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15 Feb 2006, 10:15

Heres the idea. Everyone adds 3 words to the story in each of their post, anything u like. No one person can do 2 posts in a row in a row. As we go along, it becomes a kind of random story which should be kinda fun to read. So, ill start off...

One day i.....

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fell into a....

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shite band called ......

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Franz Ferdinand so...

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I felt gay ........

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.. like Depeche Mode

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or Erasure even

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or the Cure

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...so I got...

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myself on track

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...by doing the...

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Times Crossword Puzzle

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...and deciding that...

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..I should go out and....

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...stab myself with...

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...a spoon from...

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...Hooky's bakery down...

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Cath wrote: ..I should go out and....

5 words there :nono:

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...but the place...

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...was too crowded...

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...but thankfully a...

15 Feb 2006, 11:41

how about combining these two association threads over to

the other then changing it to, perhaps,

four-words with lead in repeat.

shit this is taking. taking way too much.

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..ran into me...

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...I looked up...

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...and then I...

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...dropped a pile...

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...of hot, steaming...

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...stew, so I...

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...quickly phoned my...

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...great,great,great...

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...uncle, who said...

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...'Fuck off, wanker'...

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Begin New Paragraph

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Suddenly, without warning...

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...i spontaneously combusted...

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... The End? Or...

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...just the beginning...

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...of a thoroughly...

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...and, moreover, undeniably...

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...a crap Aussie...

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...soap actor, who...

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...became a singer...

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...and shags Kylie...

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...having mistaken her...

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...for Jodie Marsh...

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..., although quite how...

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he gaped her..

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...while stroking her...

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...Bill Hicks hair...

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...was quite unprintable.

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When he awoke...

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...Digitial Mike was...

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...a changed man...

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He liked Depeche...

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he wore vinyl.

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He loved it.

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But, then, disaster!...

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Rocket Mick walked...

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...away, in silence...

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Mike screamed 'DON'T'...

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But noone heard...

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'DEATH TO MIKE...

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, then Fat Bob

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had a stiffy

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the size of...

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a walnut whip

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...which he cut...

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...with a certain...

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...piece of fruit...

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...shaped like a...

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to great enjoyment

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...because he didn't...

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feel anything there

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except infotainment anticippointment

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On drugs obviously.

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Thought id resurrect this, see what happens. Doubt it will take off, but meh :shrug:

Start a new bit i think.

I was walking...

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down the street

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I got ballicksed

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...when suddenly a...

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giant pair of

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bunnies stormed through

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and wanked off

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What an eyesore!

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Then they began

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To go down

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on a nearby

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Grassy Knoll because

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there was nothing

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To do in

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whatever they want

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so they pulled

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a trick for

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oldmonkey wrote: except infotainment anticippointment

and then he

2 Apr 2006, 13:51

3 Apr 2006, 10:10

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: a trick for

cozmonite61, who then

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felt up a

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good friend called

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Paris Hilton. She

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was dressed in

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a green kimono.

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This was because

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her dad told

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her that kimonos

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are mainly for

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very young dogs

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jumping like frogs.

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However, these dogs

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ate the postie

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because he shot

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his load up..

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a clowns backside

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Twatto wrote: a clowns backside

at the carnival

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of Patrick Swayze's

3 Apr 2006, 18:59

Taboo # 7 wrote: of Patrick Swayze's

ripped silk Kimono

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conveniently patterned after

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the Olympic flag

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which Taboo designed.

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I then pulled