Obviously the first one is to be a dog - in the four leg sense of the word.....

2 - well you know pepes, I don't know .........just what makes a perfect bitch?

Hurry up, I'm going clubbing in a mo, and that means a club with music, not clubbing as in something sinister!

Anyone can be a bitch just by playing "what's the worst thing I could say" and saying it.

but true bitchiness cannot be faked, it requires the bitch to have no heart and no regard for others, for such things become a cope of lead to the aspiring bitch.

Steve Campbell wrote: Anyone can be a bitch just by playing "what's the worst thing I could say" and saying it.

but true bitchiness cannot be faked, it requires the bitch to have no heart and no regard for others, for such things become a cope of lead to the aspiring bitch.

Can I say no comment? But comment nevertheless? It's a bit like saying what does it really take to be a friend in reverse is it not? but the same rules apply? No fake. Just truth. And saying it.

Wino wrote: Obviously the first one is to be a dog - in the four leg sense of the word.....

2 - well you know pepes, I don't know .........just what makes a perfect bitch?

Hurry up, I'm going clubbing in a mo, and that means a club with music, not clubbing as in something sinister!

FACT:

Women who support Arsenal and Celtic.....Double one for me!!!!! It must be true!!! (it was in a porno mag- someone showed me- nothing to do with me )

Or, if you go by the name Bonzette or Wino..................................

I've found most women become bitches somewhere down the line

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: Obviously the first one is to be a dog - in the four leg sense of the word.....

2 - well you know pepes, I don't know .........just what makes a perfect bitch?

Hurry up, I'm going clubbing in a mo, and that means a club with music, not clubbing as in something sinister!

FACT:

Women who support Arsenal and Celtic.....Double one for me!!!!! It must be true!!! (it was in a porno mag- someone showed me- nothing to do with me )

Or, if you go by the name Bonzette or Wino..................................

Oh shite, don't do the football thing on me again.....I may have to resort to drink...and that would never do for someone who has responsibilities.........

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Anyone can be a bitch just by playing "what's the worst thing I could say" and saying it.

but true bitchiness cannot be faked, it requires the bitch to have no heart and no regard for others, for such things become a cope of lead to the aspiring bitch.

Can I say no comment? But comment nevertheless? It's a bit like saying what does it really take to be a friend in reverse is it not? but the same rules apply? No fake. Just truth. And saying it.

Yeah......... but you can say the truth, and you're still a bitch!:(

Thank fuck for good mates though

Johnny wrote: I've found most women become bitches somewhere down the line

I find the same with men!:D

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: Obviously the first one is to be a dog - in the four leg sense of the word.....

2 - well you know pepes, I don't know .........just what makes a perfect bitch?

Hurry up, I'm going clubbing in a mo, and that means a club with music, not clubbing as in something sinister!

FACT:

Women who support Arsenal and Celtic.....Double one for me!!!!! It must be true!!! (it was in a porno mag- someone showed me- nothing to do with me )

Or, if you go by the name Bonzette or Wino..................................

Oh shite, don't do the football thing on me again.....I may have to resort to drink...and that would never do for someone who has responsibilities.........

Damn............responsibilities??? I've just realised, my son's missing????

Johnny wrote: I've found most women become bitches somewhere down the line

Oh Johnny, that's bad luck, not necessarily the norm! I wake up in the morning happy as a lark, but it's the shite that happens puts a frown upon my face - you've just not met the right bitch! Sorry, I meant the right girl.......... ah c'mon you know what I mean - you kno mostly what I say is tongue in cheek............women tend only to be bitchy when confronted by other females!

but what is the difference between an asshole and a bitch? a bitch can be an asshole, but an asshole does not have to be a bitch? an according to rappers many guys are bitches also, but this definition seems different... the black community seems to have two types of bitches.

i guess it depends on who is being bitched at and who is doing the bitch behavior?

pumped full of drugs wrote: but what is the difference between an asshole and a bitch? a bitch can be an asshole, but an asshole does not have to be a bitch? an according to rappers many guys are bitches also, but this definition seems different... the black community seems to have two types of bitches.

i guess it depends on who is being bitched at and who is doing the bitch behavior?

Exactly!

A woman who takes advantage of people through her selfish manipulations, especially her man

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Oh Johnny, that's bad luck, say is tongue in cheek..women tend only to be bitchy when confronted by other females!

?   

isn't that when you're supposed to pull out all stops and defend you've no idea what it's about, just hey I'd mark your back? think a cold hearted stupid girl/bitch would be more likely be a class -A joke/bitch when dealing with a guy 'cause she wouldn't know his heart. so she thinks she's in the right and is a

you've lost me there,JW

pumped full of drugs wrote: but what is the difference between an asshole and a bitch? a bitch can be an asshole, but an asshole does not have to be a bitch? an according to rappers many guys are bitches also, but this definition seems different... the black community seems to have two types of bitches.

i guess it depends on who is being bitched at and who is doing the bitch behavior?

a male rapper would never call another male a bitch. the word is far too emasculating for rap culture--unless you're insinuating that the other man is a homosexual, as in 'being someone's bitch.'

yeah , sorry, you're right.

classic. see that I twisted it. from a gal's point of view. when I've seen really horid behaviour it does tend to be a girl- to a girl. just that I don't tend to understand it. because I thought that at the end of the day you're supposed to do your best to help ot your friends/ family/ in this case sex.

then also when I've seen really plain horid behaviour from a gal taking issue with a particular thing that a guy has done then -tread gently- I've often wondered - here like you- what she's on about.

so compare the two levels of her bitchiness. and her performance to the guy was more outrageous, uncalled for, stupid and/or plain out of place. that make any sense?

what does it take? maybe she's testing an outta whack ego and wants to pick a fight? maybe she's hurting. just about got roasted last night in a thread & it was only luck that hadn't shut the computer down yet.

Ask the wife!

i have no idea what it takes to be a bitch. i do know when someone is being one though.

edit. i should add that i haven't come across one of these here yet. female noolers are cool.

so what would it take? probably a huge insecurity complex.

a warped notion of revenge or envy, maybe
having experienced a really unwritable pain or violence..

maybe just lazy, stupid, ignorant,bored,& a bitch?

To be a bitch it takes a razor-sharp tongue, ice in the veins, and a vacuum where the human heart is supposed to be. At least that's the definition in my personal dictionary.

Of course I'm just saying this from an observational point of view.

It seems odd though -- last night at a club, a girl kept telling me that she was a total bitch, because she wouldn't let men close to her heart. I corrected her and said she wasn't a bitch -- a bitch has no heart. I told her that she may be a little frigid right now, but definitely not a bitch.

~Emma

Bonzette wrote:

Johnny wrote: I've found most women become bitches somewhere down the line

I find the same with men!:D

And I thought you were just taking pity on me due to LFC"s recent form...! Ouch!

A bitch or a pussy even is so easy to find. They're everywhere possibly cause it's much more easier to be nasty and mean to one another rather than being nice and polite. And what's even worse (and it scares me a lot) is that some of them are actually acting all sweet and kind but turns out to be all liars, thieves and 2-faced cunts in the end. It's probably in their fucked up minds that being honest and nice is not cool at all. Bollox to them I say. Barney said it best: You'll never see my face again while I need words like these (Broken Promise)

NObabe wrote: You'll never see my face again while I need words like these (Broken Promise)

Gotta be a tossup between that and "some people look down on me, I hope they like what they see"

As Barney's MOST bitter line.

gotta say, I love em both ;)

Steve Campbell wrote: "some people look down on me, I hope they like what they see"

How about "I will send you falling slowly to the earth I see below me" ?? True bitchiness

Be a bitch:study New Order.

Actually the easiest bitch training is just to be on the receiving end of it for a LONG time.

Steve Campbell wrote: Be a bitch:study New Order.

isn't what I wanna be and isn't what I wanna do

But you're dear old Auntie May, there's no WAY you could manage to be a bitch for very long ;)

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Anyone can be a bitch .

but the same rules apply? No fake. Just truth. And saying it.

Yeah......... but you can say the truth, and you're still a bitch! :( Thank fuck for good mates though

plus NObabe's 'Isn't where you wanna be. And isn't what you wanna do' and it falls into good politics I'd say- good politics?
so glad that this thread is still around. listen to this. talk about timing. I get this e-mail what it takes to be b1tch.

from one of my dad's friends , he is a French-Canadian who sends out occasional cheesy yet clever e-mails and that tend to have surreal timing. and I'm sure an Angel. not a nooL Angel but a real one if there is. he has this crazy excellent attitude. could walk in the rain with him and not get wet.

bare with it here- flip sides can good too. when a decent gal is called a b1tch by someone who's got something up their for speaking/ acting against basic stupidity or true injustice.

fine call me a bitch if it means: B-abe I-n T-otal C-ontrol of H-erself./B-eautiful I-telligent T-alented C-harming H-ell of a woman./ B-eautiful I-ndividual T-hat Can H-andle anything.

the line along stong , opinionated, outspoken, uncomprimising and determined. & please, that'll be $5 for typing this all out. if any chick takes a power pleasure in being called a bitch - maybe there's an inflated manipulating ego behind it and it's usually just the easier, lazy way out.

Yeah their is the idea (held by males) that any woman who's not a simpering fuckwitt is a bitch.

But there is such a thing as a woman (or a man) who enjoys causing pain and damage to others for the sheer kick of it, I've met a few, have a couple in the family too....they spend their days plotting damage and hurt, and feed off the results.

monkeys and puppets come from both genders. guess that the line between opinionated, expressive and being flat out arrogant is a fine one.

plus the line can move depending where someones at. tired, shitty day? don't touch. 'cause a lashing is more likely.