Physical features that would make you break a relationship

Ever had a relationship that was just great, but you just couldn't get past that one physical feature????

Mine, women with manly feet. Broken up with a few for this simple reason (of course before I was married). Anyone else ase base as myself?

JHC

guys with sweaty hands or hairy backs.

Guys with breasts, or guys with a lot of fat in places where there should be a decent amount of muscle. I'm not asking guys to be bodybuilders, but they should mind their health and appearance.

Emma Peel wrote: guys with sweaty hands or hairy backs.

Me too.

A penis.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: A penis.

same here.

if she didn't have cocksucking lips...then Bye Bye Bye Bye.

Physical features that would make you break a relationship

MINE ;) (according to women anyway)

fat and ugly

I've never liked men with hairy chests, so my mum had a good laugh when I first introduced her to Derek (who's very hairy). That was nearly 21 years ago ... and I still haven't managed to persuade him to shave it off. Can't see how big feet can stop you from loving someone. It can't have been love in the first place.

Johnny wrote: fat and ugly

thankfully for girls like me there are still guys that can see past the exterior ...

I would have thought that you've generally got a good idea about a persons physical features before you get into a relationship. I went out with one lad who shaved his hairy chest. It was awful, touching stubble. I don't mind either way, but i don't do stubbly chests.

Missy Jem wrote: I would have thought that you've generally got a good idea about a persons physical features before you get into a relationship. I went out with one lad who shaved his hairy chest. It was awful, touching stubble. I don't mind either way, but i don't do stubbly chests.

I imagine that would make a topless embrace somewhat errrrr uncomfortable ;)

Steve Campbell wrote:

I imagine that would make a topless embrace somewhat errrrr uncomfortable ;)

We all had the same mental picture, Steve. You had to go and say it though, dincha?

(I beat you to pretending to be a parrot on the bestiality thread though!)

Johnny wrote: fat and ugly

Wouldn't you have to be going out with that type of person in the first place in order to break up with them?

Beeing a Tory!

Hairy arses.

Nail-chewing!

Al Jarvis wrote:

68 Pontiac wrote: Ever had a relationship that was just great, but you just couldn't get past that one physical feature????

Birds under 5ft8

Whys that then? Do you not like bending down to kiss?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

I imagine that would make a topless embrace somewhat errrrr uncomfortable ;)

We all had the same mental picture, Steve. You had to go and say it though, dincha?

(I beat you to pretending to be a parrot on the bestiality thread though!)

OH MY GOD BIGINOIL YOUR GLASSES MOVE!!!

Welcome to the cool club

Hairy areola's...

Ewwww, you've crossed a line there!

I once broke up with a girl because of her haircut. I was in high school and it was a shitty haircut.

When i was 14, i went meeting my boyfriend at the hairdressers where he was having streaks. The sight of him in a rubber hat with tufts of hair sticking through was too much and he was immediately dumped!

a smelly box like a dead fish.

:\ohwell:

I suspect you've had a few of those!!

moving glasses --->

Craig's cloud cuckoo land wrote: Hairy areola's...

gross! :dead:

Spotnick wrote: Then I'm screwed!

Jeez, Spotnick, are you reacting to my post? I'm sorry you're offended. I'm a total health freak. I think people should take care of their bodies. Am I wrong here? God, should I feel remorse for taking part in this thread? OK, maybe...

Geri wrote:

Johnny wrote: fat and ugly

thankfully for girls like me there are still guys that can see past the exterior ...

i feel a need to apoligise.it was bit shallow and harsh.

Sorry

Never been involved with somebody I wasn't attracted to, so if there were some physical feature that would make me break a relationship, there wouldn't be a relationship to break in the first place.

That said, maybe when things get intimate, you discover something that wouldn't be too appetizing. Like hairy areolas.

Hmm.. not really relationship breaking I guess.

Went out with a lass with a third nipple. Used to call her Scaramanga in the boozer after i dumped her (although this was just for being ugly and not giving head).

Another one had a serious fanny farting problem, but i lived with it.

cozmonite61 wrote:

Spotnick wrote: crewed

take care of their bodies. Am I wrong here...

no, don't think so. everyone shouldn't have to go around walking on eggs. questions asked y- no answers given. in the field that everybody has different tastes,and things can slide a bit when life gets busy.

that can change both ways good and bad. am from the field that you have to start a relationship before you break it up. not attracted. don't start it.

the appearance of a chestburster may be problematic

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmm.. not really relationship breaking I guess.

Went out with a lass with a third nipple. Used to call her Scaramanga in the boozer after i dumped her (although this was just for being ugly and not giving head).

Another one had a serious fanny farting problem, but i lived with it.

okay, I guess I hadn't thought of that. I will add that I would probably break up a relationship where I discovered that a guy had a third nipple.

So no Scaramonga, and no Sean Connery. And Austin Powers is right out, baby!

Emma Peel wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmm.. not really relationship breaking I guess.

Went out with a lass with a third nipple. Used to call her Scaramanga in the boozer after i dumped her (although this was just for being ugly and not giving head).

Another one had a serious fanny farting problem, but i lived with it.

okay, I guess I hadn't thought of that. I will add that I would probably break up a relationship where I discovered that a guy had a third nipple.

Why? I wouldn't its just a little extra thing to suck on..

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So no Scaramonga, and no Sean Connery. And Austin Powers is right out, baby!

oh crap. Well, I'll make an exception for Sean Connery. Austin in movie 1 maybe, but otherwise, no go for Austin too!

I guess I'm picky.

Did you notice that Sean Connery now sounds like he's warbling under water when he speaks? Especially in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

If I'm already in a relationship with them, then they can't be grossly ugly in my opinion. So I think one of the things that would be a breaker (and has been) was hygiene neglect that caused a total breakdown in the body. Actual illness I have no problem with, but if you're just being a lazy cuss who lets your body get fermenty and rotted, there's no place for us together.

Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

Sean Connery is older than my father, too, but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.

Marky Mark having a third nipple -- first, he's Marky Mark and second, the extra nipple -- now that's a double whammy turn off. :dead:

Emma Peel wrote:

Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

Sean Connery is older than my father, too, but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.

Marky Mark having a third nipple -- first, he's Marky Mark and second, the extra nipple -- now that's a double whammy turn off. :dead:

I'd take Sean Connery any day. Oh yes. It oughta be against the law for him to still have it together at his age, but my does he ever. No doubt he keeps his wife quite happy! :evil:

Hairy areola's...

Doesn't he play for Newcastle United ?

If she was BREATHING!:D

Emma Peel wrote:

Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

Sean Connery is older than my father, too, but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.

Marky Mark having a third nipple -- first, he's Marky Mark and second, the extra nipple -- now that's a double whammy turn off. :dead:

Mark Wahlberg is a hot. Good bod ...decent face... hot Boston accent.. I'd suck his third nipple.

Cath wrote:

Mark Wahlberg is a hot. Good bod ...decent face... hot Boston accent.. I'd suck his third nipple.

suck it !

olof terneborg wrote: Nail-chewing!

+1

Nail chewing is a behavior not a physical feature. Is it the actual act of nail chewing or the ugly stubs that result that turn you off?

Hairy arms on a Woman.And hairy legs

twist wrote: Nail chewing is a behavior not a physical feature. Is it the actual act of nail chewing or the ugly stubs that result that turn you off?

the result because it has become a physical feature...

Well it's a bit relieving to know there are others out there like me.

JHC

small dick :D

Fay wrote: small dick :D

Who you calling small dick?????

JHC

Fay wrote: small dick :D

If the cap fits?!:)

Fay wrote:

Fay wrote: small dick :D

If the cap fits?!:)

Never heard any complaints, but then again never heard "Oh my god, it's so HUUGGEE" either.

JHC

68 Pontiac wrote:

Fay wrote:

Fay wrote: small dick :D

If the cap fits?!:)

Never heard any complaints, but then again never heard "Oh my god, it's so HUUGGEE" either.

JHC

Fay wrote: small dick :D

Have you met biginloin? he'll make your fookin day

a tail.

is there really people with vestigal tails? or is that just a myth? actually a tail might be kinda cool, i dunno

or what about somebody that had a sex change operation and had their genitals mutilated to look like the different sex... i would think that would REALLY freak me out! not the question of whether they were really male or female, but the idea of surgically multilated flesh just seems really gross and repulsive to me, and genitilia especially so :dead:

pumped full of drugs wrote: a tail.

is there really people with vestigal tails? or is that just a myth? actually a tail might be kinda cool, i dunno

It is not a myth. There are documented medical cases about tails on humans.