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what about us old twats too?

i've got her down as my favourite female singer after all. but not for her singing.

:p drool :p

GET ME A VICAR!!!!!!!!!!! drool drool :laugh:

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :D :D :bow:

Nice. :shades:

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Jack_H wrote: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :D :D :bow:

Nice. :shades:

Tsk, tsk. You're much too young for this kind of thing. Put your shades back on young man!:lol:

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:clap:

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geeee, looks like my sexy doll

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jiggle jiggle jiggle

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:clap: Nice. :shades:

N.B. Yes Jack, you're still in high school, much too young for that kind of thing.

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who is she?

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Think its Charlotte Church. Not that it matters...

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AgentWood wrote: who is she?

I thought it was you :evil4:

Can you reply to my email as well please? :D

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Can't stand Charlotte Church .A horrible person and crap music.I like the other gif though:nod:

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Stupid question, but how do you make a GIF that moves like that?

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Johnny wrote: Can't stand Charlotte Church .A horrible person and crap music.I like the other gif though:nod:

:nod: Cant say i dont like the pic tho :shades:

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Johnny wrote: Can't stand Charlotte Church .A horrible person and crap music.I like the other gif though:nod:

I thought she sung classical or opera. Looks like she's doing pop?

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Johnny wrote: Can't stand Charlotte Church .A horrible person and crap music.I like the other gif though:nod:

I thought she sung classical or opera. Looks like she's doing pop?

Yeah she does do pop now. Realeased an album last year was it? Ah well, crap anyway. :shades:

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who cares what the album was like.

she's got big knockers mate!

hello!!!!!!!!

:thumb:

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J.A.K wrote: who cares what the album was like.

she's got big knockers mate!

hello!!!!!!!!

:thumb:

hey, im not complaining. :thumb:

Just glad the pic has no sound.

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Christopher Owens wrote:

dribble

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Your forgetting:

Christopher Owens wrote:

:clap: :love:

:shades:

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who is the second bird?

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that's little charlotte church? jesus.

and boys, all women's breasts jiggle like that when they're wearing the right fitting bras or corsets (if their breasts are big enough, that is)!

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AgentWood wrote: that's little charlotte church? jesus.

and boys, all women's breasts jiggle like that when they're wearing the right fitting bras or corsets (if their breasts are big enough, that is)!

Keira "pancake" Knightley excluded of course. :laugh:

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Twatto wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Johnny wrote: Can't stand Charlotte Church .A horrible person and crap music.I like the other gif though:nod:

I thought she sung classical or opera. Looks like she's doing pop?

Yeah she does do pop now. Realeased an album last year was it? Ah well, crap anyway. :shades:

Andy man u dont think its crap

you sent me a song by her and said u liked it, so i put it on and deleted it off my itunes after about 25 seconds cos it sucked ass :nod:

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Jack_H wrote:

Twatto wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Johnny wrote: Can't stand Charlotte Church .A horrible person and crap music.I like the other gif though:nod:

I thought she sung classical or opera. Looks like she's doing pop?

Yeah she does do pop now. Realeased an album last year was it? Ah well, crap anyway. :shades:

Andy man u dont think its crap

you sent me a song by her and said u liked it, so i put it on and deleted it off my itunes after about 25 seconds cos it sucked ass :nod:

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Excuse me, i like the bass on 1 part of A song. Dosnt mean the album isnt crap.

:shades:

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Twatto wrote:

:embarassed:

Excuse me, i like the bass on 1 part of A song. Dosnt mean the album isnt crap.

:shades:

:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Twatto wrote:

:embarassed:

Excuse me, i like the bass on 1 part of A song. Dosnt mean the album isnt crap.

:shades:

:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

Yes, well it is jus the bass on one song...:embarassed:

:shades:

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Twatto wrote:

Yes, well it is jus the bass on one song...:embarassed:

:shades:

That's what everyone says.

Why do you keep using the :shades: smilie?

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Stick yer Charlotte Church .She's ugly

I'd much prefer Zoe Lucker, anytime :nod: :love:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Twatto wrote:

Yes, well it is jus the bass on one song...:embarassed:

:shades:

That's what everyone says.

Why do you keep using the :shades: smilie?

I know they do. But it is, so what am i supposed to say? Lol, i like it. Its cool. I dno...

:shades:

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Too much makeup.

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Twatto wrote:

I know they do. But it is, so what am i supposed to say? Lol, i like it. Its cool. I dno...

:shades:

You could say: No comment.:laugh: :shades:

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Johnny wrote: Stick yer Charlotte Church .She's ugly

I'd much prefer Zoe Lucker, anytime :nod: :love:

Yeh shes hot too. :love:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Twatto wrote:

I know they do. But it is, so what am i supposed to say? Lol, i like it. Its cool. I dno...

:shades:

You could say: No comment.:laugh: :shades:

:abovelol:

yeh, then you would all think im some hardcore Charlotte Church fan. Dont think so. Lol :laugh:

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Twatto wrote:

:abovelol:

yeh, then you would all think im some hardcore Charlotte Church fan. Dont think so. Lol :laugh:

But you are neither confirming nor denying it.

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Yeh but you would assume i was hiding the fact that i am a fan. You know you would. Cant deny shes hot, but thats about it.

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Considering the amount of heat that got handed out over Pearl Jam.......twatto, mate, you're looking at being tarred and feathered LOL

Wasn't it God tunes she used to wail anyway?

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Nice. Do you have one of two ferrets fighting in a sack?

I could trade for one of a zepplin race I saw last year.

Dead heat it was.

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Steve Campbell wrote: Considering the amount of heat that got handed out over Pearl Jam.......twatto, mate, you're looking at being tarred and feathered LOL

:uhoh: Yeh but Pearl Jam are mint, whereas if i was a Charlotte Church fan it would be understandable. :nod:

Steve Campbell wrote: Wasn't it God tunes she used to wail anyway?

'Twas, then she grew older. Now its pop.

:shades:

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Johnny wrote: Stick yer Charlotte Church .She's ugly

I'd much prefer Zoe Lucker, anytime :nod: :love:

that lucker lady is a minger. charlotte church is, on the other hand, lovely.

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let me just say that you don't have to be an adolescent male to appreciate this thread.

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Somehow, I don't think that's C.Church in the second gif, the properties had a name of Carmen. Since others have started this, I might as well repost the gif of Scarlett being felt up by some gay male.......:shrug:

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That's off Charlotte's video of Call My Name.And she's got her boots on an' all! I've gone blind and jfjvjhkjailainsklk cicij ck

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Churchy is a minger.

Anyway 'For all adolescent males'??????

fuck me it's 1983, Blue Monday & Samantha Fox :love2:

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Twatto wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Considering the amount of heat that ..edit... LOL

:uhoh: Yeh but Pearl Jam are mint, whereas if i was a Charlotte Church fan it would be understandable. :nod:

Steve Campbell wrote: Wasn't it God tunes she used to wail anyway?

'Twas, then she grew older. Now its pop.:shades:

this is a c-r-a-z-y- thread. all these slpit quotes-how do you do that- and whoa dancey shots. ![](http://<a href=)http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9789/melodymaker78hl2ap.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" /> so fine.

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This was much more intersting at work yesterday when I couldn't see all the pictures (network issues or something)... Now it's just distracting - how am I supposed to get owt done with CC's puppies jiggling about like that? :crazy:

Snorri xxx

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What is wrong with the youth of today?!

You're shown a picture of Charlotte Church waggling her best assets in yer face and you end up doing a musical fcuking critique on her.

:nonono:

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Al Jarvis wrote: What is wrong with the youth of today?!

You're shown a picture of Charlotte Church waggling her best assets in yer face and you end up doing a musical fcuking critique on her.

:nonono:

i know i just have to keep going back to it for some reason.

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This could well end up as THE most-viewed topic ever... Well, for me at least...

Snorri xxx

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Since others have started this, I might as well repost the gif of Scarlett being felt up by some gay male.......:shrug:

I was hoping for you to post that.:thumb: :bow:

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Zoe???

Looks like Miss Southside Chicago 1986. Put a bag over her head then maybe.

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Re: Zoe Lucker

Dog - the missus has an exercise video with her on - mutton masquerading as a fluffy baa-lamb...

Snorri xxx

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: let me just say that you don't have to be an adolescent male to appreciate this thread.

Agreed - thats because none of us blokes ever grow up:thumb:

Oh btw, Zoe L = minger :barf:

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Not that fussed about Zoe Lucker,but that Shannon girl...OOH!!

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Christopher Owens wrote:

There you are lads! Just to save you going back to page one!

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Christopher Owens wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Since others have started this, I might as well repost the gif of Scarlett being felt up by some gay male.......:shrug:

I was hoping for you to post that.:thumb: :bow:

Cheers, and I just have to quote you.......might as well get somethin' for the money I send to my ISP.....:p :thumb:

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zoe luckers not even nice

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Jack_H wrote: zoe luckers not even nice

Back on this thread again, Jack? Me too... :wink:

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