Have ever or do you still play air guitar ?

Well , have you ever or do you still, play air guitar ? And if you do ..... ever been caught mid twang as it were ?

Favour playing drums with a pair of Bic pens nowadays , however will plead guilty to joinin in on the riff to London Calling when pissed :beer3:

I have never EVER resorted to being so sad, low and downright sexually inadequately shite as to play air guitar.

Nope.

Life long air bassplayer and proud :D

Agreed... air bass is the way forward... especially in a Hooky styl-ee...

Snorri xxx

Guilty of all the above...often involuntary aswell

air bass it is.

It started 24 years ago with a Slazenger.

But now I have a pukka Telecaster to play with.

But I still play better on my (current air guitar) Wilson carbon graphite :\ohwell:

I prefer air drums or the occasional air 'singing' especially when a good track comes on while I'm sitting in my car during rush hour traffic and people can see what I'm doing. The real singing comes in the shower but it's probably a stretch to call it real singing.

Does anyone 'play' air sequencer-button-pushing on BM though?

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Does anyone 'play' air sequencer-button-pushing on BM though?

Snorri xxx

oh yes

Surely I'm not the only one who's done 'Air Perfect Kiss' ?

complete with 'Air twiddling knobs'

ooerr

and of course 'Air playing with my pleasure zone'

strictly a private affair (wanking) that though. thats why I posted this on the world wide web

Hello Mum

Gillian's hip shakin synths all the way. showed everyone how its done.

real slow..

yesterday there was a run on (think bbc.uk)metal air playing.

Air guitarist for years, but I've hung it up, mostly, except for the occasional reunion gig.

Air guitar Air bass Air drums Air keyboards Air oscillator Even had a dabble at the classics with Air violin and cello I still find problems getting to grips with my air mic’ im not really a front man, and havnt got the vocal range.

Depends on how often I'm drunk, or if I'm feeling particularly silly.

Air drums, on the other hand...

I'm a one woman air band. I do drums on desks, keys on my steering wheel and bass or guitar in front of the mirror.

Also known to do air flute and air violin when garnering sympathy for someone.

I do a brilliant air Start-button-Push

:D Melster...no badges yet?

PS I also start to air drive when watching in-car stuff from any decent racing series....usally only my feet, but sometimes my hands will move too, tho they'll not be outstreched. the creepy thing is...it's not really a deliberate thing

I'm always playing air bass,doesn't sound right unless the air strap is regulation long length though.Does anyone play air lingus?

monty wrote: I'm always playing air bass,doesn't sound right unless the air strap is regulation long length though.Does anyone play air lingus?

I do a good Cunny-Lingus?

just throw the coat in the gutter after me

you should see my 47-string Fender Gibson quadruple neck.

Steve Campbell wrote: I do a brilliant air Start-button-Push

:D Melster...no badges yet?

PS I also start to air drive when watching in-car stuff from any decent racing series....usally only my feet, but sometimes my hands will move too, tho they'll not be outstreched. the creepy thing is...it's not really a deliberate thing

No badges yet. Maybe tomorrow. :)

The only scary time I've ever been almost killed by my air-playing was when I was speeding down a highway and got wrapped up in a particular bit of the song "Din Da Da". Swerve, squeal.. good thing it was a mostly barren road that night.

A major reason I do NOT drive. ;)

Mind you.... i may learn over on your side...no gears or corners can't be bad. Then again.... teeny brakes and cars sculpted from single Iron ingots=bad thing :D

I did, then I got, you know, a real bass and keyboards. There's a balsa wood acoustic electric guitar around here somewhere, probably in the laundry.

Steve Campbell wrote:

monty wrote: I'm always playing air bass,doesn't sound right unless the air strap is regulation long length though.Does anyone play air lingus?

I do a good Cunny-Lingus?

just throw the coat in the gutter after me

I play air drums at least three times a day. Always in the morning. the next post will probably be about masturbation.

I was in an eighties bar last week on a works do. They played LWTUA, i then played air guitar, drums and keyboard.

Missy Jem wrote: I was in an eighties bar last week on a works do. They played LWTUA, i then played air guitar, drums and keyboard.

Leaving the bass for me...how sweet :D

Anyone seen that new invention where you put on some gloves and it "translates" your finger movements into actual sound? I think actually it's a camera that records your finger movements.

Yeah, it's some kit that! Makes the player look very odd, but impressive nonetheless

Marc wrote: Anyone seen that new invention where you put on some gloves and it "translates" your finger movements into actual sound? I think actually it's a camera that records your finger movements.

it uses a bunch of transducers in the fingers....it's a very slight extension of what Laurie Anderson used to do with transducers all over her body about 25 years ago. Camera, or at least optical systems would include things like the MIDI-grid....a virtual "cage" of crisscrossing IR beams, which track the players movements. It sounds bollox, but at least it's no fake like JM Jarre's laser harp :D

Air guitar, of course... but my speciality is air cow bell on TPK.

yea sometimes hooky bass and if drunk i can actually play stone roses 'break right into heaven' better than john squire

I play NO AIR guitar and my favorite Hair piece is LOVE PLUS ONE by HAIRCUT 100.I usually wear a SLAZENGER jumper over my shoulders whilst PLAYING this!