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if i were a lesbian i would fancy these three lovely ladies:

angelina:

jessica:

maggie:

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Me too. :)

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aah, but the question implies if YOU were gay, who would YOU fancy. i'm sure men appreciate other men for their looks like us women appreciate other women for their looks, don't they? don't they?

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i have yet to meet or see a man i really fancy.

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I just meant if I were lesbian, I'd certainly fancy your picks. :)

You know, I really thought about a thread along these lines not too long ago, when Maya annouced that she's now officially gay. And honestly, I could NOT think of one single guy I would go gay over. Now, I could acknowledge that some guys are insanely good-looking, but no matter how hot the guy is, I just couldn't imagine going gay for him.

But I'm SURE that all those people who think being gay is a "choice" would have no problem changing their sexual preferences. :nod:

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you don't have to fancy them, you just have to find them pleasing to the eye. i know it's more of a female thing to say 'wwhoar, she's gorgeous!' about other women, but i'm sure men also think that other men are attractive without being attractED to them.

i also left out one:

hope:

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I'd defo go lesbian for her. :thumb:

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I'd always thought Richard Lloyd of Television was a very good looking man (for the record, I am not gay). He's about the only man I can recall thinking that about.

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OK, OK, I get the "theme." Not as hard to name attractive men as it is to be attracted to them. Tell ya what I'll do, Woodsy. I'm flying to New York tonight, so no time to look for my dream guy now, but when i get a chance, I'll post some pix. Deal? :deal:

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Johnny Deep

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i wouldn't 'go lesbian' for any of these women because i'm not a lesbian; i don't think it's a choice. but if i were a lesbian i find these women so beautiful that i believe that i would fancy them the way that, being a straight woman, i fancy ioan gruffudd, john simm and maggie's brother jake. in other words: straight to bed!

p.s. deal, comrade. ;)

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Great tast in women there Agent. Ok without going gay I can mention George Clooney and Cary Grant.

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i've recently started fancying george clooney. i didn't realize what a great sense of humour he has until i watched him being interviewed after the oscars. i think that clinched it. before that i just thought he was another 'typically' good-looking guy.

as for the guy from television, i'll have to look him up as i don't know what he looks like. actually i can just pull out my copy of marquee moon and look at the cover, i suppose.

johnny depp--definitely a character.

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i'm struggling to to think of any others. anyway lunch is over. and its back to it now.

I liked George ever since ER where he played the selfish, but with a heart of gold doug ross.

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i'm struggling to to think of any others. anyway lunch is over. and its back to it now.

I liked George ever since ER where he played the selfish, but with a heart of gold doug ross.

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There was a great sketch about this topic and George Clooney on VH1's Best Week Ever show.

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dav-O wrote: There was a great sketch about this topic and George Clooney on VH1's Best Week Ever show.

oh, yeah. i saw that. it started off with the oscar clip of jon stewart waking up in bed with george clooney lying next to him, staring lovingly into his eyes.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: Great tast in women there Agent. Ok without going gay I can mention George Clooney and Cary Grant.

No, you're totally gay now, Ronno.

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Great tast in women there Agent. Ok without going gay I can mention George Clooney and Cary Grant.

No, you're totally gay now, Ronno.

c'mon. mayflies fancy george clooney.

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AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Great tast in women there Agent. Ok without going gay I can mention George Clooney and Cary Grant.

No, you're totally gay now, Ronno.

c'mon. mayflies fancy george clooney.

I gotta admit, George Clooney is not only a great-looking guy, but he has an irresistible charm, and a great sense of style. I think he'd definitely be on my list. Johnny Depp on the same list, because I'm irrestibly drawn to bad bo...err, bad girls.

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It's easier for women to admit they admire other women, especially "for looks" (c'mon!). Even if that would sound utterly lesbian, it's considered alright in the male society, since men don't mind to enjoy it.

But, Christie, you're asking men to do the same??? :eek3: Any straighest man would be alleged to be gay.. ha ha. So you won't hear much here :ignore:

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I reckon if I was gay, I'd love to do the do with Barney...

SHIT...is it the E talking?

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Men's bodies repulse me. All for the woman's body. With that said, the only one I can think of that is what I wish I could look like is James Dean. So I guess that might qualify?

JHC

By the wayJohnny Depp is my favorite actor, but find Clooney to cookie-cutter predicable.

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I'm neither (or both) but I'll play along I guess.

Women I fancy: Jill Hennesey J-lo

Men: Stevie G :love: Jerry O'Connell

Defo not Angie Jolie, who's become the safe choice of straight women everywhere. I'm afraid something would crawl out of her cootch and bite me on the tongue :eek:

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Alan Wilder Martin Gore Simon Gallup David Gahan Roger O'Donnell, circa 1989

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ChrissMari wrote:

Defo not Angie Jolie, who's become the safe choice of straight women everywhere. I'm afraid something would crawl out of her cootch and bite me on the tongue :eek:

guess it wouldn't make her very 'safe' then, would it.

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AgentWood wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Defo not Angie Jolie, who's become the safe choice of straight women everywhere. I'm afraid something would crawl out of her cootch and bite me on the tongue :eek:

guess it wouldn't make her very 'safe' then, would it.

I think that was my point. :D xx

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Hmm. I would go gay for Angelina Jolie. But here are some more contenders that you might recognize:

Rachel Weisz: I love her choice of roles, and I guess I like sexy librarians (like in The Mummy)

Sherilyn Fenn: actually, maybe it's the weird character Helena she plays in Boxing Helena, particularly when she's dancing in the fountain. Whoa.

and finally, Madchen Amick: look at those eyes.

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Chirsty the only men ( and I use the term in the broardest possible sense ) who will own up to being GAY are, yes you've guessed it......

On another note Christy

Do you fancy this beauty;

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Alan Wilder Martin Gore Simon Gallup David Gahan Roger O'Donnell, circa 1989

Are we surprised? :laugh:

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Emma Peel wrote: Hmm. I would go gay for Angelina Jolie. But here are some more contenders that you might recognize:

Rachel Weisz: I love her choice of roles, and I guess I like sexy librarians (like in The Mummy)

Sherilyn Fenn: actually, maybe it's the weird character Helena she plays in Boxing Helena, particularly when she's dancing in the fountain. Whoa.

and finally, Madchen Amick: look at those eyes.

ah more hot chicks.

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i quite like barney. in the way i defined above.

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  1. Sara Dallin

  1. Helen Baxendale

  1. Uma Thurman

:love: :love: :love:

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Milla Jovovich Maria de Medeiros (who was in Henry and June with Uma Thurman) Pauley Perrette (from NCIS) Salma Hayek Uma Thurman

And there is this one model from the UK whom I always forget the name of, but she's the heir to someone's fortune and has a minor title if I remember correctly, and she is absolutely gorgeous.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote:

ah more hot chicks.

I think you can guess my type based on the photos. :)

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Emma Peel wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

ah more hot chicks.

I think you can guess my type based on the photos. :)

i like her too. she still looks great for her age.

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on Anna Friel too

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"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Chirsty the only men ( and I use the term in the broardest possible sense ) who will own up to being GAY are, yes you've guessed it......

On another note Christy

Do you fancy this beauty;

she is gorgeous, but i could never see myself fighting over the same woman as my DAD.

as for rachel weisz, nice choice. beauty and brains: always the best combination. :read:

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Eva Longoria Salma Hayek Christina Aguilera (bet she'd be dirty ):evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'd defo go lesbian for her. :thumb:

And ME. Rocket EQUAL RIGHTS for MUFFS Mick:hat:

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Missy Jem wrote: Eva Longoria Salma Hayek Christina Aguilera (bet she'd be dirty ):evil4:

She is :nod:

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  1. Cary Grant
  2. George Clooney
  3. Alec Baldwin (from 10 years ago)
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Not sure if I mean 'if I were gay' or 'if I were female' (should the answer be different?), but I guess George Clooney and Jarvis Cocker. I think I'd still find Brad Pitt repulsive (his popularity with women is a mystery to me, he looks like someone both vain and stupid, not saying he _is_ just that he looks like someone who is). And even if I were gay I think I'd still fancy Kylie.

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Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek - gee, surprising that not many of us have gone for blonde bimbos.

George Clooney would have been the one I'd pick for you guys too.

From the old days thought Vivien Leigh and Ava Gardner were gorgeous. And for the guys - Carey Grant and Errol Flynn. :ladysman:

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ok don't freak guys!! if I were to go straight-

Good one def lots of beautiful choices-tho ok come down to it-I always adored Reese Witherspoon-just so cute!! (and my mom has sworn for years I have actually had a crush on her) Scarlett Johannssen fer shure-I am amazed she is like 23 but her soul is so much older.

Angelina? a lot of str8 girls have told me they would give it up for her-unorginal tho o just smoldering if I were so inclined.

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Alan Wilder Martin Gore Simon Gallup David Gahan Roger O'Donnell, circa 1989

anyone Depeche Mode? Hmmm why am I not surprised!!!

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Ed Dalder wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Alan Wilder Martin Gore Simon Gallup David Gahan Roger O'Donnell, circa 1989

anyone Depeche Mode? Hmmm why am I not surprised!!!

Yes, but Andy Fletcher isn't mentioned. I would go gay for Alan, but not Fletch.

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Ed Dalder wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Alan Wilder Martin Gore Simon Gallup David Gahan Roger O'Donnell, circa 1989

anyone Depeche Mode? Hmmm why am I not surprised!!!

Yes, but Andy Fletcher isn't mentioned. I would go gay for Alan, but not Fletch.

ok Fletch as in wretch-got it

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