)
No probs! Anyone else want anything picking up- let me or Diggy know!
some brown sauce in a padded envelope please.
Mike, if I email you a list will you pick me up a couple of things?
It's a deal if I can have the Clubcard points?
