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Mick , I was wondering how does one build one of these, oh and why don't they fall over ?

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phisics

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I use MECCANO!:laugh:

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I don't LIKE to boast MIKE.But i HAVE!:laugh:

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Rocket, why doesn't the US get Aero candy bars or Marmite?

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Rocket, why doesn't the US get Aero candy bars or Marmite?

You would probably make a MESS of these and use them BOTH together MAKING a sandwich.You must stick to BEANS and FRIES only!:lol:

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please Mr. Rocket Mick- why is 1/2 the world just waking up while the other should get to sleep. isn't the earth flat.ps- how's planet MiCK sorting along.

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14 -K wrote: please Mr. Rocket Mick- why is 1/2 the world just waking up while the other should get to sleep. isn't the earth flat.ps- how's planet MiCK sorting along.

well you should be asleep. myself i have another 3 or so hours to go.

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14 -K wrote: please Mr. Rocket Mick- why is 1/2 the world just waking up while the other should get to sleep. isn't the earth flat.ps- how's planet MiCK sorting along.

SOrry but it is ROUND! PLANET ROCKET is still looking a bit like a DEMOLITION SITE.And i have the added PROBLEM of starting WORK again on MONDAY so the amount of time i can spend on RENOVATING will be severely limited.But i shall try and push on and get this place into a SALEABLE condition.I will be very sad to leave this house though.But that is LIFE.CHANGESONEROCKET!:lol: Have a NICE day. Regards ROCKET MICK:hat:

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Ronald Kirsch wrote:

14 -K wrote: please Mr. Rocket Mick- why is 1/2 the world just waking up while the other should get to sleep. isn't the earth flat.ps- how's planet MiCK sorting along.

well you should be asleep. myself i have another 3 or so hours to go.

Evening RON.As i posted on the other thread the MELODY MAKER mag was one of the items i was sending you.But i have some other stuff i shall send that you may enjoy.Just give me a little time as i cannot MOVE in here at the moment due to the renovating.And i start work again for 8 weeks MONDAY.But i shall get down to the MAIN post office soon.Meanwhile keep the FIGHT going RON.One day at a TIME! Regards ROCKET MICK:thumb:

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Mick, do you keep this in your shed?

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Rocket Mick wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

14 -K wrote: please Mr. Rocket Mick- why is 1/2 the world just waking up while the other should get to sleep. isn't the earth flat.ps- how's planet MiCK sorting along.

well you should be asleep. myself i have another 3 or so hours to go.

Evening RON.As i posted on the other thread the MELODY MAKER mag was one of the items i was sending you.But i have some other stuff i shall send that you may enjoy.Just give me a little time as i cannot MOVE in here at the moment due to the renovating.And i start work again for 8 weeks MONDAY.But i shall get down to the MAIN post office soon.Meanwhile keep the FIGHT going RON.One day at a TIME! Regards ROCKET MICK:thumb:

no worries. there's no rush. i still have material for at least two more threads.

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"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Mick, why is Toffee called Toffee?

It was made for RICH people known as TOFFS that live in EVERTON!:D

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Christopher Owens wrote: Mick, do you keep this in your shed?

LOVING THE ALIEN:lol:

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Rocket Mick wrote:

14 -K wrote: pls. Mr. Rocket Mick- why is 1/2 the world just waking up while the other . isn't the earth flat.ps- how's planet MicK sorting along.

SOrry but it is ROUND!PLANET ROCKET is still looking a bit like a DEMOLITION SITE.--this house though.But that is LIFE.CHANGESONEROCKET!:lol: Have a NICE day.Regards ROCKET MICK:hat:

thanks Rocket. and good luCkwith the dust-upand the change. also with monday's new job.

however much you do the new owners will hopefully not disrespect your efforts. change an appliance and white wash the walls. maybe leave the original tub if it has feet. that was what I missed when moved. they new owners can paint the trim to suit their tastes. :thumb: looks 95%.

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Rocket Mick wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

14 -K wrote: along.

be asleep. to go.

MELODY MAKER--renovating.//MAIN post office soon.wise words there- one day at a time.a TIME! Regards ROCKET MICK:thumb:

:gillian: ' night. best for all. JW.

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good night J.

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Rocket,

How do people who drive snowploughs get to work?

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How do people who drive snowploughs get to work?

Quality Question, come on Mick, yer slacking, you ain't answered the Crane question yet!

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MIKE -had another FLOOD in the BATHROOM today which also was my first day back at work.I don't think SLACKING is a WORD i would use to describe ALL that i am doing at the moment mate.MAybe i will give you an answer in about.............4 MONTHS!:lol: Regards ROCKET MICK-don't ASK me ask HIM!:hat:

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Rocket, how much does Barney weigh and what is Martin Gore's real hair color?

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Dear Rocket,

Is there really Something About England?

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Rocket, how much does Barney weigh and what is Martin Gore's real hair color?

14 STONE (with wallet).No it is a WIG!:evil4:

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Hannett of the Apes wrote: Dear Rocket,

Is there really Something About England?

Yes-WE ARE SELLING ENGLAND BY THE POUND! But don't be taken in by the ENGLISH.They have WEIRD habits.:spit:

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"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Mick, How much decorating do you have left ?

Too BLOODY much.:laugh:

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ROCKET MICK - ive just bought a bottle of buxton spring water.it says on the bottle 'this spring water has flowed for 1000 years'..so why does it also say on the bottle must be used by AUGUST 2006 ? :confused2:

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ROCKET MICK - ive just bought a bottle of buxton spring water.it says on the bottle 'this spring water has flowed for 1000 years'..so why does it also say on the bottle must be used by AUGUST 2006 ?

That will be easy for the Chorley Oracle !

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hurry up mick,i am thirsty its been nearly 2 days :cry:

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bansheeman wrote: ROCKET MICK - ive just bought a bottle of buxton spring water.it says on the bottle 'this spring water has flowed for 1000 years'..so why does it also say on the bottle must be used by AUGUST 2006 ? :confused2:

wATER OF A DUCK'S BACK TO ME.:eek: iT IS rather strange though but i suspect the contamination starts from the PLASTIC.Great having BOTTLED water though.Reminds me of brushing my teeth in DJERBA in 1985.Scared to use the LOCAL WATER for LOCAL people.Also i have heard that they don't use water in DERBY! :scratch: Regards Rocket Mick:thumb:

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Also i have heard that they don't use water in DERBY!

We wash with Chablis from Tesco :thumb:

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Rocket, are you Chuck Norris?

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Look at this, on the Gruniad Website.

Ask Jack Blog

I can't see it because I am at work. What is it? Should we sue them? Do they know how many calories are in a pickled onion?

We should be told, surely.

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Rocket Mick wrote:

bansheeman wrote: ROCKET MICK - ive just bought a- spring water.---for 1000 years':

--:eek3: iT IS rather strange though but i suspect the contamination starts--in DJERBA in 1985.-

see complete red ! writing- only can mean one thing. :hooky: how are the renovations going Mr. Rocket. and if two weeks ago wasn't actually your birthDate then does that mean you get another celebratory anniversary. ![](http://<a href=)http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5509/norfolk1rq.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" /> edit- forgot to ask- what were you doing in DJERBA. best wishes for everything. JW.

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Which words have all five vowels in order and used only once? I can only think of facetious.

:scratch:

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will i ever find my soulmate?

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Marc wrote: Which words have all five vowels in order and used only once? I can only think of facetious.

:scratch:

I am SORRY but i am stumped for words here.:scratch:

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Rocket, what is there to do with long men's hair so it doesn't look messy but also doesn't look too girly?

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I am thinning on the top, but I have had my hair styled into a mullet.

Is this wrong?

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why dont chorley people talk about starsailor anymore ? and why is there so many italian people living in darwen ? actually dont answer the last question :nono: i might get worst than boshed windows :crazy:

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btw i had a good night on the oswaldtwistle pub run last week :thumb:

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btw i had a good night on the oswaldtwistle pub run last week

On the pub ?

Did you an Mick fix the roof?

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bansheeman wrote: ...oswaldtwistle...

I used to work there - at the TCP factory!

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Nah - Paco Rabanne today :thumb:

(Eating an egg roll with pepper and ketchup, is that wonrg?)

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Rocket - do you have any idea how many calories there are in a pickled onion?

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Rocket - do you have any idea how many calories there are in a pickled onion?

The answer is 12, don't you remember I posed that one to him before?

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So you did!

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bansheeman wrote: ROCKET MICK - ive just bought a bottle of buxton spring water.it says on the bottle 'this spring water has flowed for 1000 years'..so why does it also say on the bottle must be used by AUGUST 2006 ? :confused2:

dailymail.co.uk is running an article saying that poisons from the plastic bottles are contaminating the water. eek. seems that will have to drink glass bottled

Perrier or your choice other.
Rocket Mick-- how arethe renovations going. hope that you haven't slipped int the shower. tiles break sometimes. good luck, there.

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gOOD eVENing from PLANET ROCKET.My shed has no windows cos i smashed the only one it had in 1994 whilst trying to put a MATTRESS in there(don't ASK!). Renovating here still-jobs done include NEW ROOF on KITCHEN,new kitchen ceiling,5 room painted.One decorated.3 bedrooms and one bathroom have WORK IN PROGRESS.Some work to be done outside.NEW fire fitted and ONE son has LEFT HOME.There are still 12 cals in a PICKLED ONION.I am sorry if i have neglected this thread but WORK here and at WORK are taking all my time.I trust you are ALL well.And nice to see you lot are making efforts with QUALITY POSTING.Mike,a WELCOME return to RECORD COLLECTIONS reading.And hope you are well BIG? Regards Rocket Mick :thumb: to RON,SPECIAL K ,MR STEVE CAMBO,MAYA,COMRADE.And RAZED i have NOT overlooked PARADISE.Will report SOON but it is rather GOOD:hat:

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edit -reading through some lyrics that hadn't in while-- wish that this could get delivered for you. but-a picture will have to do.

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even with silly -X- on the edge. 'no hope allowed calls are answered daily. Questions are on your side. sublime. Rocket Mick-nice work with the safety fireplace-fantastically good luck with this week's next 'round.

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Rocket, need you to confirm this

It isn't how many hours of sleep you get per night but what time you get up in the morning

And on that note, how many hours of sleep is ideal for you?

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NObabe wrote: Rocket, need you to confirm this

It isn't how many hours of sleep you get per night but what time you get up in the morning

And on that note, how many hours of sleep is ideal for you?

Really i NEED 8 hours.But when in DEEP LOVE i only need 4.Looks like 2 hours should be OK for you MAYA!:laugh:

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And WHAT you get up to FIRST thing in the morning.Not WHEN:nono: I SHUDDER to think wht you are going to be doing but make sure you have CLEANED your TEETH.:evil4:

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"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Evening Dude!

Who pulled the trigger in the Salford pub?

John the HITMAN AKA John the POSTMAN.2nd CLASS:laugh:

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oh mick, the great and powerful sage, will i ever find true love?

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: will i ever find my soulmate?

still waiting oh sage one.

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Rocket Mick wrote: And hope you are well BIG?

We'll ask the questions on this thread, Mick.

:nono:

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AgentWood wrote: oh mick, the great and powerful sage, will i ever find true love?

AGENT meet RON:lol:

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Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: will i ever find my soulmate?

still waiting oh sage one.

RON you have,AGENT:lol:

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thanks for the advice. :)

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John the HITMAN AKA John the POSTMAN.2nd CLASS

Christ, so that's what all this talk of Special Delivery is about :crazy:

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