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Physical features that would make you break a relationship

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Craig's cloud cuckoo land wrote: Hairy areola's...

gross! :dead:

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Spotnick wrote: Then I'm screwed! :ignore:

Jeez, Spotnick, are you reacting to my post? I'm sorry you're offended. I'm a total health freak. I think people should take care of their bodies. Am I wrong here? God, should I feel remorse for taking part in this thread? OK, maybe...

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Geri wrote:

Johnny wrote: fat and ugly

thankfully for girls like me there are still guys that can see past the exterior ...

i feel a need to apoligise.it was bit shallow and harsh.

Sorry

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Never been involved with somebody I wasn't attracted to, so if there were some physical feature that would make me break a relationship, there wouldn't be a relationship to break in the first place.

That said, maybe when things get intimate, you discover something that wouldn't be too appetizing. Like hairy areolas.

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Hmm.. not really relationship breaking I guess.

Went out with a lass with a third nipple. Used to call her Scaramanga in the boozer after i dumped her (although this was just for being ugly and not giving head).

Another one had a serious fanny farting problem, but i lived with it.

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cozmonite61 wrote:

Spotnick wrote: crewed

take care of their bodies. Am I wrong here...

no, don't think so. everyone shouldn't have to go around walking on eggs. questions asked y- no answers given. in the field that everybody has different tastes,and things can slide a bit when life gets busy.

that can change both ways good and bad. am from the field that you have to start a relationship before you break it up. not attracted. don't start it.

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the appearance of a chestburster may be problematic

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmm.. not really relationship breaking I guess.

Went out with a lass with a third nipple. Used to call her Scaramanga in the boozer after i dumped her (although this was just for being ugly and not giving head).

Another one had a serious fanny farting problem, but i lived with it.

okay, I guess I hadn't thought of that. I will add that I would probably break up a relationship where I discovered that a guy had a third nipple. :uhoh:

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So no Scaramonga, and no Sean Connery. And Austin Powers is right out, baby!

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Emma Peel wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmm.. not really relationship breaking I guess.

Went out with a lass with a third nipple. Used to call her Scaramanga in the boozer after i dumped her (although this was just for being ugly and not giving head).

Another one had a serious fanny farting problem, but i lived with it.

okay, I guess I hadn't thought of that. I will add that I would probably break up a relationship where I discovered that a guy had a third nipple. :uhoh:

Why? I wouldn't its just a little extra thing to suck on.. :smokin:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So no Scaramonga, and no Sean Connery. And Austin Powers is right out, baby!

oh crap. Well, I'll make an exception for Sean Connery. Austin in movie 1 maybe, but otherwise, no go for Austin too!

I guess I'm picky.

Did you notice that Sean Connery now sounds like he's warbling under water when he speaks? Especially in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

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No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

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Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

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If I'm already in a relationship with them, then they can't be grossly ugly in my opinion. So I think one of the things that would be a breaker (and has been) was hygiene neglect that caused a total breakdown in the body. Actual illness I have no problem with, but if you're just being a lazy cuss who lets your body get fermenty and rotted, there's no place for us together.

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Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

Sean Connery is older than my father, too, but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.

Marky Mark having a third nipple -- first, he's Marky Mark and second, the extra nipple -- now that's a double whammy turn off. :dead:

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cozmonite61 wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Then I'm screwed! :ignore:

Jeez, Spotnick, are you reacting to my post? I'm sorry you're offended. I'm a total health freak. I think people should take care of their bodies. Am I wrong here? God, should I feel remorse for taking part in this thread? OK, maybe...

Hey, I'm used to it, no worry ;)

;)

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To be honest, the biggest turn off I've had so far was a woman who actually had a mustache... maybe not visible, but you could actually feel it.

Now that's scrary.

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Emma Peel wrote:

Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

Sean Connery is older than my father, too, but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.

Marky Mark having a third nipple -- first, he's Marky Mark and second, the extra nipple -- now that's a double whammy turn off. :dead:

I'd take Sean Connery any day. Oh yes. It oughta be against the law for him to still have it together at his age, but my does he ever. No doubt he keeps his wife quite happy! :evil:

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If she was BREATHING!:D

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Emma Peel wrote:

Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No, I hadn't noticed. I'll have to check out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So is the warbling a deal-killer, or a good thing?

Umm, not a deal-killer. Kinda sexy, actually -- especially by a Scotsman! Sean Connery could warble to me anytime :)

Sean Connery... ewwwwww! :barf:

A man older than my father is a definite turn off...... deal killer.. etc!

Sean Connery is older than my father, too, but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.

Marky Mark having a third nipple -- first, he's Marky Mark and second, the extra nipple -- now that's a double whammy turn off. :dead:

Mark Wahlberg is a hot. Good bod ...decent face... hot Boston accent.. I'd suck his third nipple. :love:

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Cath wrote:

Mark Wahlberg is a hot. Good bod ...decent face... hot Boston accent.. I'd suck his third nipple. :love:

suck it !

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olof terneborg wrote: Nail-chewing!

:thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

+1

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Nail chewing is a behavior not a physical feature. Is it the actual act of nail chewing or the ugly stubs that result that turn you off?

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Hairy arms on a Woman.And hairy legs

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twist wrote: Nail chewing is a behavior not a physical feature. Is it the actual act of nail chewing or the ugly stubs that result that turn you off?

the result because it has become a physical feature...

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Well it's a bit relieving to know there are others out there like me.

JHC

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small dick :D

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Fay wrote: small dick :D

Who you calling small dick?????

JHC

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