Imagine if Burt Reynolds and cozmonite61 have a BBC comedy sitcom

I have said that the posts between Burt and me are so funny and cutting that it looks like as if we are in a BBC comedy show. Now, here's our chance. Pretty much Burt and I are going to post and reply our random ramblings. Others are very welcome to contribute to this thread. OK, go!

OK, I'll start with a rambling: I sure miss magenta.

Generic wrote: hit yourself...

that would make this funny!

only if we could see it, jeff.

Gimme Gimme Gimme part 2

You want to see me hurt myself, here it is:

Like your joke, Chris.

Nothing much has really happened yet and it's not really that funny, is it? Just like a lot of BBC sitcoms in fact... Stick to spontaneous humour, Cozzie... You don't have to TRY to be funny, you just are... :)

Snorri xxx

they could be really good reviewing movies.

nooligan wrote: they could be really good reviewing movies.

Maybe they could start an 'Ask Cozzie and Burt' thread, where they banter their way through the answers, slagging each other off in the process using smilies in a novelty style...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

nooligan wrote: they could be really good reviewing movies.

Maybe they could start an 'Ask Cozzie and Burt' thread, where they banter their way through the answers, slagging each other off in the process using smilies in a novelty style...

Snorri xxx

should be good, bearing in mind that there's only one oracle on nool.

nooligan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

nooligan wrote: they could be really good reviewing movies.

Maybe they could start an 'Ask Cozzie and Burt' thread, where they banter their way through the answers, slagging each other off in the process using smilies in a novelty style...

Snorri xxx

should be good, bearing in mind that there's only one oracle on nool.

If they hid it away in the Digitale Republik form noone would ever know! All of this would be in an unoffical capacity of course, wouldn't want to go treading on toes now...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

nooligan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

nooligan wrote: they could be really good reviewing movies.

Maybe they could start an 'Ask Cozzie and Burt' thread, where they banter their way through the answers, slagging each other off in the process using smilies in a novelty style...

Snorri xxx

should be good, bearing in mind that there's only one oracle on nool.

If they hid it away in the Digitale Republik form noone would ever know! All of this would be in an unoffical capacity of course, wouldn't want to go treading on toes now...

Snorri xxx

nah the moderator there will delete anything non new order. i know. i once tried to start a fotball thread there. this is probably part of the the problem in digitale republik.

Christopher Owens wrote: Gimme Gimme Gimme part 2

I describing gimme gimme gimme to someone the other day and I couldn't for the life of me think of the name.

thank you :D

Snorrimon wrote: Nothing much has really happened yet and it's not really that funny, is it? Just like a lot of BBC sitcoms in fact... Stick to spontaneous humour, Cozzie... You don't have to TRY to be funny, you just are... :)

Snorri xxx

iawtc someone is trying too hard.

nooligan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

nooligan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

nooligan wrote: they could be really good reviewing movies.

Maybe they could start an 'Ask Cozzie and Burt' thread, where they banter their way through the answers, slagging each other off in the process using smilies in a novelty style...

Snorri xxx

should be good, bearing in mind that there's only one oracle on nool.

If they hid it away in the Digitale Republik form noone would ever know! All of this would be in an unoffical capacity of course, wouldn't want to go treading on toes now...

Snorri xxx

nah the moderator there will delete anything non new order. i know. i once tried to start a fotball thread there. this is probably part of the the problem in digitale republik.

OK, how about ask Cozzie and Burt about NO in German? Think your German is up to that Cozzie?

Snorri xxx

I don't speak German. Just Japanese, and a bit of Spanish.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't speak German. Just Japanese, and a bit of Spanish.

Well there's a challenge for you - I'll teach you, maybe nooligan will help too... Now repeat after me: Ein Bier fuer Snorrimon bitte...

Snorri xxx

Ein Bier fuer Snorrimon bitte

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Ein Bier fuer Snorrimon bitte

Hey, you're good. Next phrase: Ich hasse Burt Reynolds.

Snorri xxx

Does that phrase mean, "I love Burt Reynolds?" :barf:

OK, I'll repeat the phrase anyway: Ich hasse Burt Reynolds.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Does that phrase mean, "I love Burt Reynolds?" :barf:

OK, I'll repeat the phrase anyway: Ich hasse Burt Reynolds.

Nah, it's the opposite of love... If I wanted to be really mean I'd get you to say: "Ich liebe Burt und moechte mein ganzes Leben mit ihm verbringen" Or I am just bluffing?

Snorri xxx

I just translated your long phrase :dead: But it'a good thing that you're just bluffing Snorri.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I just translated your long phrase :dead: But it'a good thing that you're just bluffing Snorri.

That's always the problem with relying on people to translate for you... and why it's so important to at least try to learn a bit of any langauge you may come into contact with... OK, lesson 2 will be tomorrow... Practice what we've learned today and have a think about the sort of things you would like to be able to say next...

Auf Wiedersehen! Snorri xxx

Snorri, I would like to be able to say to Burt, "Leave me alone, you twat." I'm going to come up with other phrases soon.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Snorri, I would like to be able to say to Burt, "Leave me alone, you twat." I'm going to come up with other phrases soon.

"Lass mich in Ruhe, Arschloch!" should do the trick... Or "Verpisst dich!"

Snorri xxx

There isn't a word for twat in German? I just translated your quotes on Google. :confused3:

I have finally found out what "twat" meant. God, I'm stupid and I decided to start this thread.

Stupid things Cozzie did

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I have finally found out what "twat" meant. God, I'm stupid and I decided to start this thread.

Stupid things Cozzie did

My God, woman, you created a monster... That thread is probably the most confusing yet... You could use it as the script for the pilot of your sitcom... Which you should call TWAT... You so funny...

Snorri xxx

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I have finally found out what "twat" meant. God, I'm stupid and I decided to start this thread.

Stupid things Cozzie did

lol

BBC sitcom yer arse, they wanna fight, fine.....I'm not paying for it LOL

Give em both gigs as Dr Who monsters :D

Steve Campbell wrote: BBC sitcom yer arse, they wanna fight, fine.....I'm not paying for it LOL

Give em both gigs as Dr Who monsters :D

let them host a spots show, or a movie show. that would be must see tv.

Can I have more German lessons, Snorri? I can't wait till tomorrow. TGIF in the U.S.

Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

NOOLigan wrote: Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

Sie hat doch viele Probleme mit der englischen Sprache, Twat z.B.... Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, ob wir ihr Englisch beibringen koennen...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

Sie hat doch viele Probleme mit der englischen Sprache, Twat z.B.... Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, ob wir ihr Englisch beibringen koennen...

Snorri xxx

Das ist leider war. sie kann nur Amerikanisch.

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

Sie hat doch viele Probleme mit der englischen Sprache, Twat z.B.... Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, ob wir ihr Englisch beibringen koennen...

Snorri xxx

Das ist leider war. sie kann nur Amerikanisch.

Stimmt, sie muss zuerst mir Amerikanisch beibringen, sonst gibt's zu viel Uebersetzen...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

Sie hat doch viele Probleme mit der englischen Sprache, Twat z.B.... Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, ob wir ihr Englisch beibringen koennen...

Snorri xxx

Das ist leider war. sie kann nur Amerikanisch.

Stimmt, sie muss zuerst mir Amerikanisch beibringen, sonst gibt's zu viel Uebersetzen...

Snorri xxx

Stimmt, oder du musst ihr erst English beibringen. Zumindest weiss sie jetzt was ein Twat ist.

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

Sie hat doch viele Probleme mit der englischen Sprache, Twat z.B.... Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, ob wir ihr Englisch beibringen koennen...

Snorri xxx

Das ist leider war. sie kann nur Amerikanisch.

Stimmt, sie muss zuerst mir Amerikanisch beibringen, sonst gibt's zu viel Uebersetzen...

Snorri xxx

Stimmt, oder du musst ihr erst English beibringen. Zumindest weiss sie jetzt was ein Twat ist.

Ich glaube, es waere einfacher Amerikanisch zu lernen, als ihr Englisch beizubringen... Aber Cozzie ueberraschst mich die ganze Zeit... Wer weisst, was passieren wird...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Snorri, du kannst ihr Deutsch beibringen.

Sie hat doch viele Probleme mit der englischen Sprache, Twat z.B.... Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, ob wir ihr Englisch beibringen koennen...

Snorri xxx

Das ist leider war. sie kann nur Amerikanisch.

Stimmt, sie muss zuerst mir Amerikanisch beibringen, sonst gibt's zu viel Uebersetzen...

Snorri xxx

Stimmt, oder du musst ihr erst English beibringen. Zumindest weiss sie jetzt was ein Twat ist.

Ich glaube, es waere einfacher Amerikanisch zu lernen, als ihr Englisch beizubringen... Aber Cozzie ueberraschst mich die ganze Zeit... Wer weisst, was passieren wird...

Snorri xxx

Ich glaube du hast Recht. Mit all den Amerikanischen Programmen auf dem Fersehen, sprechen wir fast schon Amerikanisch.