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...uncle, who said...

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...'Fuck off, wanker'...

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Suddenly, without warning...

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...i spontaneously combusted...

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... The End? Or...

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...just the beginning...

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...of a thoroughly...

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...and, moreover, undeniably...

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...a crap Aussie...

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...soap actor, who...

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...became a singer...

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...and shags Kylie...

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...having mistaken her...

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...for Jodie Marsh...

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..., although quite how...

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he gaped her..

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...while stroking her...

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...Bill Hicks hair...

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...was quite unprintable.

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When he awoke...

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...Digitial Mike was...

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...a changed man...

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He liked Depeche...

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he wore vinyl.

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He loved it.

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But, then, disaster!...

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Rocket Mick walked...

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...away, in silence...

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Mike screamed 'DON'T'...

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